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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Cicero posted:

I think it's like the US, for the people who own the farms yeah it's great. For the laborers on said farms, uh maybe not so much

More importantly, people who eat quinoa as a staple food are being outbid by people who are exporting it to satisfy the latest food fad.

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


BarbarianElephant posted:

I usually like “healthy” foods but quinoa tastes horribly bitter and gritty to me. So I’m very woke/anti-woke by never eating it.

It's a surprisingly good replacement for ground meat in a dish you make vegetarian, like a chili with quinoa is almost as good as beef chili. Just make sure you cook it enough that it loses the grit.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

BarbarianElephant posted:

I usually like “healthy” foods but quinoa tastes horribly bitter and gritty to me. So I’m very woke/anti-woke by never eating it.

Give up all added sugars or food with such for 6+ months and it will taste sweet. Almost everything tastes sweet now.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

dex_sda posted:

It's a surprisingly good replacement for ground meat in a dish you make vegetarian, like a chili with quinoa is almost as good as beef chili. Just make sure you cook it enough that it loses the grit.

Yes quinoa chili is one of my big meal preps. Delicious. Also osyer mushrooms are good pulled pork replacements.

Mushrooms in general are great.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
If your quinoa is gritty it’s either full of rocks or undercooked

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
https://twitter.com/business/status/1175283668291637249?s=21
That’s... just a law firm? :confused:

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...




Silicion Valley hasn't invented a real thing in decades lmao

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:
I wonder if lawyers would be desperate enough to work for an app that bases their pay on a satisfaction rating out of five stars... :thunk:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's an illegal law firm lol

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Groovelord Neato posted:

it's an illegal law firm lol

Because it's working cross-state or because there is legislation governing how you define a law firm?

Spacewolf
May 19, 2014

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Because it's working cross-state or because there is legislation governing how you define a law firm?

kinda both. Is the dude himself a lawyer?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

VideoGameVet posted:

Give up all added sugars or food with such for 6+ months and it will taste sweet. Almost everything tastes sweet now.

Also don’t eat fruit.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Spacewolf posted:

kinda both. Is the dude himself a lawyer?

That would be a big screaming no. According to Wikipedia, dude graduated from Yale with a double major in physics and philosophy. here he is explaining why the world needs this company

quote:

Over the years, I have been an involuntary power user of the legal industry,” said Kan, in a statement. “While I valued the counsel of my attorney, I was frustrated by the delivery of service, and there were many things I wanted to see done differently. The biggest headache for me was that no one could tell me when to use legal service [or] how much to use.”

Atrium believes that the business of law has been resistant to the rapid technological change and innovation that has disrupted virtually every sector of the economy. Perverse incentives to maintain the status quo, such as reliance on the billable hour, have ensured a slow and grinding adoption of new standards and tools, according to Atrium.
(listens for the faint sound of the bar association giggling and reaching for its machine gun)

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

Platystemon posted:

Also don’t eat fruit.

Fruit doesn't necessarily imply sweetness. For example avocados, tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers are all fruit. The designation just has to do with where the seed is.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Shugojin posted:

Silicion Valley hasn't invented a real thing in decades lmao

i wonder whats the stupdiest thing or most basic thing a techbro would try to reinvent.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Uber should detect the type of phone you have and charge you more.

That sentence is gonna be my entire resume when i apply uber

Tinder Gold is more expensive on iOS than on Android. It's also more expensive for males than females and the price increases the older you get*.

* Except in California where they were sued and told to knock all the pricing poo poo off.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

actionjackson posted:

Fruit doesn't necessarily imply sweetness. For example avocados, tomatoes, peppers and cucumbers are all fruit. The designation just has to do with where the seed is.

The culinary definition of “fruit” predates the botanical definition by centuries.

My point is that many fruits are very sweet. If a person regularly eats strawberries, mangos, and peaches, their taste won’t fall so out of calibration that quinoa becomes sweet.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 01:26 on Sep 22, 2019

Konstantin
Jun 20, 2005
And the Lord said, "Look, they are one people, and they have all one language; and this is only the beginning of what they will do; nothing that they propose to do will now be impossible for them.

PhazonLink posted:

i wonder whats the stupdiest thing or most basic thing a techbro would try to reinvent.

It's hard to get more basic than water. Still, knowing Silicon Valley I am sure someone will come up with a way to reinvent breathing.

Sundae
Dec 1, 2005

Konstantin posted:

It's hard to get more basic than water. Still, knowing Silicon Valley I am sure someone will come up with a way to reinvent breathing.

wikipedia posted:

An oxygen bar is an establishment, or part of one, that sells oxygen for recreational use. Individual flavored scents may be added to enhance the experience...

Apparently these have been around for decades, but I only just recently saw one for the first time. It was at a mall in, of course, Silicon Valley.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Sundae posted:

Apparently these have been around for decades, but I only just recently saw one for the first time. It was at a mall in, of course, Silicon Valley.

I’ve seen them but never used one because lol paying for air if you aren’t in medical need. I feel like they became a popular this-is-a-ridiculous-activity on tv shows for a while.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I saw someone advertising airless tires so the answer is: the wheel.

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Konstantin posted:

It's hard to get more basic than water. Still, knowing Silicon Valley I am sure someone will come up with a way to reinvent breathing.

Someone at a conference I was at last week had a canister of mint scented oxygen on the table

But I don't think it was this brand so that means there's at least two out there

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Shugojin posted:

Someone at a conference I was at last week had a canister of mint scented oxygen on the table

But I don't think it was this brand so that means there's at least two out there

Lol jesus. I noticed on amazon, customers also shopped for the laser hair regrowth helmet.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Platystemon posted:

Also don’t eat fruit.

Yes, that too.

Also I do use bananas in my "overnight oatmeal." And the entire mess (oat, oat bran, coconut, chia, unsweetened hemp milk etc.) tastes like candy.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

HootTheOwl posted:

I saw someone advertising airless tires so the answer is: the wheel.

This keeps happening once or twice a decade or so, and fails every drat time because no other material has the optimal properties of air.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

mediaphage posted:

I’ve seen them but never used one because lol paying for air if you aren’t in medical need. I feel like they became a popular this-is-a-ridiculous-activity on tv shows for a while.

Hope those got disclaimers that breathing pure oxygen can be toxic

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Arsenic Lupin posted:

That would be a big screaming no. According to Wikipedia, dude graduated from Yale with a double major in physics and philosophy. here he is explaining why the world needs this company

(listens for the faint sound of the bar association giggling and reaching for its machine gun)

I recall reading somewhere "the true backlash against automation will only begin when lawyers/politicians start being replaced by machines". Guess this is close enough.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

This. Like how the living gently caress did their agricultural computer get away with faking it for years and years? And, as an ag scientist I follow on Twitter points out, they were building on technology that was ten years obsolete in the first place, and apparently did no consulting at all with people in ag science. An MIT person actually commented in wonder on a Webstreamed panel that oh, there are agricultural colleges in the middle of the country.

Land grant colleges have been a powerhouse in agricultural research for a very long time. Treating them like "oh, those cute people in the flyover country" is cutting you off from the cutting edge.

:lol: if you think that a techbro lab would actually go meet the experts to understand the current state of a field before they try to disrupt it.

Still :lol: if you think that a techbro lab would even do extensive reading.

It's about 99.9% likely someone just searched on google (not google scholar) for "automated farming", concluded the first three results were poo poo and set out to improve from there. There'll be actual citations and vague reasons for why the chosen approach was actually good despite those citations in the paper, but probably just because reviewer 2 pointed out that agriculture is already a field that already exists.

MickeyFinn posted:

One of the things that blew me away when I got started in science is how clique-y it is. Throw in some old-fashioned I-am-a-computer-toucher-and-therefore-smarter-than-everyone and it's really easy not to have any idea what is going on in the field you are "disrupting" until it's too late. Peer reviewers are often petty and sometimes can't wait to get to the second page of your manuscript to start trashing it, but it is better than this billionaire-fueled incompetence.

The ideal solution is to distribute science funding by a combination of generous core funding and a grant lottery, with peer review only as an initial filter to remove blatant garbage from the grant lottery. This way labs are guaranteed to be able to function at a basic level, while grants become less biased because funding decisions within the (too large to completely fund) pool of well-reviewed grant applications are already arbitrary and unrelated to quality.

e: also incentivises researchers to apply for grants because you actually want to do the specific project. Seems more useful than the current practice of just submitting the maximum possible number of grant applications because otherwise they're totally hosed and then misspending the grant on whatever they actually set out to do because even small early-stage projects cannot be funded from $0 available internal funds.

suck my woke dick fucked around with this message at 09:11 on Sep 23, 2019

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

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Softbank wants WeWork's Adam Neumann demoted. A little late to come to that conclusion, but w/ev.

quote:

The board of WeWork is expected to meet later on Monday to discuss the future of the company’s controversial co-founder and chief executive Adam Neumann, after it emerged that he is under pressure to take a less prominent role.

Several board members, including representatives of the firm’s biggest investor, Japan’s SoftBank, are understood to be pressing Neumann to demote himself from chief executive to vice-chairman after the company was embarrassingly forced to pull its much-anticipated stock market flotation after failing to impress Wall Street investors.

Neumann’s erratic behaviour, including the revelation last week that he smoked marijuana on a private jet and promoted tequila-fuelled company parties, is thought to have angered SoftBank’s founder Masayoshi Son. SoftBank has pumped almost $11bn (£8.8bn) into the We Company, the parent company of WeWork, and holds about 30% of the shares.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
I'm sure it makes me a terrible person but I really want the whole company to completely implode

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


obviously these people are aliens and they need to be dictators of what they founded but this guy has more money than he could ever spend why not just go be free. i'll never get these dudes.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Groovelord Neato posted:

obviously these people are aliens and they need to be dictators of what they founded but this guy has more money than he could ever spend why not just go be free. i'll never get these dudes.

Because he could make more money! And since that's clearly the only standard of worth to those kind of people, well.

Besides it looks like his burn rate would see him destitute in a few years without some kind of company credit backing him.

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

Groovelord Neato posted:

obviously these people are aliens and they need to be dictators of what they founded but this guy has more money than he could ever spend why not just go be free. i'll never get these dudes.

You're not done until you get the highest score.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/BMWi/status/1176149276931629056

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Groovelord Neato posted:

obviously these people are aliens and they need to be dictators of what they founded but this guy has more money than he could ever spend why not just go be free. i'll never get these dudes.

Don't mistake "net worth" with actual liquid wealth. How much cash do these people (especially Silicon Valley types) have in a real bank account as opposed to stock whose worth can vary wildly according to news like this? (Elizabeth Holmes went from being one of the wealthiest women in the world to being worth nothing once her castle of card came down) Once they leave their gig, it's pretty much over.


I mean let's face it. Why would you even get a self-driving car if not to gently caress in it

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 23, 2019

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


AceOfFlames posted:

Don't mistake "net worth" with actual liquid wealth. How much cash do these people (especially Silicon Valley types) have in a real bank account as opposed to stock whose worth can vary wildly according to news like this? (Elizabeth Holmes went from being one of the wealthiest women in the world to being worth nothing once her castle of card came down) Once they leave their gig, it's pretty much over

he probably could sell off his share in the company for more money than he could spend in several lifetimes. there's people like the snapchat kid turning down billions which would be liquid wealth.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

AceOfFlames posted:

Don't mistake "net worth" with actual liquid wealth. How much cash do these people (especially Silicon Valley types) have in a real bank account as opposed to stock whose worth can vary wildly according to news like this? (Elizabeth Holmes went from being one of the wealthiest women in the world to being worth nothing once her castle of card came down) Once they leave their gig, it's pretty much over.


I mean let's face it. Why would you even get a self-driving car if not to gently caress in it

There's already a porn video of a couple loving in a self driving Tesla on a Florida freeway.

Of course, Florida.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

silence_kit posted:

I thought that the problem with quinoa was that when it first became a trendy health food in the first world, the price of quinoa skyrocketed. I would think that that would be good for the farmers there, but maybe not the other locals who temporarily couldn't afford to buy quinoa.

Farmers in that regions stopped selling quinoa to local markets, and started exporting it. In place of quinoa, they buy and eat (mostly Asian) rice. This makes the farmers richer overall, but the day laborers just get screwed.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

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Groovelord Neato posted:

obviously these people are aliens and they need to be dictators of what they founded but this guy has more money than he could ever spend why not just go be free. i'll never get these dudes.

It's not like he's "working" in any meaningful sense. See also Twitter Jack deciding to go gently caress off to Myanmar to role play a monk for months at a time.

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


fishmech posted:

It's not like he's "working" in any meaningful sense. See also Twitter Jack deciding to go gently caress off to Myanmar to role play a monk for months at a time.

exactly most of them aren't doing poo poo they're play acting boss. just sell your shares and go do poo poo.

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