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emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I came home from work one day when my kids were like 7 or 8 and

daughter: "Oh hi ga" { they called, and still do call, me "ga", which is by possible coincidence the southeast asian word for "chicken" } { we're extremely white; a family trait is word coinage, don't ask me how that's possible because I don't know }

me: "hi"

daughter: "I read that book today"

me: "really? good for you, what book"

daughter: "that William Burroughs book"

me: :supaburn:

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Rocks
Dec 30, 2011


Lmbo

And he’ll be on Ingraham at 10!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Buck Wildman posted:

I do enough living for other people's convenience that I'll stick with the mutual no-strings love of my dog, but whatever works best for people

it is fine to like dogs :)

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:yeshaha:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Addamere posted:

i feel like you are really downplaying the capacity and excitement cats have for murder

but im still gonna go with cats vs hoa

true but who on earth looks at anything an hoa does and goes, hmm, yeah, that seems like the way to go

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
Computer, is there any way to generate a nude trump

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Addamere posted:

it is fine to like dogs :)

in fact liking animals of all kinds is good and cool

except humans












gently caress humans

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Target Practice posted:

This is our hefty teenage boy Cooper with or old fluffy lady Jane. finally I can make a worthwhile contribution this thread.



:3:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

tenderjerk posted:

Computer, is there any way to generate a nude trump

"Ok. Turning off your monitor."

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


that’s evil lmao

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Addamere posted:

it is fine to like dogs :)

and it's fine to like cats, I just know it's not the right relationship dynamic for me

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



euphronius posted:

they literally murder all birds

birds are assholes

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

euphronius posted:

they literally murder all birds

what part of "God's Perfect Murder Beast" was unclear to you

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Pastry of the Year posted:

that's what I was referring to, it's a beautiful book

he used to say he wanted to train a raccoon as a pet so that it would act all nice and then when somebody blew pot smoke in its face the animal would bite the person's nose off

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



TRUMP

turnip kid
May 24, 2010

But has he ever been more isolated?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

So cool

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chokes McGee posted:

in fact liking animals of all kinds is good and cool

except humans












gently caress humans

is it ethical to gently caress humans :psylon:

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

oh poo poo we're gonna get some ducked up trump tweets (and probably WW3)

:woop:

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


owns

oooownbnnssd

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

emfive posted:

he used to say he wanted to train a raccoon as a pet so that it would act all nice and then when somebody blew pot smoke in its face the animal would bite the person's nose off

that rules

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Addamere posted:

what part of "God's Perfect Murder Beast" was unclear to you

just making a statment

no normative inflection intended

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Addamere posted:

what part of "God's Perfect Murder Beast" was unclear to you

The Shutdown Fullback guys wrote about Mike the Tiger at LSU. they said that the thing about tigers is they look in the stands and go FOOD FOOD FRIEND FOOD FRIEND FOOD and you have no way of knowing which you are until it's too late

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh please God

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVwKevs-5Oo

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Fell asleep 60 pages ago during the hearing but it's good to see cats are back to being the main topic (they rule)

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
FYI waiting for schnorkles official reply


https://twitter.com/bgates420/status/1177347752960901120

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Chokes McGee posted:

The Shutdown Fullback guys wrote about Mike the Tiger at LSU. they said that the thing about tigers is they look in the stands and go FOOD FOOD FRIEND FOOD FRIEND FOOD and you have no way of knowing which you are until it's too late

I would hate to have a cat befriend me without warning. :ohdear:

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

https://twitter.com/MichaelAvenatti/status/1177347626389377024?s=20

Basta

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

CODChimera posted:

Fell asleep 60 pages ago during the hearing but it's good to see cats are back to being the main topic (they rule)

:yeah:

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

3DCAT posted:

so...and this isn't really fun or anything... but people have been asking around these past few days in DC for info on 2dcat from the somethingawful forums and are saying they're posters just looking to say hi. Please don't perpetuate the myth that I am somehow involved as i am now slightly nervous because based on descriptions and mannerisms of these people, they are not goons...

hi 2dcat searchers

suck my dick and then suck a gun. namaste

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Addamere posted:

I would hate to have a cat befriend me without warning. :ohdear:

not me :)

especially if it's a tiger, it would be dope to have a tiger pal

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Ha like Conan Doyle we want to be rid of them but public demand will keep them in the news cycle in the event of a slow week.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

mormonpartyboat posted:

drain the swamp



drain the bladder

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CODChimera posted:

Fell asleep 60 pages ago during the hearing but it's good to see cats are back to being the main topic (they rule)

cats own

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
:stare:


https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1177348904163192835

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
drat this thread title is magnificent.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

for those who came in late, teimp took this weird circuitous route back to his liddle' dungeon

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

euphronius posted:

they literally murder all birds

birds dont exist

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Cats are good.

Mayor Dave posted:

How long until 4dcat

TimeCat. Cat is a 4D Timecube.

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