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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

This NY2/Atlanta game on that poo poo field is one of those ones where I wish it was possible for both teams to lose. I guess it's better if Atlanta wins, since if NY2 finishes in the #2 seed there is still a chance they'll have their first playoff game on a day when the Yankees would also be playing at home, and I want to see what high school stadium they decide to play at this time.

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, doesn't look like Atlanta is winning this one.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Rest in Piss Atlanta

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That second goal was really fast.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
:shepface:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Bad Guzan

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

What's the record for fastest hat trick?

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

And I'm not going to call that the worst penalty attempt I've seen, but that was pretty bad.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Pretty sure there was offside on the buildup so it evens out. :shrug:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

binge crotching posted:

What's the record for fastest hat trick?

Wikipedia posted:

The league's fastest hat-trick was scored in under five minutes by Harut Karapetyan of the LA Galaxy on June 4, 1998, in an 8–1 win at the Dallas Burn.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

whypick1 posted:

The league's fastest hat-trick was scored in under five minutes by Harut Karapetyan of the LA Galaxy on June 4, 1998, in an 8–1 win at the Dallas Burn.

Well, drat. That was still pretty fast.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Guess Atlanta's not completely dead yet

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

sporting kc are winning going into halftime. can't wait to watch them give up two goals in the second half.

edit;
https://twitter.com/jeffrueter/status/1177019369135726592

lol var

also, i was hoping someone on twitter would have uploaded that mannone double save earlier, because drat, he's really making a case for goalkeeper of the year.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

sporting kc are winning going into halftime. can't wait to watch them give up two goals in the second half.

edit;
https://twitter.com/jeffrueter/status/1177019369135726592

lol var

also, i was hoping someone on twitter would have uploaded that mannone double save earlier, because drat, he's really making a case for goalkeeper of the year.

I missed the goal, but holy crap is that an obvious hand ball. I know we always say MLS reffing is lovely, but that is hilariously bad.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKC have hit the posts 3 times and they've been so bad at scoring this season, I might have a brain aneurysm

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

That clearance by Metanire to save a goal was really nice

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hassani not going to have to pay for any beer tonight.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

TwoStepBoog posted:

sporting kc are winning going into halftime. can't wait to watch them give up two goals in the second half.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

SKC have been eliminated from playoff contention.
rip

And Minnesota have clinched their spot. Good for them, honestly.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

TwoStepBoog posted:

And Minnesota have clinched their spot. Good for them, honestly.
With two games left Minnesota is #2 in the Western Conference, and not "#2" in the Western Conference.

highme
May 25, 2001


I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


TwoStepBoog posted:

SKC have hit the posts 3 times and they've been so bad at scoring this season, I might have a brain aneurysm

I am excited for Sunday.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

highme posted:

I am excited for Sunday.

I will be at the game and I am not at all excited.
I just hope Vermes says "f it, let's just play the youth", because I honestly don't want to watch SKC ruin another team's playoff hopes for nothing.

binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

TwoStepBoog posted:

because I honestly don't want to watch SKC ruin another team's playoff hopes for nothing.

Uh, the entire point of teams that are eliminated is to poo poo on everyone else and drag them down with you.


e: shocking no one, LAFC have scored against Houston 20 minutes in

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



lmao please God let LAFC continue to gently caress up

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dammit Philly

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Dammit Revs

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Yeah, LAFC has the Shield. drat that was a nice FK.

Also, thank you VAR for taking off that San Jose goal.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you Timbers.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i turned off the game after timbers went 2 up. a sincere what the gently caress happened lmao

Weedle
May 31, 2006




What the gently caress. Portland you clowns! You clods!!

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Rapids live to fight another day for a playoff spot. It's still unbelievably unlikely but I never would have guessed they'd be in the running at all after that godawful start.


whypick1 posted:

Thank you Timbers.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TwoStepBoog posted:

i turned off the game after timbers went 2 up. a sincere what the gently caress happened lmao

Conceded a PK at 90'+8

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Thank you Philly.

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

i love this dumb league

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Unpredictability in the league isn't a bug, it's a feature.

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?

whypick1 posted:

Thank you Philly.


TwoStepBoog posted:

i love this dumb league

Calvinball. Pure Calvinball.

TheBoyBlunder fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Sep 26, 2019

Vice Zoomler Aestro
Apr 4, 2003
pray the rosary dawgs

TwoStepBoog posted:

i turned off the game after timbers went 2 up. a sincere what the gently caress happened lmao

VAR 6 minutes into the 4-minute stoppage after Mabiala tugged Zahibo's jersey and Zahibo immediately tumbled in the box, Incredibly dumb by Mabiala, but looked like simulation too. And mostly "why the gently caress was the match still going"?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Wow, that was really stupid by Collin

edit: Wait, what?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 05:54 on Sep 26, 2019

TheBoyBlunder
Jul 3, 2004

Anyone else have the munchies?
Why did he call that back? What the hell?


TwoStepBoog posted:

i love this dumb league

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

The San Jose game has been a goddamn Baldomero Toledo Special Deluxe holy hell

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