Johnny Walker posted:
Nope, this is pretty normal, your partner smooching and then getting the last word in no matter what.
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Black Widow peering through the window staring at Peter and MJ doing it, then down to the crumpled Spidey-suit on the floor, then back to the lovemaking, then back to the suit. Finally she comes to the inevitable conclusion: Spider-Man is having an affair with Mary Jane, Peter showed up unexpectedly and now a naked Spider-Man is hiding under the bed and needs a loud distraction so he can escape unseen!
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Sep 17, 2019 11:25
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It's OK, she someone who can be trusted. It's the Hobgoblin--who may just be Harry Osborne--that they have to worry about! 
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Sep 17, 2019 14:20
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 I felt that this page from the Marvel cookbook belonged in this thread.
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Sep 17, 2019 17:35
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Chinston Wurchill posted:
It's just Aurora Borealis.
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Sep 17, 2019 19:33
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Golf doctor is just gonna come out of there all "I'm afraid you're going to need a wife mulligan. I tried fixing her but her liver sliced and went right into a bunker. Anyway, 19th hole?"
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Sep 18, 2019 15:39
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 That's from the bricks, Pete.
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Sep 18, 2019 17:30
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That and from the chip Nat put in your skull. Just in case.
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Sep 18, 2019 17:44
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Peter having trouble with the idea that sometimes people know a thing and don't tell it to another person for no reason.
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Sep 19, 2019 10:18
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I would still get the law involved, but I'm not Spider-Man. 
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Sep 19, 2019 17:26
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Johnny Walker posted:I would still get the law involved, but I'm not Spider-Man. This is really missing a reaction from MJ. They should have been able to fit in even an "oh no...!"
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Sep 19, 2019 17:40
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MJ leafs through the script and it's just page after page of Marvella precariously balanced in high places
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Sep 19, 2019 19:01
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Johnny Walker posted:I would still get the law involved, but I'm not Spider-Man. These are New York cops in the 70s. If they get involved, Kingpin has new henchmen.
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Sep 20, 2019 00:48
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I should make another account so I can 5 this thread again.
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Sep 20, 2019 01:19
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Lobok posted:This is really missing a reaction from MJ. They should have been able to fit in even an "oh no...!" I'm bringing this out of retirement. 
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Sep 20, 2019 15:22
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Sep 20, 2019 16:06
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Shouldnt she be like undercover or something??
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Sep 20, 2019 16:15
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Can I please get a stunt double that doesn't want me dead?
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Sep 20, 2019 19:58
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Lobok posted:Can I please get a stunt double that doesn't want me dead? "Sorry, we don't know what the gently caress we are doing. Fingers crossed that the chick playing the villain has forgiven you and won't try to kill you too."
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Lobok posted:Can I please get a stunt double that doesn't want me dead? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxIkaxmRHwU&t=37s
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Alhazred posted:"Sorry, we don't know what the gently caress we are doing. Fingers crossed that the chick playing the villain has forgiven you and won't try to kill you too." MJ's gonna have her own Sinister Six soon comprised entirely of people on this one movie set. Meanwhile Spider-Man rolls on the ground playing with a ball of yarn.
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The Cinester Six
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Jerusalem posted:I'm bringing this out of retirement. 
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Sep 21, 2019 05:07
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 "NOT because he's my husband and I'm jealous though."
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Sep 21, 2019 16:30
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Johnny Walker posted:
"How does one say it in the American vernacular? You have the hots for that human disaster?"
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 "Not when she's unconscious she can't!" "It does!"
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Marvella can be unconscious at any moment
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Sep 22, 2019 18:01
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That's her secret, Cap.
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Johnny Walker posted:"Not when she's unconscious she can't!"
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So it appears just wearing a superhero costume results in brain damage.
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Holy gently caress  "It died from radiation poison and it bit me.... welp time to go about my day. Weird, I feel nauseous and sick for no conceivable reason!"
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Sep 23, 2019 08:15
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New drink game: take one every time Peter goes "nothing I can do about it" in the NSM universe. You'll be surprised how constantly he says it. And you'll join the AA in the process.
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Saoshyant posted:New drink game: take one every time Peter goes "nothing I can do about it" in the NSM universe. You'll be surprised how constantly he says it. And you'll join the AA in the process. loving literal-rear end translators. yeah, yeah, we get it, the verbatim text was 'shikata ga nai', but if you want it to sound like natural english you can paraphase too
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but then that's not translating what was said REEEEEEEE
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