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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ras Het posted:

Texas isn't that big. If you asked me how big Texas is, I'd say it's probably a quarter or a third of Finland

How big is Texas?

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
It’s about the size of Texas, op

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Soricidus posted:

It’s about the size of Texas, op

drat your imperial measurements :arghfist::butt:

e: I just thought to myself: "a metric Texas" and chuckled a bit.

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort
Or if you're looking for metric, it's about half the size of two Texases put together

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
A metric Texas is 6.214 U.S. customary Texases, same ratio as the metric mile.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Actually the plural is Texes.
:goonsay:

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
Texii.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Teex

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
textes

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?


Tectopodes

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Texen

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Texitexitexipatangzoowoopboing.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

A Hootenanny of Texoi

Minenfeld!
Aug 21, 2012



The correct plural of Texas is Mexico.

shades of blue
Sep 27, 2012
I like Texas from my exes when they want a second chance

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I'm Damned Yankee Land.


Or more informatively, how 'bout a map of territory that most maps of the period ignore.



Mexico allowed a bunch of American immigration because they thought that they'd provide a buffer, but then most Americans just kinda settled in that empty area to the east and didn't divert any raiding.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


SlothfulCobra posted:

I'm Damned Yankee Land.


This is how driving across Texas to get somewhere else feels, anyway.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Huge Texan slam on New Brunswick and Quebec south of the Lawrence out of nowhere.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Grand Fromage posted:

This is how driving across Texas to get somewhere else feels, anyway.

When I moved from Austin to Chicago I think about half the drive was just leaving Texas.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Lycus posted:

Note how one of the flags is Cuba.

we owned cuba

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
If you've ever wondered why we have a permanent base there even after the Castro revolution and new government since? It's because we basically made a condition of independence. That we got a permie base.

Not one of them softy bases in Korea or Germany or Japan that those countries can choose to push out if they had the political will, but like a straight up forever base.

buddhist nudist
May 16, 2019

Tei posted:

*point at Guam* . Guam was under Spanish control for 400 years, then it was transfered to USA.

Guam, famously near Mainland Europe.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

buddhist nudist posted:

Guam, famously near Mainland Europe.

Well yeah, Georgia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan and Moldavia are in mainland Europe.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Cat Mattress posted:

Well yeah, Georgia, Ukraine, Azerbaijan and Moldavia are in mainland Europe.

Armenia and Azerbaijan being counted as Europe is goofy to me. Georgia only slightly less so.
Azerbaijan is goofiest. Like it's a historical piece of Iran that Russia chomped off.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Grape posted:

Armenia and Azerbaijan being counted as Europe is goofy to me. Georgia only slightly less so.
Azerbaijan is goofiest. Like it's a historical piece of Iran that Russia chomped off.

They're in UEFA and Eurovision ergo as European as smallpox

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Ras Het posted:

They're in UEFA and Eurovision ergo as European as smallpox

Did you just call Israel European?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Anything east of Istanbul is in Asia.

That's just how it is.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

FreudianSlippers posted:

Anything east of Istanbul is in Asia.

That's just how it is.

Ataturk is rolling in his grave

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
UEFA and Eurovision are entertainment thingies and do not count politically; however Azerbaijan is a member of the Council of Europe and therefore politically European. Contrarily to Belarus.

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Anything east of Istanbul is in Asia.

That's just how it is.

Alternatively, anything west of Almaty is Europe.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

steinrokkan posted:

Ataturk is rolling in his grave

He was born in Thessaloniki so he might be comfortable with the notion.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Grape posted:

He was born in Thessaloniki so he might be comfortable with the notion.

Further proof that the perfidious Greek has usurped the claim to the origins of European civilization from Turkey.

Ras Het
May 23, 2007

when I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child - but now I am a man.

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Did you just call Israel European?

I don't think we can just disown them like a son who became a cop

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Badger of Basra posted:

When I moved from Austin to Chicago I think about half the drive was just leaving Texas.

On a drive from Jacksonville to San Diego, one third of the way into the drive, you’re in Texas.

Two-thirds of the way through, and you’re still in Texas.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Ras Het posted:

I don't think we can just disown them like a son who became a cop

"I learned it from watching you!"

Tei
Feb 19, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Creo que es Tejas. Por eso se dice "Tejano". Some people pronounce the X in Texas like a J.


Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Tei posted:

Creo que es Tejas.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

DrSunshine posted:

Alternatively, anything west of Almaty is Europe.
Ah yes, and Australia is in Asia now.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

frankenfreak posted:

Ah yes, and Australia is in Asia now.

Yes? :confused:

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grand Fromage posted:

Too far. The PRC and Korea instead fight over Socotra Rock, a rock which is underwater and therefore not claimable by any interpretation of maritime law. Korea built a hilarious helipad on it to help enforce its bullshit claim.

He's not joking about the hilarious helipad

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