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lost my old email
Jun 20, 2019


hit so hard he went cronenberg sweet jesus

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Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Whut?

https://twitter.com/mathaiaus/status/1176639665345986560?s=20

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Today I learned that John Cena is Albanian and also hates Serbia

Thanks youtube comments

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

born John Felix Gashi, better known as John Cena has commented that "...serbians...no good"

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

It's not true. John Cena never said that.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Grant DaNasty posted:

It's not true. John Cena never said that.

he said that you son of a bitch

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Raw Results:
  • The show opened with John Cena already in the ring wearing new red and black gear. He proceeded to cut a promo that ran nearly 30 minutes, disparaging the nation of Serbia with a wide range of complaints including: 'all Serbs are dogs, less than dogs' and that 'Serbian aggression will be met with overwhelming force which they cannot hope to survive.' He ended by talking up 'the glorious nation of Albania,' proclaiming it to be greatest among the Balkans and the only true inheritor of Rome.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

I stand corrected.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grant DaNasty posted:

I stand corrected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-pZojmtXi8

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
i walk out here every night with hustle loyalty and respect on my sleeve. that is a credo that I have adopted from the men and women who defend the freedom of this country. we have caught... and COMPROMISED to a permanent end: Slobodan Milošević. This is something tonight. But I feel drat proud to be an Albanian.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcjJoBtGBNI

FullMetalJackoff
Feb 15, 2004

Waluigi want his fucking Amiibo
Otis will jump Cena during the SD debut on FOX, ending the segment with his new catchphrase "KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!"

He will be accompanied to the ring with his dog and cat mascots Slobber-Dan and Milo(šević).

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

FullMetalJackoff posted:

Otis will jump Cena during the SD debut on FOX, ending the segment with his new catchphrase "KOSOVO JE SRBIJA!"

He will be accompanied to the ring with his dog and cat mascots Slobber-Dan and Milo(šević).

you forgot the part where he rips a road flare in the middle of the ring

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/1176971504275402752?s=21

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Taeler Hendrix is very fragile so I don’t bother her much but this was too funny to pass up.

https://twitter.com/Taeler_Hendrix/status/1177014622991212544

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

this is actually good

https://twitter.com/mscharlottewwe/status/1176717724006793216?s=21

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Not at all

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

She’s probably not a good one to be criticizing the current status of another’s face.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

it's funny cheap heat you dorks, stop over-analyzing it

it's also a good response to saying Andrade is only on tv because he's with her (regardless of how true it might be)

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Sep 26, 2019

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




IcePhoenix posted:

it's funny cheap heat you dorks, stop over-analyzing it

it's also a good response to saying Andrade is only on tv because he's with her (regardless of how true it might be)

see I was expecting him to be only be with her so he could get on tv more

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/1177108479720509441?s=20

The guy who has a band named ‘Fozzy’ doesn’t really have room to call other people’s names bad, I think.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


thank you J-Ru

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Just for the record, Kalisto initially said "You're right. Maybe I could use some plastic surgery." Then deleted it and tweeted something else.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

MJeff posted:

Just for the record, Kalisto initially said "You're right. Maybe I could use some plastic surgery." Then deleted it and tweeted something else.

I know why he didn't leave it, but I wish he had. Kalisto rules anyway.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm glad he didn't leave it. it was obvious kayfabing from the person in better standing who doesn't get that kallisto is on there trying to get noticed and saying lame "half-shoot" stuff. getting surgery is not something he's ever had societal pressure to do. neither of them get the other one at all and shouldn't be slangin' dumbass ignorance with marks taking whoever is siding against the "Overpushed Plastic Fe Male" of the minute

abraxas
Apr 6, 2004

"It's a Yuletide!"




Not to defend horny JR or anything but I clicked through to the BlueChews or whatever the gently caress the name was twitter and there were a ton of people in their timeline going "thanks BlueChew I'm so happy I won your contest!" and apparently they raffled off a bunch of wrestler autographs or something? I didn't dive too deep but is there some cross promotion going on or was JR less horny and more "hey this is a chance to promote this thing that paid me for an autograph" or what the heck happened there?

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

abraxas posted:

Not to defend horny JR or anything but I clicked through to the BlueChews or whatever the gently caress the name was twitter and there were a ton of people in their timeline going "thanks BlueChew I'm so happy I won your contest!" and apparently they raffled off a bunch of wrestler autographs or something? I didn't dive too deep but is there some cross promotion going on or was JR less horny and more "hey this is a chance to promote this thing that paid me for an autograph" or what the heck happened there?

BlueChew is a sponsor of his podcast (and all of the podcasts in the Conrad family)

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

TheKingslayer posted:

I know why he didn't leave it, but I wish he had. Kalisto rules anyway.

Even if he were a 0/10 uggo he'd always rule for taking out noted white supremacist lars sullivan

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

https://twitter.com/lulupencil_gtmv/status/1177222036524953600?s=19

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/1176979951645409281

Now I know Sasha meant no harm by this tweet (drive a truck back to Japan), but the way she phrased it...could be portrayed in a pretty negative light. Obviously it was all done in kayfabe, but still.

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
https://twitter.com/codyrhodes/status/1177255300123856896

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

the people in the replies calling him a white knight are hilarious

the escape goat
Apr 16, 2008

Vandar posted:

https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/1177108479720509441?s=20

The guy who has a band named ‘Fozzy’ doesn’t really have room to call other people’s names bad, I think.

apparently he specifically chose that name because it's easy to chant?

either way get hosed Jericho because WALTER is great

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

vaguely nazi prison guard rear end

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

WALTER couldn't even put down odl rear end PCO properly so I don't know why everyone likes him so much. Another pre-show jobber.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

:mrgw:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Vandar posted:

https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/1177108479720509441?s=20

The guy who has a band named ‘Fozzy’ doesn’t really have room to call other people’s names bad, I think.

Jericho correct again. Thank you other Chris

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
The WALTERS of Jericho

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Does Jericho know that you’re supposed to pronounce the W like a V though?

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
WALTER vs Boomer Jericho would be loving miserable

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