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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

former glory posted:

Last thing I need is resonant tone wood right there.

after a handle of sailor jerry and a couple 7-11 burritos the more fragile harmonics of my colon can survive in a tonewood seat where they seem to be eliminated or squashed by the crystal lattice of a standard plastic toilet seat. it's as simple as that, really

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I need to figure out the resonant frequency of my butt. I hope it's 69hz

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

Snowy posted:

Were toilets designed to amplify fart sounds?

I could tell you a story about how I was on a date once and had to use the restroom in my date's hard-wood-and-tile floor apartment, and how in trying to not make any noise on the toilet, of loving course I ripped one that was so perfectly in-tune with the bowl that it amplified it to the point that I fully believe I tapped into the resonant frequency of the building and it felt like I might have shaken it off its very foundations.

So I'm thinking the answer is a good solid maybe.

GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Sep 21, 2019

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
girl imma turn dat rear end into the tacoma narrows bridge

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

after a handle of sailor jerry and a couple 7-11 burritos the more fragile harmonics of my colon can survive in a tonewood seat where they seem to be eliminated or squashed by the crystal lattice of a standard plastic toilet seat. it's as simple as that, really
For this mental image you shall burn. :mad:

former glory
Jul 11, 2011

The Muppets On PCP posted:

girl imma turn dat rear end into the tacoma narrows bridge

Endgame twerk

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

GreatGreen posted:

I could tell you a story about how I was on a date once and had to use the restroom in my date's hard-wood-and-tile floor apartment, and how in trying to not make any noise on the toilet, of loving course I ripped one that was so perfectly in-tune with the bowl that it amplified it to the point that I fully believe I tapped into the resonant frequency of the building and it felt like I might have shaken it off its very foundations.

So I'm thinking the answer is a good solid maybe.

:lol:

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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This whole stupid music poo poo thread is basically like 5 of us telling fart jokes about guitars and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
It's basically why I keep coming back.

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

This whole stupid music poo poo thread is basically like 5 of us telling fart jokes about guitars and I couldn’t be happier about it.

I feel like you would appreciate the fact that yesterday I watched a half hour of sonny sharrock footage. Halfway through sonny broke a string and let the bassist go the gently caress off soloing and now I have the scariest urge to play a 5 string bass again.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Kilometers Davis posted:

I feel like you would appreciate the fact that yesterday I watched a half hour of sonny sharrock footage. Halfway through sonny broke a string and let the bassist go the gently caress off soloing and now I have the scariest urge to play a 5 string bass again.

Haaaaa I’ve been on a Jaco Pastorius binge lately and it makes me want to rip the frets off of a P-Bass. Also Sonny Sharrock is the baaaws RIP Space Ghost guitarist.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



Kilometers Davis posted:

I feel like you would appreciate the fact that yesterday I watched a half hour of sonny sharrock footage. Halfway through sonny broke a string and let the bassist go the gently caress off soloing and now I have the scariest urge to play a 5 string bass again.

In my wildest dreams/different income level I would have one of those hosed up six-string fretless active headless basses that only weird jazz people play.

RE: toilet chat, it's the bracing that makes the biggest difference. Tap that tone. braaap.

^the braaap takes us back to fretless asses

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



GreatGreen posted:

I could tell you a story about how I was on a date once and had to use the restroom in my date's hard-wood-and-tile floor apartment, and how in trying to not make any noise on the toilet, of loving course I ripped one that was so perfectly in-tune with the bowl that it amplified it to the point that I fully believe I tapped into the resonant frequency of the building and it felt like I might have shaken it off its very foundations.

So I'm thinking the answer is a good solid maybe.

Holy gently caress I'm in tears.

AveMachina
Aug 30, 2008

God knows what COVIDs you people have



Jr. posted:

In my wildest dreams/different income level I would have one of those hosed up six-string fretless active headless basses that only weird jazz people play.

RE: toilet chat, it's the bracing that makes the biggest difference. Tap that tone. braaap.

^the braaap takes us back to fretless asses

e: this post brought to you by prosecco

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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lol fretless asses

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Also Sonny Sharrock is the baaaws RIP Space Ghost guitarist.

this is dedicated to the south african government, the israeli government, and those brothers who are gonna get your rear end on the way home. it's called stupid gently caress

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

I’m such a sucker for whacked the gently caress out jazz fusion and all that. I live for it. Catch me at age 50 in a weirdly undersized shirt, some funky striped pants, and a 6 string bass with onboard autowah and fuzz.

I have an old esp b206 actually but it’s in rough shape and also weighs like 20 lbs lol

Also WHAT sonny was the space ghost composer???

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

lol fretless asses

Fretted for her pleasure

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

The best guitar I’ve ever seen locally is an 80s kramer (iirc) with a wonky butt airbrushed on the front of the body. I haven’t been there in forever but I assume it’s still there.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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The Muppets On PCP posted:

this is dedicated to the south african government, the israeli government, and those brothers who are gonna get your rear end on the way home. it's called stupid gently caress

:getin:

Kilometers Davis posted:

I’m such a sucker for whacked the gently caress out jazz fusion and all that. I live for it. Catch me at age 50 in a weirdly undersized shirt, some funky striped pants, and a 6 string bass with onboard autowah and fuzz.

I have an old esp b206 actually but it’s in rough shape and also weighs like 20 lbs lol

Also WHAT sonny was the space ghost composer???

Hell yea that sounds like a version of my trajectory as well. And yeah man he did the music for Space Ghost Coast to Coast!

https://www.discogs.com/Sonny-Sharrock-Space-Ghost-Coast-To-Coast/release/2837327

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

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Jr. posted:

I am a stupid music poo poo, but the stupidest poo poo is pedal prices. It’s 2019, electronics are cheap as hell to make. Even hitting up reverb’s used section I can’t spend less than $40, which seems high end to my poor rear end

*Looks at $100 combo amp that has 50 awesome effects*

*Looks at same manufacturer selling each awesome effect for $250 each*

How about you take away the amp, the speaker, and the enclosure, and just give me that effects box for $20 and call it a day instead?

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Philthy posted:

*Looks at $100 combo amp that has 50 awesome effects*

*Looks at same manufacturer selling each awesome effect for $250 each*

How about you take away the amp, the speaker, and the enclosure, and just give me that effects box for $20 and call it a day instead?

Dawg you don’t want a boost/eq with recallable presets and no footswitch for toggling said boost for a low low price of $240?!*

https://www.walrusaudio.com/collections/pedals/products/eb-10-preamp-eq-boost

*These are the same dorks that sell a rat for $200. And no, the LM308 does not justify it.

Siivola
Dec 23, 2012

Philthy posted:

*Looks at $100 combo amp that has 50 awesome effects*
Where the gently caress can you get a Katana for $100 and are they still in stock?? :stare:

OutOfPrint
Apr 9, 2009

Fun Shoe

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Dawg you don’t want a boost/eq with recallable presets and no footswitch for toggling said boost for a low low price of $240?!*

https://www.walrusaudio.com/collections/pedals/products/eb-10-preamp-eq-boost

*These are the same dorks that sell a rat for $200. And no, the LM308 does not justify it.

Meanwhile, here are a 5 band, 7 band, and 10 band EQ pedals, all for less than $40, with the 5 and 7 band EQs available in mini pedals.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Kilometers Davis posted:

Also WHAT sonny was the space ghost composer???


when he died they did an episode where it was just space ghost and thurston moore sitting around listening to sonny sharrock

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Dawg you don’t want a boost/eq with recallable presets and no footswitch for toggling said boost for a low low price of $240?!*

https://www.walrusaudio.com/collections/pedals/products/eb-10-preamp-eq-boost

*These are the same dorks that sell a rat for $200. And no, the LM308 does not justify it.

My Mooer Black Secret also has an LM308 in it and cost me IIRC about $55.

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Anime Reference posted:

My Mooer Black Secret also has an LM308 in it and cost me IIRC about $55.

Oh drat I forgot they did that. Just lol. It even has the diode selector just like the Walrus pedal.

Concatenation
Jul 23, 2005

Your human mentality cries out for vengeance and thrives on the violence you say you can hardly endure.

OutOfPrint posted:

Meanwhile, here are a 5 band, 7 band, and 10 band EQ pedals, all for less than $40, with the 5 and 7 band EQs available in mini pedals.

I mean, not to start yet another boutique vs china derail but I'm pretty sure those are going to be built with crap jacks and footswitches for that price. I'm entirely onboard with some of the stuff the chinese companies are doing (Mooer omg) but I've had multiple Moen and Biyang footswitches give up on me. The moen stuff died on tour which was an extremely cool and good time for that to happen

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Hell yea that sounds like a version of my trajectory as well. And yeah man he did the music for Space Ghost Coast to Coast!

https://www.discogs.com/Sonny-Sharrock-Space-Ghost-Coast-To-Coast/release/2837327

That absolutely ruuuuules ahhhh

Concatenation posted:

I mean, not to start yet another boutique vs china derail but I'm pretty sure those are going to be built with crap jacks and footswitches for that price. I'm entirely onboard with some of the stuff the chinese companies are doing (Mooer omg) but I've had multiple Moen and Biyang footswitches give up on me. The moen stuff died on tour which was an extremely cool and good time for that to happen

Yeah this is my take too. Like, I get it, there are cheap options and that’s fun. But there’s a huge difference in the companies and level of quality here. They shouldn’t be compared. They’re not operating the same way and expectations shouldn’t be equal.

Anyway, unrelated to that point, WA really doesn’t excite me much. I have a Julia and it’s fantastic but everything else seems cool but doesn’t blow me away. They seem to have figured out a market though so that’s cool. Way less shady nowadays too lol but I don’t remember the early days dirt too well.

Kilometers Davis fucked around with this message at 10:21 on Sep 24, 2019

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i guess kurt really is cashing in

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
goon project: let's all chip in and buy agile

Solomon Gumball
Jul 24, 2019
Instantly ruin it by releasing a Doobie's Dog House hollowbody/Casino clone that resembles a hot dog.

Death Panel Czar
Apr 1, 2012

Too dangerous for a full sensory injection... That level of shitposting means they're almost non-human!

The Muppets On PCP posted:

goon project: let's all chip in and buy agile
Only if there's a Claas ripoff headless model with a monkey grip.

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Solomon Gumball posted:

Instantly ruin it by releasing a Doobie's Dog House hollowbody/Casino clone that resembles a hot dog.


Death Panel Czar posted:

Only if there's a Claas ripoff headless model with a monkey grip.
Guys, guys, you're both right! Headless Casino with a monkey grip!

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Solomon Gumball posted:

Instantly ruin it by releasing a Doobie's Dog House hollowbody/Casino clone that resembles a hot dog.



The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Solomon Gumball posted:

Instantly ruin it by releasing a Doobie's Dog House hollowbody/Casino clone that resembles a hot dog.

tone fries___piled high

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Muppets On PCP posted:

goon project: let's all chip in and buy agile

Let's do it, I'm fuckin' down.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
tbqh a johnny five aces les paul would kinda rule

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



The Zybourne Rock.

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Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

goon project: let's all chip in and buy agile
I don't know if I'm ready for this.

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