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Lincoln: May 12, 2007; Ladies.

Taste the static warp bubble, not the fuel.

Lincoln fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Sep 20, 2019

# ? Sep 20, 2019 13:57

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 22:48

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hank Hill Riker: So, are you a changeling or a ghost?
Cotton Pike: Neither... you're Q... aintcha Mister Q?
Q:

The original of this is one of my favourite moments.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 14:01

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Sort of on the flipside of it:

Data: "I accessed the computer's database of mid-to-late 20th century entertainers and something perplexes me.
Picard: "Explain, Mr Data."
Data: "There was a man by the name of Raymond J Johnson. His act involved another unnamed individual referring to him simply by his surname. At that point, Mr Johnson seems to become slightly agitated, and begins to list, in detail, the names he would prefer to be called. At the end, he states clearly that the only name he does not prefer is, simply, 'Johnson'. I do not understand the humour involved, as it seems to be a simple request for proper identification. It was because of this exchange that Mr Johnson was renowned throughout much of the United States at that time."
LaForge: "Data... I can't explain it. I just can't."

# ? Sep 20, 2019 15:18

Master Twig: Oct 25, 2007; I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

Warp Drive is, in my opinion, faster than impulse.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:05

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

There's soap in the Romulan Ale!

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:07

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Uh, ah, there there, Benny

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:34

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I don't love the Exterminator episode but it is my favorite Lisa Kudrow performance.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:40

BoldFrankensteinMir: Jul 28, 2006

Dang ol' Starfleet, tell you whut, first contact out in the woods but headquarters in dang ol' San Francisco's a joke, man, gettin' dang ol' 20 dollar slice a' pizza before m' Kobyashi Maru, tell you whut... engage.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:44

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

BoldFrankensteinMir posted:

Dang ol' Starfleet, tell you whut, first contact out in the woods but headquarters in dang ol' San Francisco's a joke, man, gettin' dang ol' 20 dollar slice a' pizza before m' Kobyashi Maru, tell you whut... engage.

Ok, this made me legitimately laugh out loud. Well done :golfclap:

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:51

Bombadilillo: Feb 28, 2009; The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Cotton hill, "jadzia, I found the albino, me Topsie and fatty (old Jonathan frakes) are goin after him. And we AINT comin home"

# ? Sep 20, 2019 16:52

Hackers film 1995: Nov 4, 2009; Hack the planet!

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sort of on the flipside of it:

Data: "I accessed the computer's database of mid-to-late 20th century entertainers and something perplexes me.
Picard: "Explain, Mr Data."
Data: "There was a man by the name of Raymond J Johnson. His act involved another unnamed individual referring to him simply by his surname. At that point, Mr Johnson seems to become slightly agitated, and begins to list, in detail, the names he would prefer to be called. At the end, he states clearly that the only name he does not prefer is, simply, 'Johnson'. I do not understand the humour involved, as it seems to be a simple request for proper identification. It was because of this exchange that Mr Johnson was renowned throughout much of the United States at that time."
LaForge: "Data... I can't explain it. I just can't."

beautiful

# ? Sep 20, 2019 18:27

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Sort of on the flipside of it:

Data: "I accessed the computer's database of mid-to-late 20th century entertainers and something perplexes me.
Picard: "Explain, Mr Data."
Data: "There was a man by the name of Raymond J Johnson. His act involved another unnamed individual referring to him simply by his surname. At that point, Mr Johnson seems to become slightly agitated, and begins to list, in detail, the names he would prefer to be called. At the end, he states clearly that the only name he does not prefer is, simply, 'Johnson'. I do not understand the humour involved, as it seems to be a simple request for proper identification. It was because of this exchange that Mr Johnson was renowned throughout much of the United States at that time."
LaForge: "Data... I can't explain it. I just can't."

# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:10

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

flowers!
is there a john luck "mad dog" here?

# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:14

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

"Gribble's Dead-Tribble"

# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:33

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

i have that disease where you wake up on strange planets drunk

# ? Sep 20, 2019 19:49

counterfeitsaint: Feb 26, 2010; I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

hawowanlawow posted:

the Klingons would be intimidated by the sheer size of Peggy's bowel movements

# ? Sep 20, 2019 20:38

Teriyaki Hairpiece: Dec 29, 2006; I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

GolfHole posted:

i have that disease where you wake up on strange planets drunk

# ? Sep 20, 2019 21:54

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GolfHole posted:

flowers!
is there a john luck "mad dog" here?

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:19

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

the first duty of every starfleet officer is to wipe from head to feet (you won't cause a leak)

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:37

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Everybody welcome to the GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyYYYYYYY Anbo Jitsu tournament!!!!

Deanna: Worf, you don't mind that your father's gay?
Worf: Of course not! Commander Riker is gay and I have been friends with him for years!

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:39

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

AlBorlantern Corps posted:

Everybody welcome to the GAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyYYYYYYY Anbo Jitsu tournament!!!!

Deanna: Worf, you don't mind that your father's gay?
Worf: Of course not! Commander Riker is gay and I have been friends with him for years!

lmao why does this work so well

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:40

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I don't love the Exterminator episode but it is my favorite Lisa Kudrow performance.

oh. no hats at Starfleet

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:40

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Dale Bill and Hank took the saucer section for a joyride, crashed it into the atmosphere, and beamed out just before they hit a lake

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:47

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

*headbutts klingon officer in ten forward*

data: pardon me, captain, but i think you have mistakenly misappropriated my personal belongings. furthermore, as we have yet to be formally introduced, i feel it is necessary to call attention to the fact that your actions were undertaken at a time when we remained strangers.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:54

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

On Riker's suggestion, they all go into the holodeck, and begin to reconstruct the room. Starting with a table, they assemble a long, rectangular, inclined, and metal table; followed by a dark room with a bright light overhead. With things starting to come into place, they add a restraining arm to the table with a control panel, and a metal swing-arm at the head. Worf then adds a scissor-like device to the swing-arm, and Riker adds whispers to the room, but Kaminer switches them to clicks. With Riker increasing the volume, speed and number of the clicks in the room, La Forge horrifyingly concludes that he has been in this room, and Riker adds that they've all been in the room before.

# ? Sep 20, 2019 22:59

FBS: Apr 27, 2015; The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Boy I can't wait to catch up on the newest pages of the KOTH thread, I tell you hw -

# ? Sep 20, 2019 23:23

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

FBS posted:

Boy I can't wait to catch up on the newest pages of the KOTH thread, I tell you hw -

I hope this isn't a complaint because these past few pages have contained some of the best posts I've seen in a while.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:01

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

bones looks up from a fragged red shirt: he's dead, honey

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:24

killer crane: Dec 30, 2006; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

nog: that's my gold pressed latinum! i don't know you! *kicks sisko in the testicles*

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:28

Punkinhead: Apr 2, 2015

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I hope this isn't a complaint because these past few pages have contained some of the best posts I've seen in a while.

I'm just happy that you're happy.

I have no right to complain, as the man who started the King of the 40k derail a while back.

Edit : God Emperor of the Hill

# ? Sep 21, 2019 00:28

GolfHole: Feb 26, 2004

"feels so good" by riker on the trombone

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:29

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

GolfHole posted:

"feels so good" by Picard on the Ressikan flute

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:39

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

Defenestration posted:

oh. no hats at Starfleet

They never did fix baldness did they?

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:39

artsy fartsy: May 10, 2014; You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

It’s only at midlife that a Betazoid female becomes, well, fully sexual, if you know what I mean, shug.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:41

Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"; Grimey Drawer

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

They never did fix baldness did they?

they just decided it wasn't worth it

where we're going, we don't need hair

# ? Sep 21, 2019 01:49

Sweaty IT Nerd: Jul 13, 2007

I haven't been keeping up but Reg Barclay would map to Dale.

# ? Sep 21, 2019 02:06

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?