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Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

i tried listening to the bombcast again now that jeff is back but this week features rorie talking about eating skittles with parmesan

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:24

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# ? May 27, 2024 18:09

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

The Milkman posted:

i tried listening to the bombcast again now that jeff is back but this week features rorie talking about eating skittles with parmesan

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:25

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:32

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

The Milkman posted:

i tried listening to the bombcast again now that jeff is back but this week features rorie talking about eating skittles with parmesan

Lol

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:33

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:39

CoolRanch: Apr 5, 2019

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:47

Lumpy the Cook: Feb 4, 2011; Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 13, 2019 21:54

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

The Milkman posted:

i tried listening to the bombcast again now that jeff is back but this week features rorie talking about eating skittles with parmesan

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

lol

# ? Sep 13, 2019 22:02

Sextro: Aug 23, 2014

I mean. Have you tried it? After snorting a line of coke?

Edit: real fresh cut off the wheel parm, not 40% cellulose from a plastic shaker.

# ? Sep 13, 2019 22:07

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

I turned on UPF for the first time in a year probably and it's some guy named Business Dave who's been a letterman style top 10 that has been going for 25 minutes and its just real stories about how much he won/lost on various sports betting he's been doing. Extrremely sick

# ? Sep 14, 2019 00:20

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

In Training posted:

also got some awesomely insane comments. 200 word essay from kilroy37 that starts with "The banana economy was bastardized from the beginning," and people begging them to start over from the beginning, read a strategy guide and start taking DK64 loving seriouslyt.

Lmfao

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:13

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Sextro posted:

I mean. Have you tried it? After snorting a line of coke?

Edit: real fresh cut off the wheel parm, not 40% cellulose from a plastic shaker.

Thanks for clarifying. Still sounds mighty loving delicious either way. Rorie is on point as usual.

# ? Sep 14, 2019 01:14

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

when�s the next time jeff is visiting the east crew

# ? Sep 14, 2019 14:59

Stairmaster: Jun 8, 2012

net cafe scandal posted:

Cool. Someone should kill him

# ? Sep 14, 2019 20:05

Sharkopath: May 27, 2009

In Training posted:

I turned on UPF for the first time in a year probably and it's some guy named Business Dave who's been a letterman style top 10 that has been going for 25 minutes and its just real stories about how much he won/lost on various sports betting he's been doing. Extrremely sick

I liked this bit because it had the speed and energy of the old bombcast stuff I loved. Its the first good upf in a while.

# ? Sep 15, 2019 15:06

Aoi: Sep 12, 2017; Perpetually a Pain.

Was this Dan guy the one who bitched and moaned and threw a fit until everyone else just got tired of arguing the point and made Red Dead 2 the "biggest let-down of the year" or something, in a category that had Fallout 73 in it?

I am not fully up to date on my Giant Bomb lore.

edit: I know it's one of the glasses nerds who I can't tell apart.

Aoi fucked around with this message at 03:59 on Sep 26, 2019

# ? Sep 26, 2019 03:56

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Was this Dan guy the one who bitched and moaned and threw a fit until everyone else just got tired of arguing the point and made Red Dead 2 the "biggest let-down of the year" or something, in a category that had Fallout 73 in it?

I am not fully up to date on my Giant Bomb lore.

That sounds like something Brad would do although Brad is someone who would think Red Dead 2 is amazing probably so god knows.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 03:59

In Training: Jun 28, 2008

Red Dead 2 led the most epic Giant Bomb moment in history when Brad made everyone take a break so he could collect his thoughts and deliver a powerful defense for the games merits, and he came back to proudly declare that Red Dead 2 was so good it inspired him to cook a steak.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 04:01

Punished Chuck: Dec 27, 2010

In Training posted:

Red Dead 2 led the most epic Giant Bomb moment in history when Brad made everyone take a break so he could collect his thoughts and deliver a powerful defense for the games merits, and he came back to proudly declare that Red Dead 2 was so good it inspired him to cook a steak.

lol

# ? Sep 26, 2019 04:04

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

EimiYoshikawa posted:

Was this Dan guy the one who bitched and moaned and threw a fit until everyone else just got tired of arguing the point and made Red Dead 2 the "biggest let-down of the year" or something, in a category that had Fallout 73 in it?

I am not fully up to date on my Giant Bomb lore.

edit: I know it's one of the glasses nerds who I can't tell apart.

did you seriously listen to 40 hours of terrible podcasts without knowing who the people on it are

# ? Sep 26, 2019 04:23

Aoi: Sep 12, 2017; Perpetually a Pain.

elf help book posted:

did you seriously listen to 40 hours of terrible podcasts without knowing who the people on it are

hahahaha

no

No, I did not. I just saw a video someone linked elsewhere of the discussion of the 'most disappointing' or 'biggest letdown' or whatever, mostly focused on the Fallout 79 vs RDR 2 crusades.

So I only watched around an hour of terrible podcast centered around two games, neither of which I own or have ever played, and thus am completely unsane and not to be worried about. It was just a really impressive display of petulance, the likes of which are rarely seen since they switched filibusters to holds in the American senate.

I've only ever seen a few other GB videos, including all the Hitsmas vids (which heavily influenced my decision to finally buy them) and a 40+ minute documentary somebody made about Jeff(???)'s suffering at the hands of Mario Party(ies). I have never been able to tell apart the two white guys with glasses, generic haircuts, and uninteresting goatees, however, thus my question about who that one guy was.

Aoi fucked around with this message at 04:50 on Sep 26, 2019

# ? Sep 26, 2019 04:47

yea ok: Jul 27, 2006

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:29

Aoi: Sep 12, 2017; Perpetually a Pain.

yes, I chose a picture of a defective robot getting punched in her dumb face as representative of myself and my posting

do you disagree with this for some reason, or are you praising me for my excellent and representative avatar choices based on my posts in this thread

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:37

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

In Training posted:

Red Dead 2 led the most epic Giant Bomb moment in history when Brad made everyone take a break so he could collect his thoughts and deliver a powerful defense for the games merits, and he came back to proudly declare that Red Dead 2 was so good it inspired him to cook a steak.

Brad was so Moved by the events of RDR2 he stopped doing side missions and beelined the story halfway into the game. It has nothing to do with his sloth metabolism, general laziness, and inability to stay awake longer than 45 minutes, but everything to do with the intense world built by New Yorkers who still laugh at Howard Stern.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:37

Daikatana Ritsu: Aug 1, 2008

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:39

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

EimiYoshikawa posted:

hahahaha

no

No, I did not. I just saw a video someone linked elsewhere of the discussion of the 'most disappointing' or 'biggest letdown' or whatever, mostly focused on the Fallout 79 vs RDR 2 crusades.

So I only watched around an hour of terrible podcast centered around two games, neither of which I own or have ever played, and thus am completely unsane and not to be worried about. It was just a really impressive display of petulance, the likes of which are rarely seen since they switched filibusters to holds in the American senate.

I've only ever seen a few other GB videos, including all the Hitsmas vids (which heavily influenced my decision to finally buy them) and a 40+ minute documentary somebody made about Jeff(???)'s suffering at the hands of Mario Party(ies). I have never been able to tell apart the two white guys with glasses, generic haircuts, and uninteresting goatees, however, thus my question about who that one guy was.

i dunno man i watched all the goty poo poo before this but this year was too hot to handle good luck with your posts

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:49

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 06:04

Chilled Milk: Jun 22, 2003; No one here is alone,
satellites in every home

it's good that dan won because people have realized bethesda is bad but still seem to think rockstar isn't

# ? Sep 26, 2019 06:48

EmmyOk: Aug 11, 2013

Everyone unanimously voting destiny 2 or whatever as the biggest letdown and Brad responding "sounds like we should circle back to this later still a lot to discuss" or saying "sounds like everyone agrees on assassins creed for this one" owns

# ? Sep 26, 2019 09:00

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

EimiYoshikawa posted:

yes, I chose a picture of a defective robot getting punched in her dumb face as representative of myself and my posting

do you disagree with this for some reason, or are you praising me for my excellent and representative avatar choices based on my posts in this thread

Relax dude.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 09:16

Tender Bender: Sep 17, 2004

In Training posted:

Red Dead 2 led the most epic Giant Bomb moment in history when Brad made everyone take a break so he could collect his thoughts and deliver a powerful defense for the games merits, and he came back to proudly declare that Red Dead 2 was so good it inspired him to cook a steak.

The best part was probably Brad hyping up this moment that perfectly explains Arthur's character, then revealing it's when Arthur says "Loyalty is all that matters to me." When you hear that you understand Arthur.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 12:17

esperterra: Mar 24, 2010; SHINee's back

In Training posted:

Red Dead 2 led the most epic Giant Bomb moment in history when Brad made everyone take a break so he could collect his thoughts and deliver a powerful defense for the games merits, and he came back to proudly declare that Red Dead 2 was so good it inspired him to cook a steak.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 12:23

tao of lmao: Oct 9, 2005

I fell out with the bombers a few years ago but I�m glad this thread exists so I can be reminded of Brads immense power from time to time.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:14

mysterious loyall X: Jul 8, 2003

EimiYoshikawa posted:

hahahaha

no

No, I did not. I just saw a video someone linked elsewhere of the discussion of the 'most disappointing' or 'biggest letdown' or whatever, mostly focused on the Fallout 79 vs RDR 2 crusades.

So I only watched around an hour of terrible podcast centered around two games, neither of which I own or have ever played, and thus am completely unsane and not to be worried about. It was just a really impressive display of petulance, the likes of which are rarely seen since they switched filibusters to holds in the American senate.

I've only ever seen a few other GB videos, including all the Hitsmas vids (which heavily influenced my decision to finally buy them) and a 40+ minute documentary somebody made about Jeff(???)'s suffering at the hands of Mario Party(ies). I have never been able to tell apart the two white guys with glasses, generic haircuts, and uninteresting goatees, however, thus my question about who that one guy was.

Fascinating read.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:04

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

EimiYoshikawa posted:

hahahaha

no

No, I did not. I just saw a video someone linked elsewhere of the discussion of the 'most disappointing' or 'biggest letdown' or whatever, mostly focused on the Fallout 79 vs RDR 2 crusades.

So I only watched around an hour of terrible podcast centered around two games, neither of which I own or have ever played, and thus am completely unsane and not to be worried about. It was just a really impressive display of petulance, the likes of which are rarely seen since they switched filibusters to holds in the American senate.

I've only ever seen a few other GB videos, including all the Hitsmas vids (which heavily influenced my decision to finally buy them) and a 40+ minute documentary somebody made about Jeff(???)'s suffering at the hands of Mario Party(ies). I have never been able to tell apart the two white guys with glasses, generic haircuts, and uninteresting goatees, however, thus my question about who that one guy was.

the newest newsletter sucks

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:07