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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/yerpalmildsauce/status/976326707564240896

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
do you think yoda ever gets embarrassed when he lactates haha

what do you think his udder smells like haha

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Meaning you can make a Yoda Yogurt.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
They’re not from earth. He may lay eggs and poo poo baby food out of his eyes.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Rolo posted:

They’re not from earth. He may lay eggs and poo poo baby food out of his eyes.

So you’re saying we’re a go for yogurt?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Push El Burrito posted:

Meaning you can make a Yoda Yogurt.

It'd probably be bad. Even with strawberries.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

Subjunctive posted:

So you’re saying we’re a go for yogurt?

Obviously yes.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

Even money there's a Wookiepedia entry with this exact wording

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Subjunctive posted:

So you’re saying we’re a go for yogurt?

Yodurt, surely?

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.

jojoinnit posted:

Yodurt, surely?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnXKE0nfAjI

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/MuchoGG/status/1174767572283269121?s=19

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Is Takeshi Snitch - Nine snitching on everyone now? Not just people involved but actually everyone. It's Lowtax going to get a visit from the fed because of this?

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/viperwave/status/1174928703261794305

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Inceltown posted:

Is Takeshi Snitch - Nine snitching on everyone now? Not just people involved but actually everyone. It's Lowtax going to get a visit from the fed because of this?

Yes

https://twitter.com/jaidvn/status/1174720976749305857?s=19

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
Someone please photoshop that scene from The Last Jedi so it’s Yoda.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Hedenius posted:

Someone please photoshop that scene from The Last Jedi so it’s Yoda.

But Yoda was in The Last... oh.

oh.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/arishish/status/1174904048811556866

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1175072328138412032?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jcitydgaf/status/1175102191029379072?s=21

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/rajandelman/status/1174524168764895232?s=19

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/RikerGoogling/status/1175211742814556160

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.
https://twitter.com/JTSHEEPS35/status/1174280558932877312

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/communistbops/status/1173691180967759872?s=19

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/RealWilfordB/status/1175075179191578625?s=19

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/JoshRaby/status/1175263159038484480?s=19

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1175107247069958145?s=20

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

This rules.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/EarthWindFire/status/1174915188576813056

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/LivvyFanon/status/1175540090560483328?s=19

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/NotoriousNewell/status/1175601706102657024

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

Good thread

https://twitter.com/BriannaShrum/status/1175577137321041920?s=20

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Those kids are real fuckin dumb

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

chitoryu12 posted:

Those kids are real fuckin dumb

My parents drove hours and hours to go look at furniture before, so I don't see why they should have suspected anything.

Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005


When you're a kid you're stuck in this bizarre world where grownups often do incredibly boring things for no clear reason, and will force you to go along, and it can be hard until, like, your teens to distinguish "normal absurd boring thing" from "unusually absurd boring thing."

Which is to say, those kids are dumb, but not to an unusual level for kids.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum
When I was a youngun, I wanted a foosball table like really bad (as youngsters are to want uncommon things) for my birthday. They managed to buy it, with me in the store, and get in the car with me on the ride home, without me noticing.

Kids are dumb as hell

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Puppy Time posted:

When you're a kid you're stuck in this bizarre world where grownups often do incredibly boring things for no clear reason, and will force you to go along, and it can be hard until, like, your teens to distinguish "normal absurd boring thing" from "unusually absurd boring thing."

Which is to say, those kids are dumb, but not to an unusual level for kids.

My parents really liked going to display houses when I was growing up. Never intended to buy them or build a new house or anything, they just went as, like, something to do on Sundays.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
I got lost crossing the street as a kid because I was always reading a book in the car and didn't look up until we got to our destination, so I didn't have any concept of where things were located when I had to navigate on my own.

In conclusion,

Evilreaver posted:

Kids are dumb as hell

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Why can’t Mom and Dad just call Grandma to babysit instead of bringing us to the store or mall :argh:?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Cleretic posted:

My parents really liked going to display houses when I was growing up. Never intended to buy them or build a new house or anything, they just went as, like, something to do on Sundays.

Are you my sibling?

Why did they do this? It was so boring every single time. They'd walk around and just like.. look at these for-sale houses. Then we'd go home and make dinner.

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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
My parents used to take me and my 12 siblings to an old well like 4 hours down the road and we would play hide and seek in the woods and have a picnic. At the end of the day they would toss some big bundle of something in there and then me and my 11 siblings would pile in the van and go home. We would usually get ice cream on the way home. Then we would do it all again the next year. Really nice memories being an only child in high school.

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