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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > 9/22/19 SNF GDT: Prepared to Be Disappointed
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Who's gonna be more disappointed?
This poll is closed.
Jared Goff 3 6.98%
Baker Mayfield 10 23.26%
Your Parents 30 69.77%
Total: 43 votes
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Bellmaker posted:

Nah he’ll outduel Mahomes somehow and get the 45-7 Tebow treatment in NE because this is the hell dimension

tim tebow won a playoff game

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
While the commercial is on, here's some weird local news:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bit...mz7NHtOwpAh7g5g

quote:

GROSSE TETE – A woman had a freak and dangerous encounter with a camel in a field near a busy truck stop.

Authorities said a woman was chasing after her loose dog when she was attacked by the animal. The camel was spooked by the wandering dog and woman chasing it, so the camel gave chase to the woman, eventually pinning her against the wall of a building.

The camel then sat on top of the woman, nearly crushing her.

Authorities said in an attempt to save herself, the woman bit the testicles of the camel so it would jump off of her.

The woman then escaped, authorities said.

It was not immediately known how injured the woman was.

Would you bite a camel's testicles to save yourself? Makes you think. :thunk:

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
c'mon throw a block, Goff!

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Going to need a gif of Goff jogging nowhere

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
He sucks till my grandpa rises from his grave and rants about the NFL being rigged

* # ? Sep 23, 2019 03:39
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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Silly Burrito posted:

While the commercial is on, here's some weird local news:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bit...mz7NHtOwpAh7g5g


Would you bite a camel's testicles to save yourself? Makes you think. :thunk:

hell yes

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Bellmaker
Oct 18, 2008

Chapter DOOF

Zyla posted:

tim tebow won a playoff game

Possibly the best Steelers loss of all time :yeah:

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Lol Bob Woods

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 I dont remember the last time a reverse sweep went for more then 3 yards

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Bellmaker posted:

Possibly the best Steelers loss of all time :yeah:

:agreed:

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?

Silly Burrito posted:

While the commercial is on, here's some weird local news:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bit...mz7NHtOwpAh7g5g


Would you bite a camel's testicles to save yourself? Makes you think. :thunk:

I'd do it even if I died. gently caress you camel your entire family line ends here

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Silly Burrito posted:

While the commercial is on, here's some weird local news:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bit...mz7NHtOwpAh7g5g


Would you bite a camel's testicles to save yourself? Makes you think. :thunk:

Save myself, not save myself.
Whatever, really.

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 score a motherfucking touchdown

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Goal line defense without Myles is some galaxy brain poo poo

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chamois
Oct 24, 2010

 there should be a team that plays in deadpool uniforms

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Mystic Stylez posted:

score a motherfucking touchdown

No.

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

420_Power_Rangers posted:

He doesn't not suck

well... maybe..

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 The Cleveland Rams

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 More like Jared Goof

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I don’t know if there’s anyone bigger or stronger than Myles

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Quiet Feet posted:

I'd do it even if I died. gently caress you camel your entire family line ends here

:laffo:

The best response.

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Quiet Feet posted:

More like Jared Goof

:hmmyes:

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Aw drat, the Rams scored again.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 My boy Cooper Kupp!

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Android Apocalypse posted:

No.

owned bitch!

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Browns cannot cover Kupp.

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Dre2Dee2
Dec 6, 2006

Just a striding through Kamen Rider...
:fork: :flag:

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 the rams browning it up

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
Galaxy brain is to take the penalty so that your offensive playbook opens up.

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

Silly Burrito posted:

While the commercial is on, here's some weird local news:

https://www.wbrz.com/news/woman-bit...mz7NHtOwpAh7g5g


Would you bite a camel's testicles to save yourself? Makes you think. :thunk:

Idk are gross titties really that weird in Louisiana?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 whoops

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

really queer Christmas posted:

the rams browning it up

no, the browns are ramming it up






their rear end

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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Completely back up secondary and plays 3 DBs........

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
KUPPPPPPPPPPPPP :siren:

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Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost

Silly Burrito posted:

Aw drat, the Rams scored again.

drat, you're like a full minute ahead of my TV.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

really queer Christmas posted:

the rams browning it up

the browns browning it up

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

 dope move to get him to jump

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
 browns probably need to score some more points imo

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen

Mystic Stylez posted:

owned bitch!

I have been bested by Goff. :negative:

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
OBJ gonna take a slant 70 yards

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