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Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

The real problem with D&D is that it's only around 30% lawyers. ITT we offer a purer debate experience with nearly 100% lawyers, and Toona, too. You can drop a hot "lmao" without worry and "stan" for your preferred pol freely, knowing you are among learned peers.

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Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
I made a shitpost about American foreign policy and the got babby’s first IR midterm answer regurgitated back at me

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp
Posting is pointless which is why I never do it.

Toona the Cat
Jun 9, 2004

The Greatest

Vox Nihili posted:

The real problem with D&D is that it's only around 30% lawyers. ITT we offer a purer debate experience with nearly 100% lawyers, and Toona, too. You can drop a hot "lmao" without worry and "stan" for your preferred pol freely, knowing you are among learned peers.

You can make this joke for about 10 more days :mad:

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Toona the Cat posted:

You can make this joke for about 10 more days :mad:

Yeah but you still can't travel back in time and unfuck that study buddy so...

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Toona the Cat posted:

You can make this joke for about 10 more days :mad:

You left an “I hope” out of this post.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
"My truest regret is that I have but one house to give for my profession" - Toona (2019)

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

"My truest regret is that I have but one house and only one marriage to give for my profession" - Toona (2019)

Fixed.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Ahem the law has taken multiple marriages from a significant number of lawyers.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
yeah guys don't worry, if there's anything we can be confident of it's that this will not be Toona's last divorce

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Hell, I'm still working on my first but we keep havin kids

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
smart thinking tbqh -- if you keep having kids, you won't be able to afford the gun you need to kill yourself after she takes all your poo poo

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Soothing Vapors posted:

yeah guys don't worry, if there's anything we can be confident of it's that this will not be Toona's last divorce

Two divorces with one person could be interesting

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

The super lovely civil attorney I used to work for way back when was divorced five times with three women, he got married to and divorced two of them twice.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!

Soothing Vapors posted:

yeah guys don't worry, if there's anything we can be confident of it's that this will not be Toona's last divorce

Lmao

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
One of my bosses has been divorced three times, and married four, his current wife was also his second wife, lol

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
I cannot understand why you would get remarried once you've tasted the sweet release of divorce

ActusRhesus
Sep 18, 2007

"Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."
Best exchange ever. Hearing over OC’s request for sanctions bc the 4th of July happened and the postmark didn’t match the certification doc. Argument requested. Bc this woman is a loon.

I had a colleague handle the hearing to keep it neutral not personal. During hearing. On record.

Colleague: (reference to attorney’s hyphenated last name. Which is also the name on her juris number and appearance)
OC: IT’S (Redacted but only unmarried half of hyphen)!!!!!!!
Colleague: whatever. You’ve been married like six times. How am I supposed to keep it straight?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Discendo Vox posted:

At some point Sanders will drop out and the admin/moderators will change and we can start making it a good place again.


Sab0921 posted:

D&D being taken over by Bernie stans is what it is - the internet and anonymous message boards are prone to that, whether it be Ron Paul, Trump, or Bernie.

Until the primary is done, rename it "well actually, Elizabeth Warren is a war-mongering fascist" so folks will know to just stay out.

Also, put the Negrotown thread back in D&D - it was great.

So what happens when the left in America doesn't disappear as you expect? Do you really think the socialist movement is tied to Bernie and Bernie alone?

Also lol that you can't argue against the left so you hope the mods will just remove them.

Also lol very subtle "both sides"ism there.

Just get used to the idea that liberalism is on its way out and these aren't your spaces anymore

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

blarzgh posted:

One of my bosses has been divorced three times, and married four, his current wife was also his second wife, lol

I think that counts only as 3.5 marriages

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Phi230 posted:

I think that counts only as 3.5 marriages

It should be pi marriages, because pi is also irrational.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Anyone have experience with railroad issues? Doc review coworker has been appearing on a case for over a year now where her client is a secured creditor, debtor in default. The debtor has possession of a half mile long set of rail cars that have been left to rust out and can't be moved safely. So her remedy seems to be scrapping them for cash but she can't get them to a scrapyard. Apparently flatbed trucks are cost prohibitive

Anyone heard of anything like this?

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Phi230 posted:

So what happens when the left in America doesn't disappear as you expect? Do you really think the socialist movement is tied to Bernie and Bernie alone?

Also lol that you can't argue against the left so you hope the mods will just remove them.

Also lol very subtle "both sides"ism there.

Just get used to the idea that liberalism is on its way out and these aren't your spaces anymore

Oh poo poo my virtual spaces!!!!?

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kawasaki Nun posted:

Oh poo poo my virtual spaces!!!!?

I mean I'm not the one complaining about the left "taking over" DnD

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Phi230 posted:

So what happens when the left in America doesn't disappear as you expect? Do you really think the socialist movement is tied to Bernie and Bernie alone?

Also lol that you can't argue against the left so you hope the mods will just remove them.

Also lol very subtle "both sides"ism there.

Just get used to the idea that liberalism is on its way out and these aren't your spaces anymore

I WENT TO LAW SCHOOL BECAUSE I LOVE TO ARGUE, AND EVERYONE TELLS ME I

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

mastershakeman posted:

Anyone have experience with railroad issues? Doc review coworker has been appearing on a case for over a year now where her client is a secured creditor, debtor in default. The debtor has possession of a half mile long set of rail cars that have been left to rust out and can't be moved safely. So her remedy seems to be scrapping them for cash but she can't get them to a scrapyard. Apparently flatbed trucks are cost prohibitive

Anyone heard of anything like this?

Call the railroad company? Generally those things only exist on easements.

mikeraskol
May 3, 2006

Oh yeah. I was killing you.

Phi230 posted:

So what happens when the left in America doesn't disappear as you expect? Do you really think the socialist movement is tied to Bernie and Bernie alone?

Also lol that you can't argue against the left so you hope the mods will just remove them.

Also lol very subtle "both sides"ism there.

Just get used to the idea that liberalism is on its way out and these aren't your spaces anymore

lol

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
libs get the gulag sorry I don't make the rules

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

Ahem the law has taken multiple marriages from a significant number of lawyers.

Also the law takes loads of houses too, isn't Blargzh now in charge of a whole team of lawyers dedicated to foreclosing on war widows?

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

mastershakeman posted:

Anyone have experience with railroad issues? Doc review coworker has been appearing on a case for over a year now where her client is a secured creditor, debtor in default. The debtor has possession of a half mile long set of rail cars that have been left to rust out and can't be moved safely. So her remedy seems to be scrapping them for cash but she can't get them to a scrapyard. Apparently flatbed trucks are cost prohibitive

Anyone heard of anything like this?

Your gear's not going to be cheap and your labor's not going to be cheap.
Rail cars run 25-40 tons each, so it won't be Joe Blow and his F-350 and a flatbed, it's a semi and a 50-ton lowboy.
And overweight/height permits, guides and escorts.
And building a road to the railcars that will support the semi + loaded lowboy
And an 80+ ton crane transported to the site to get the railcars on the lowboy and sitting on station waiting for your lowboy to get back, or hiring a bunch of lowboys (and associated overwieght/height permits, guides and escorts)
And finding a scrapper than can take 60 railroad cars may be tough, too.

All to get $100 per ton for the scrap.

joat mon fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Sep 24, 2019

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mastershakeman posted:

Anyone have experience with railroad issues? Doc review coworker has been appearing on a case for over a year now where her client is a secured creditor, debtor in default. The debtor has possession of a half mile long set of rail cars that have been left to rust out and can't be moved safely. So her remedy seems to be scrapping them for cash but she can't get them to a scrapyard. Apparently flatbed trucks are cost prohibitive

Anyone heard of anything like this?

sounds like a secured creditor who got some lovely-rear end collateral and probably shoulda gotten some protections for that collateral

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

sullat posted:

Also the law takes loads of houses too, isn't Blargzh now in charge of a whole team of lawyers dedicated to foreclosing on war widows?

HDD#91 is our TX lawyer forclosing on war widows.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Phi230 posted:

libs get the gulag sorry I don't make the rules
look, I agree with you 100%

but this thread is about alcoholism, suicidal ideation, dunking on Toona, getting Actus Reeses mad that we call her a fascist to her face, and tacos

pls desist

Eminent Domain
Sep 23, 2007



Elf sex too.

We need more taco chat in these times though.

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

HDD#91 is our TX lawyer forclosing on war widows.

Oh yeah, he hasn't posted in a while. Probably busy on eminent domain issues in Texas, wonder what it could be.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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Soothing Vapors posted:

look, I agree with you 100%

but this thread is about alcoholism, suicidal ideation, dunking on Toona, getting Actus Reeses mad that we call her a fascist to her face, and tacos

pls desist

Plus, we're all class traitors here. The only ones in this board not getting the gulag are the ones getting the guillotine (Yuns).

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

Phi230 posted:

So what happens when the left in America doesn't disappear as you expect? Do you really think the socialist movement is tied to Bernie and Bernie alone?

Also lol that you can't argue against the left so you hope the mods will just remove them.

Also lol very subtle "both sides"ism there.

Just get used to the idea that liberalism is on its way out and these aren't your spaces anymore

You're the worst and I hate you. You'll make a fine member of the bar.

Sab0921
Aug 2, 2004

This for my justices slingin' thangs, rib breakin' kings / Truck, necklace, robe, gavel and things / For the solicitors seein' them dissents spin and grin / That robe with the lace trim that win.

sullat posted:

Oh yeah, he hasn't posted in a while. Probably busy on eminent domain issues in Texas, wonder what it could be.

I don't think he's been back since he had that meltdown about prosecutors being the real criminals.

Look Sir Droids
Jan 27, 2015

The tracks go off in this direction.

Sab0921 posted:

I don't think he's been back since he had that meltdown about prosecutors being the real criminals.

Nah, he came back after a few months.

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blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Maybe he ran away with a War Widow

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