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Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Scarodactyl posted:

If my tip get the chop you getting the snip snop

# ? Sep 25, 2019 22:54

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# ? May 31, 2024 02:34

Stoner Sloth: Apr 2, 2019

crarbs

# ? Sep 26, 2019 03:44

schmuckfeatures: Oct 27, 2003; Hair Elf

Scarodactyl posted:

https://twitter.com/GhooostSigns/status/1176218495039758339

if they still made movies like this, i'd go to the cinemas way more often

:crab:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 05:17

OgNar: Oct 26, 2002; They tapdance not, neither do they fart

I just binged this thread and now my youtube suggestions has crabs, crabs and more crabs.

With a little crab thrown in.

e:also

OgNar fucked around with this message at 06:43 on Sep 26, 2019

# ? Sep 26, 2019 06:40

Scarodactyl: Oct 22, 2015

American Clawthic.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 08:07

tuo: Jun 17, 2016

:crabon:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 11:40

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

OgNar posted:

I just binged this thread and now my youtube suggestions has crabs, crabs and more crabs.

With a little crab thrown in.

So it�s basically perfect?

# ? Sep 26, 2019 13:42

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

OgNar posted:

Nothing but respect for MY President. :zpatriot:

# ? Sep 26, 2019 15:29

OgNar: Oct 26, 2002; They tapdance not, neither do they fart

I grew up in Baltimore and spent my summers in Ocean City, Md so we always had something crab related in the house. There wasn't a summer where I had not punctured my foot on the tail of a horseshoe crab.

I have had various hermit crabs when I was a kid. I remember one night my mother getting up to go to the bathroom and screaming because we had a tarantula in the house, turns out one of my hermit crabs was in search of a shell and had dumped the one it had and escaped its cage to find a new one.

# ? Sep 26, 2019 16:54

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeCK201438g

# ? Sep 26, 2019 21:19

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 26, 2019 23:47

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS: Oct 3, 2003; What do you think it means, bitch?

So https://youtu.be/BnmeACwyg4A ?

# ? Sep 27, 2019 00:14

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

ekuNNN posted:

Those are cooked crabs ready to be eaten though.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 02:07

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LingcodKilla posted:

Those are cooked crabs ready to be eaten though.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 06:33

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

crebs

# ? Sep 27, 2019 07:17

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

also
https://futurism.com/the-byte/deepwater-horizon-spill-mutant-creatures

quote:

The expedition, described in research published last month in the journal Royal Society Open Science, revealed that the spill site remains devoid of life. Except, that is, from crabs and shrimps with missing limbs and swollen claws, bloated by tumors and coated in parasites.

�Nothing prepared us for what we saw,� Clifton Nunnally of the Louisiana University Marine Consortium, one of the researchers behind the research, told Atlas Obscura.

�Everywhere there were crabs just kicking up black plumes of mud, laden with oil,� he said. �There were deformities, but mostly things were missing.�

Tar Pits
The spilled oil is similar to compounds that occur naturally found on a crab�s body, so the abundance in the spill zone draws them in, the scientists told Atlas Obscura. Once there, they absorb appalling amounts of toxins and mutate horribly.

�They�re attracted to the oil site, but everything goes downhill for them once they�re in the area,� Nunnally told Atlas Obscura.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 16:13

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

creb thred getting weird and I find myself becoming the incarnation of :stonklol:

while reading it

# ? Sep 27, 2019 16:47

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

Honky Dong Country posted:

creb thred getting weird

No, it's evolving, just as our creb brethren have been for over 350 million years.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 17:21

Slaan: Mar 16, 2009; ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH

Here we are trying to get this thread to new heights by climbing out of the shitpost bucket only to find posters trying to pull us back down.

Great crab bucket mentality. A+ effort, good job

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:25

SniperWoreConverse: Mar 20, 2010; Gun Saliva

Ugh, that article is teratogenic, literally cannot scroll past the infected glistening advertisements to read what it says

# ? Sep 27, 2019 22:42

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYCoBiTnA0

# ? Sep 27, 2019 22:45

Pentaro: May 5, 2013

Zeluth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWYCoBiTnA0

This has nothing to do with crabs but it was very cute nonetheless. :3:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 22:52

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Mak0rz posted:

No, it's evolving, just as our creb brethren have been for over 350 million years.

Slaan posted:

Here we are trying to get this thread to new heights by climbing out of the shitpost bucket only to find posters trying to pull us back down.

Great crab bucket mentality. A+ effort, good job

tfw you about to give some fools the snip snop

bring on the new creb, but I reserve my right to be momentarily aghast :argh:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 23:37

OgNar: Oct 26, 2002; They tapdance not, neither do they fart

# ? Sep 28, 2019 05:07

Timmy Age 6: Jul 23, 2011; Lobster says "mrow?"; Ramrod XTreme

I've been having fun lately playing with a toy plankton net, which is way cheaper than any sort of "professional" plankton net. It has a wider mesh than most you'd normally use at 333 microns, but who cares about phytoplankton anyway? Gets tons of copepods, and more importantly, crab larvae. I don't have any good pictures, I'm afraid, but I can say that they're adorably grumpy and pinchy even when they're just a couple millimeters long. :3:

# ? Sep 28, 2019 16:15

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Food badly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ml22N2JbdJo

# ? Sep 28, 2019 22:46

naem: May 29, 2011

https://i.imgur.com/guVF7GA.mp4

# ? Sep 29, 2019 18:34

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

naem posted:

https://i.imgur.com/guVF7GA.mp4

that poor spiny lobster is missing a lot of legs

# ? Sep 29, 2019 19:41

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Sep 30, 2019 22:36

Ichabod Tane: Oct 30, 2005; A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.

https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4