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Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

StandardVC10 posted:

What did he think was gonna happen?

titties

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Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Bust Rodd posted:

today in happiness:

https://twitter.com/storiesofpeopie/status/1161303376551743490?s=21

this dude is real and has bird friends for that steady him as he, uh, I guess catches fish using magic spears or some poo poo. The point is that this is awesome.

That belongs in the Bad rear end pictures thread in PYF.

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
https://twitter.com/brent_bellamy/status/1174495102590435329

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop


Happy Thread has issued a correction as of 06:23 on Sep 20, 2019

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012
lol

https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1174860545859751937?s=20

https://twitter.com/billmckibben/status/1174988288744218624?s=20

https://twitter.com/AlexSteffen/status/1174908839155486725?s=20

PerilPastry has issued a correction as of 15:35 on Sep 20, 2019

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1174794658146160640

https://twitter.com/AOC/status/1175040739761414144

https://twitter.com/billclarkphotos/status/1175076398404440064

https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1175063845712355328

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

lol at that last one

good job all around people :glomp:

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/tonianromae/status/1174865758779781120?s=21

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

oh that sweet summer child

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


https://mobile.twitter.com/jshield/status/1175144937530298369

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

hell of a visual!

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



I wanted to share the most delightfully midwestern thing I've seen on local social media in a while, but not so much in a mock thread. There is lots of happy here: these are the trophies for the End of Summer P-Salad Contest and Fundraiser, put on by a group called the Lunch Account Santas that pays overdue balances for struggling families



it started a couple years ago as a small facebook group of people sharing how to pay for a strangers' school lunch account, and now they do fundraisers and work with other non-profits in the area

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

nothing can redeem potato salad. nothing

Hawkperson
Jun 20, 2003

Feranon posted:

nothing can redeem potato salad. nothing

warm German potato salad. boom

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

but what if we put, like I dunno, raisins in it?

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i said nothing. no mercy for mayo or anything with mayo in it

if we eliminated mayo from the earth, the psychic disruption it causes (esp among white people) might also disappear

it'd be like if you un-lead poisoned all the boomers. just cut off the mayo supply for godsakes

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Motherfucker I am not eating some dry-rear end no-mayo turkey sandwich!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Motherfucker I am not eating some dry-rear end no-mayo turkey sandwich!

Then perish

Overnight Blaze
Mar 7, 2017

Zeroisanumber posted:

Motherfucker I am not eating some dry-rear end no-mayo turkey sandwich!

Just get some brown mustard dude it goes great with turkey

Nth Doctor
Sep 7, 2010

Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!


Wizzanthos posted:

Just get some brown mustard dude it goes great with turkey

:hmmyes:

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
But how would I moisten and suspend tuna salad? Does homemade mayo have an exception?

HelloSailorSign
Jan 27, 2011

I had a coleslaw that used coconut cream, it was >>> than mayo, and depending on day fairly equal with non-mayo vinegar primary coleslaws.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Raptor1033 posted:

But how would I moisten and suspend tuna salad? Does homemade mayo have an exception?

Use sesame oil with a little bit of sugar, splash of vinegar and some chopped cilantro

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Zeroisanumber posted:

Motherfucker I am not eating some dry-rear end no-mayo turkey sandwich!

cranberry sauce

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Raptor1033 posted:

But how would I moisten and suspend tuna salad? Does homemade mayo have an exception?

on the one hand, it's an almost totally different substance and so good

on the other hand, come on, what is going on in our lives that we're eating tuna salad

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
If we were meant to eat fish it wouldn’t smell that way

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Bust Rodd posted:

If we were meant to eat fish it wouldn’t smell that way

that's your excuse for disappointing women huh

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Feranon posted:

i said nothing. no mercy for mayo or anything with mayo in it

if we eliminated mayo from the earth, the psychic disruption it causes (esp among white people) might also disappear

it'd be like if you un-lead poisoned all the boomers. just cut off the mayo supply for godsakes

mayo is the proletariat's condiment, go choke on your aïoli, bougie scum :)

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Feranon posted:

that's your excuse for disappointing women huh

I’ve never dated a lady that smelled like fish

Banana Man
Oct 2, 2015

mm time 2 gargle piss and shit
i only date fish

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Bust Rodd posted:

I’ve never dated a lady that smelled like fish

Excluding fisherwomen? Classist as gently caress bruh. What you got against hard working women?

Hawkperson
Jun 20, 2003

Feranon posted:

i said nothing. no mercy for mayo or anything with mayo in it

if we eliminated mayo from the earth, the psychic disruption it causes (esp among white people) might also disappear

it'd be like if you un-lead poisoned all the boomers. just cut off the mayo supply for godsakes

ahem German potato salad doesn't have mayo in it

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
what about a lil miracle whip on a sandwhich or for use in deviled eggs

i like the zest. regular mayo is whack.

Cerepol
Dec 2, 2011



Kitfox88 posted:

what about a lil miracle whip on a sandwhich or for use in deviled eggs

i like the zest. regular mayo is whack.

Mods??? This is the happy thread and now we got the Mayo wars going off. Mayo is a drat landmine (and also gross)

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Homemade mayo is delicious, easy and customizable; takes like 5m if you have a blender..

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
This poo poo is dope
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olivier_salad

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


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Why is this the Bad Opinions About Mayo thread now?

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I could never eat mayo raw, the very thought is mind taking (Mentok).

However: mayonnaise is an essential ingredient in many sauces I love and thus... I dont know? Don't take mayo from chefs?

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