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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The real ironic thing is that the guy was high off all the fingerprint dust the cop didn't use at your house.

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Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/butnopotato/status/1176144045489446912?s=21

ghost emoji
Mar 11, 2016

oooOooOOOooh

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

drat, how will that intern pay his bills after being fired just like that

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Amazing, I want the protagonist and the antagonist to both "stub" their "toes"

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012





He sounds exactly like a Sales Leader, Linkedin Influencer and a Networking Guru.

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
He seems to be a real person, but for someone who considers themselves an 'influencer" he doesn't seem to get much interaction from anyone. Like...no likes or comments on his tweets.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

hyperhazard posted:

I remember she had a couple of good singles in the early aughts, and then was dropped from her label supposedly because she gained weight. Even as a kid, I knew that was a dick move. Now I've just learned that she died of a drug overdose in 2012 :(
Years ago the Carter family had a reality show (House of Carters) and while it tried to put a happy spin on things you could tell that family was screwed up. Apparently that was just the tip of the iceberg (I thought it was at least part of the whole iceberg).

Anyway, have some takes from this comment section of this article: https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Millennials-Really-Do-Ruin-Everything-And-Big-Oil-Is-Next.html

quote:

This honestly has to be some kind of joke as this person or opinion can't actually exist. I'm guessing this is some grad student's AI experiment to see what kind of paper and fake persona an artificial intelligence can invent for defending something as indefensible as Big Oil. Not that the other climate extreme is any better (see the apoplectic millennial's comment "all coral reefs have already died"). But come on, a similarly insane article is not the answer to make things better.


quote:

The student debt is the tenured professor lifeline. The gentrification indoctrination into the Cultural Marxist dystopia and the eventual collapse of both without a bailout for the hundreds of trillions of unsecured debt throughout the world aka quadrillion. Another delusional socialism piece for the "bait and switch" scam called progressivism. Only the ignorant or paid off journalist believes the Soros Central Bankers care about these "useful idiots". Population is the problem as soon as they have to answer to no one, thus martial law always part of the package. "The Dreamers" collateral damage on the enticed trail of tears. Like endangered species destroyed from a wind turbine or carbon credits for the rich. Dumber than dirt by design.

Also, Unfunded Liabilities and Derivatives will not be solved by "The Emperor's Clothes" cryptocurrency. QE4 the final phase to this Luciferian end game. Thirsty and hungry people do what they are told with little to protect themselves. Do they even teach world history anymore?


Next two are the same person:

quote:

So, what is the answer to save the oil companies if the millennials are dead set on destroying oil/gas companies, but millennials also do not want to give up their cell devices, and many others everyday products that come from oil/gas.

Millenials cannot have it both ways. So again how will this play out?

quote:

For what its worth, about 5,000 years ago sea level was about 1.5 meters higher than it is now. And about 120,000 years ago sea level was about 8 meters higher than present level (formed the Suffolk Scarp easily depicted from the ground or from satellite and NASA images).



Tarantula posted:

Jumping in to mens fashion chat, but if they want to look smart and sophisticated while standing out they would all be dressing like Landsknecht. :colbert:
The truth. Historical men's fashion used to be so glorious. What the hell happened?

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Gotta love the "water level used to be X m higber than it is now" argument.

And how many people were on the planet at that point, hmmm?

I'm a flood defence engineer, how I love climate change arguments.

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!
I get a lot of "#Themfirst" content from my extended family on Facebook, but this one just made me smile.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

What's themfirst

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

TheHan posted:

I get a lot of "#Themfirst" content from my extended family on Facebook, but this one just made me smile.



I wouldn't exactly say that Epstein walked...

TheHan
Oct 29, 2011

Grind, you poor fool!
Grind straight for the stars!

Bombadilillo posted:

What's themfirst

It was started by Nth level hotep Tariq Nasheed, with the idea being that you shouldn't be able to jail black men for sexual assault or being pedophiles without first jailing every guilty white man from Elvis to the present day.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46

Fister Roboto posted:

I wouldn't exactly say that Epstein walked...

He knelt

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Fister Roboto posted:

I wouldn't exactly say that Epstein walked...

He did walk the first time.

He would have been fine if he had just stopped for like a day

Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Well duh, everyone knows pee is stored in the balls, women don't have balls, therefore women don't pee. It's simple biology. :pseudo:

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Someone's either watching too much porn, or not enough.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

oitnb scene where the trans lady teaches other women about their vaginas scene goes here.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Some lady's contract that her son's friends have to sign before sleepovers. I wonder what happened to lead to the nudity clause?

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK
gently caress her "calm demeanour".

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Fister Roboto posted:

I wouldn't exactly say that Epstein walked...

Epstein, as a jew, is a POC

Vashro posted:

He knelt

"He"

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Yeah, if one of my kids came home with that to go to a friend's, I'd straight up overreact. What the gently caress is wrong with that lady? I mean, besides hating fun. Being driven crazy by kids hyped up on caffeine and video games is part of the loving charm.

Man, I am really angry at that lady.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
That's sorta insane. If you're hosting a sleepover and either witness or are told about inappropriate touching, as the adult in the room you're allowed to scream bloody murder and send whoever the gently caress you want home, but when you codify children's behavior like that you activate the part of their brain that either makes them afraid of accidentally bumping into someone or figure out how to completely subvert the spirit of the law without technically breaking it.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JOEBANNAS/status/1176267403719860224

the comments

Mr. Fall Down Terror
Jan 24, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
"sorry honey, but going to your tenth grade math class is more important than making a highly publicized trip across the ocean to speak in front of the general assembly of the united nations. you have to think about your future, after all"

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
If you're too sick to go to school you're too sick to meet the secretary general.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
ya'll should take a proper gander at the tweet in question

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

naw if you wanna insult her looks like an ape get a better insult. she looks like a young joe dirt. looks like dewey in a raggedy annie wig. still looks better the douchea soza

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

snergle posted:

naw if you wanna insult her looks like an ape get a better insult. she looks like a young joe dirt. looks like dewey in a raggedy annie wig. still looks better the douchea soza

I see.

We could also probably not insult the looks of a young girl?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/nyambol/status/1176319463412633600?s=19

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


drat, John Brown owned.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




Brightman posted:

https://twitter.com/bcm778/status/1175218245520871424

I spent way too much time tormenting the boy in the second area.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

I’d be cranky too if my jacket were too tight.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


I forget how much John Brown ruled sometimes.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

T-man posted:

I forget how much John Brown ruled sometimes.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://twitter.com/VoidBurger/status/1176332024510128128?s=20

The rest of the thread is... something, alright.

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy
A child's incredulous attachment to it's mother?

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Dinesh D’Souza made probably the dumbest possible take about Greta Thunberg, and was immediately and roundly mocked and insulted for it, so of course every right wing shithead is repeating it :smithicide:

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Carados
Jan 28, 2009

We're a couple, when our bodies double.

Dr Christmas posted:

Dinesh D’Souza made probably the dumbest possible take about Greta Thunberg, and was immediately and roundly mocked and insulted for it, so of course every right wing shithead is repeating it :smithicide:

I mean there is the argument that she was "manufactured" by corporate interests that may not be helpful, but

Having a common hairstyle is a lovely take.

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