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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

TV Zombie posted:

I wonder if Miz went off script for that Enzo promo because wow. Also, Miz was proven right when Enzo still did his catchphrases during that exchange.

I assume what happened is Enzo thought one thing was gonna happen but the higher ups directed Miz to cut a shoot promo instead. Whatever it was Enzo absolutely did not see it coming.

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Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
It's legitimately the only time I've felt even a little bad for Enzo, that was a loving assassination. Topped off by Curtis Axel laughing his rear end off the entire time while Enzo looks like a deer in the headlights.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDRjj7F7YpU

Is this the Miz promo you've been talking about?

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Is this the murder porn people talk about? Gat drat

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

mariooncrack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDRjj7F7YpU

Is this the Miz promo you've been talking about?

Looked like Miz stepped out a bit there and Enzo was definitely fed those lines from someone backstage. There’s no way Enzo could have finished unless they were sorta holding to the promo structure. I think the Cass line def spooked him and that’s why he ran for the catchphrase. Miz seemed comfortable going down a rolodex of grievances.

Also pretty loving lol wwe went from crazy racist biker to reality show flack for their hatchet man.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Bring back THAT Miz.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

If WWE brought that level of work/effort to their product, I'd probably still be watching, holy poo poo.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

mariooncrack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDRjj7F7YpU

Is this the Miz promo you've been talking about?

That's the most horrific murder on September 11th since 2001.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Give Miz his due, dude can absolutely cut a promo. Though to be fair, doing that on Enzo was like shooting fish in a barrel. :v:

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
if the Miz ever learned to work a loving match and was given free reign on the microphone, he could be a GOAT heel

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


It’s a shame they don’t use managers and they don’t let commentators just talk, because Miz would be really really good at either

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Low key the second best part of that clip (besides that lethal promo) is Curtis Axel reacting to it in real time

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
holy gently caress how have i never seen that before

loving owns

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I think its more impressive they didn't have a screen prop like they normally do for those kind of promos.

stumbled into this guy while looking at Dave Meltzer reply guys

https://twitter.com/WrestleFeatures/status/1176158498142470144

coconono fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Sep 25, 2019

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

mactheknife posted:

holy gently caress how have i never seen that before

loving owns

He starts out trying to keep it together, slips into corpsing, and finally loses it and just points and laughs while Miz burns that lovely little dork to the ground. I love how he's perfectly framed like half time in the walking cam so you can see his amazement in realtime.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

How the gently caress do you not put Jinder in that spot

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
That's so dumb I'm still struggling to think of a response to it.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

Insertnamehere31 posted:

How the gently caress do you not put Jinder in that spot

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

There's farming hate shares and then there's this.

Anyway,

1. Bryan
2. Styles (1)
3. Cena
4. Dean
5. Kofi
6. Bray
----Actually Good Line----
7. Styles (2)
8. Jinder
9. Orton

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

wtf ringside news.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Ringside News is great just because if you criticize their "reporting" on social media, the owner will send you hateful messages via DM if you have them open.

spongeh
Mar 22, 2009

BREADAGRAM OF PROTECTION
Also they had to phrase it really weird "thank you for being great champs of sd live" is not a thing a normal person would say, and then further muddy it by having the last frame be two words instead of 1. Probably because they were so desperate to use it for a sick Kofi burn.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

DarkstarIV posted:

Ringside News is great just because if you criticize their "reporting" on social media, the owner will send you hateful messages via DM if you have them open.

Thank you for this tip. i've only received 2 DMs in my whole life and feeling very lonely. i'm going to communicate

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Cavauro posted:

Thank you for this tip. i've only received 2 DMs in my whole life and feeling very lonely. i'm going to communicate

Please post the DMs when you get them.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

they refused to DM.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Cavauro posted:

they refused to DM.

You haven't tweeted since September 5th you liar!!!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003




Bring back the weed belt

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Weed Belt ruled so much :rip:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Stop posting excellent opinions in this thread (I miss the weed belt too :smith:)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Older heads will remember the first launch of NXT, and a few might remember the women's edition including the very giant lady that was fired almost immediately for butthole pictures(which was kinda wack but whatever).

Anyway here she is talking out of said butthole

https://twitter.com/LindsayKHayward/status/1165433044347564032

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Jerusalem posted:

The Weed Belt ruled so much :rip:

What sucked was he didn't introduce Weed Tag belts when he had them.

Germansimp
May 28, 2013



Davros1 posted:

What sucked was he didn't introduce Weed Tag belts when he had them.

Great, now I'm imagining RVD and Matt Riddle being a tag team and them accidentally deciding to smoke their belts.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
RVD smokes two or three belts a day.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

coconono posted:

Older heads will remember the first launch of NXT, and a few might remember the women's edition including the very giant lady that was fired almost immediately for butthole pictures(which was kinda wack but whatever).

Anyway here she is talking out of said butthole

https://twitter.com/LindsayKHayward/status/1165433044347564032

lmao

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Someone real mad about NXT and AEW, courtesy of WrestleForum:

Thread title: "NXT wrestlers wrestle like video game characters"

quote:

It's a load of shite. I'm almost thinking I'm going to see somebody try a fuckin Hadoken in the ring.

Only ones that watch this kind of bull are exactly like I pictured the people in the crowd. Fat gobs, four-eyed and teetotaling mondo nerd central.

Probably watch the women over there cause that's as close to a woman as they'll ever get. Plus the resident sissies who coo at Tyler Breeze shaking his fanny.

TF is the point of AEW and its fanboys arguing that their guys aren't just flippy fucks when they are, while the same stuff is on NXT? The same type of pimple-faced 5 ft shinguard wearing wrestlers and everything. The same rubbish, yet I already see you lot on this forum are going to do your funny split up into two threads and bash the other show comparing all these clowns.

It's the same show but two different companies. They're gliding about like spitfires and blocking elbows and kicks like its Street Fighter 2. Then the moment they talk they sound as average as the geeky twat car park guy you give your keys to.

You got 2 big lads in your whole show and even you have them doing all that Young Bucks/Will Osperay type shite. Kicking out of getting flipped on your loving neck from 5 feet down. How can you geeks watch this stupidity, are you loving 7 yrs old? 2 hours worth of this wonk to top it, hah! gently caress off!

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

DarkstarIV posted:

Someone real mad about NXT and AEW, courtesy of WrestleForum:

Thread title: "NXT wrestlers wrestle like video game characters"

This guy watches Big Daddy matches and only Big Daddy matches

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

i bet that guy isn't even british

Kosmo Gallion
Sep 13, 2013
I can't figured out what kind of wrestling that guy might actually enjoy. Shane McMahon vs Miz?

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Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



I Before E posted:

This guy watches Big Daddy matches and only Big Daddy matches

Not seeing a problem here.

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