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Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

"Well, I caught it. Now what?"

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Fudge Handsome
Jan 29, 2011

Shall we do it?

U... Unatco?

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/8KG8Aac.mp4

a kitten
Aug 5, 2006

Long teens...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011


So they were being kept in Area 51!

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://i.imgur.com/lQmTbhz.mp4

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I'll never be as happy as that dog

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
We will never be as happy as any dog. But that's ok. We can make them happy, and bask in the joy of friendship.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1176579381382254597

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/tauriqmoosa/status/1176217909586223104?s=21

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



"Advogato" is pro-tier Cat Lawyer name.

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/Bodegacats_/status/1176624539570229248
:imunfunny:

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/BIzEczs.mp4

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/les_ja/status/1176592317215461376

See the thread for attribution.

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

muscles like this! posted:

"Advogato" is pro-tier Cat Lawyer name.

Yeah that is a pun to end all portugese puns.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Savage.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

His name is Leon Advogato! I get that Spanish Portuguese pun!

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶








He's even got that Ready to Listen to YOU - TV lawyer head tilt :3:

waggles
Jul 21, 2011

Here to spread frog love.
Fallen Rib
When a toad fulfills his dream of home ownership, you get Toby Toad.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/foxfeather/status/1176881085164195840

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


Imagine the smell of that house.

Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

https://imgur.com/xjxkD7Q

No I don't wanna come out, I'm shy. :ohdear:

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Safari Disco Lion posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xjxkD7Q.mp4

No I don't wanna come out, I'm shy. :ohdear:

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post


All bodega cats are named after whatever they're lying on. That's the Law.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://i.imgur.com/vYI9gUf.mp4

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/DickKingSmith/status/1176742313063780352

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Holy moley, I would rub that tummy.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LifeSunDeath posted:

Holy moley, I would rub that tummy.

I'd maybe keep my everything away from their claws but wild wombats are definitely chill enough to let you pat them.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
What a party
https://i.imgur.com/5cRLedl.gifv

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Inceltown posted:

I'd maybe keep my everything away from their claws but wild wombats are definitely chill enough to let you pat them.

I saw some on a trail near cradle mountain asleep right by the trail, they barely bother waking up when you walk past
Certainly shouldn't pat them but I doubt they would care if you did

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

This should go without saying but sound on, goons!

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Wombats are pure muscle like more so than pigs and have the lowest centre of gravity.

I'm impressed that guy doesn't just get bowled over.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Yeah if I remember correctly Wombats are basically all but invincible to 99% of the other species still around in Australia, hence why they are so laid back for the most part

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




drrockso20 posted:

Yeah if I remember correctly Wombats are basically all but invincible to 99% of the other species still around in Australia, hence why they are so laid back for the most part

Although to be fair, people often forget that Australia doesn't actually have any native large land predators. That's why the introduction of the dingo, and later the cat and fox, had such an impact.

The biggest on the mainland was the devil (limited to a very small range in the south), and they're about half the size of a wombat and prefer carrion if they can get it. After that you've got things like quolls, about half the size of a cat. It's why I always laugh at the whole 'Australia is dangerous' meme. You guys have wolves! And cougars! And bears!

That said wombats are still ridiculous little tanks of solid muscle. If they're being chased they'll sometimes just stop and let whoever's chasing them run into them and knock themselves over. Or if they can (less cute) they'll dive down a hole and when the dingo sticks their head in, they flex their butt upwards and crush the dingo head with the power of rear end.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
https://i.imgur.com/YgfylkD.gifv

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

MikeJF posted:

Although to be fair, people often forget that Australia doesn't actually have any native large land predators. That's why the introduction of the dingo, and later the cat and fox, had such an impact.

The biggest on the mainland was the devil (limited to a very small range in the south), and they're about half the size of a wombat and prefer carrion if they can get it. After that you've got things like quolls, about half the size of a cat. It's why I always laugh at the whole 'Australia is dangerous' meme. You guys have wolves! And cougars! And bears!

That said wombats are still ridiculous little tanks of solid muscle. If they're being chased they'll sometimes just stop and let whoever's chasing them run into them and knock themselves over. Or if they can (less cute) they'll dive down a hole and when the dingo sticks their head in, they flex their butt upwards and crush the dingo head with the power of rear end.

They used to, they just mostly all died out when Humans arrived in Australia

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MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Also, because wombats never stop growing, we know who the largest ever wombat was: the oldest ever wombat! Patrick, who lived to the age of 32 and had his own wheelbarrow.



*ancient megawombats notwithstanding

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