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ThingOne
Jul 30, 2011



Would you like some tofu?


https://twitter.com/BUSSCRO/status/1172966652725604352

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012


That always has a chance of backfiring



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yMZGA2lzg



Second half of the story, kid knew what he wanted.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

I'd rather play with something that won't just go full murderhobo every single time

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/newgenderwhodis/status/1176010500766752768?s=21

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Splicer posted:

going full cow tools.

Stealing this, thank you.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


:smith:

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/osamabishounen/status/1176243800978554880?s=20

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/ershacaitlin/status/1175891754110685184?s=21

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
A great thread:

https://twitter.com/BrendanMLeonard/status/1176203598163828738?s=20

LifeLynx
Feb 27, 2001

Dang so this is like looking over his shoulder in real-time
Grimey Drawer

Horrendous fanfiction about celebrities is cursed, even if they did a bad tweet.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I read through that until I got to the "47 more replies" link. Even Twitter thinks this is too long and dumb.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1176498312968658944?s=19

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The picture did not need a college dissertation to explain the joke

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

What's the old saying "A picture is worth a thousand word explanation"

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1176190371367477251

That study can go gently caress itself



Don't fight teens online, they're from there.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
My late cat Bobo was a chonky boi, and he came down with the diabetes, so I had to give him insulin. At inflated American prices. Please take care of your cats.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/NotoffPineapple/status/1176432360834904065

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Word is that BoJo's ProRo is No Go

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

zoux posted:

Word is that BoJo's ProRo is No Go

"Ruh-roh!" - Sco-Do

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

zoux posted:

Word is that BoJo's ProRo is No Go

:emptyquote:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jojoinnit posted:

empty quo!

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

this is a rly great bi visibility day tweet

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/jrhennessy/status/1176304808757587970?s=20

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

drat did Takeshi testify that Sir David was in the Trey Nine Bloods

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TreatYoBrain/status/1176109058924994560?s=19

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/angstromhoot/status/795362873396654080?lang=en

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Crabs rule. Maybe he should Atten-burrow into a hole and away from all the rad crustaceans

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
https://twitter.com/jpbrammer/status/1176645375995912194?s=20

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Who What Now posted:

Crabs rule. Maybe he should Atten-burrow into a hole and away from all the rad crustaceans

He should follow Satre’s example.

Satre posted:

“Yeah, after I took mescaline, I started seeing crabs around me all the time. They followed me in the streets, into class. I got used to them. I would wake up in the morning and say, ‘Good morning, my little ones, how did you sleep?’ I would talk to them all the time. I would say, ‘OK, guys, we’re going to class now, so we have to be still and quiet,’ and they would be there, around my desk, absolutely still, until the bell rang.”

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

drat did Takeshi testify that Sir David was in the Trey Nine Bloods

Hahaha

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Thread:

https://twitter.com/nadinevoncohen/status/1176632991423987712

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

https://twitter.com/elijahdaniel/status/1176737438200258560?s=20

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/ellorysmith/status/1176609049216860160?s=21

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018
https://twitter.com/_katiestebbins_/status/1173776725177786369

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/GroovyTasia/status/1176826981909852160

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/HadleyFreeman/status/1176771581147832320

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/bencoates1/status/1176750116474163201

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous
https://mobile.twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/1176864243867619334

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/feufillet/status/1176847181413830656?s=19

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/mrjoncryer/status/1176566445569802240?s=21

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/Mr_Electrico/status/1176923931728588802?s=20

https://twitter.com/bosengood/status/1176946671541981184?s=21

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