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FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.
Pilot info:

Margaux "Double X" Ickx

Margaux comes from a military family and signed up for the Belgian Navy straight out of school, ending up in the Air Component. She was the last person in Belgium to be trained on the Alouette III and spent two happy months flying them, along with four miserable years waiting for them to be repaired, before their replacement with the NH90. Shortly after she completed conversion training her brother Antoine was killed in a training accident while seconded from the Paracommandos to a NATO-run intelligence group and she grew increasingly dissatisfied with the service, eventually leaving to fly NH90s with the Watergeuzen. She also got significant fast jet experience during a spell with the new Angolan Air Force and is joining Hayard Gunnes with the hopes of getting back to the rotary-winged aircraft she loves.

FrangibleCover fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Sep 26, 2019

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glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


BAnB

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I'd like to get in a plane please

Zeond
Oct 16, 2008

Please give generously to The League for Fighting Chartered Accountancy, 55 Lincoln House, Basil Street, London, SW3.
One more vote for Hornet Homeboy.

Another Otter
May 14, 2012
Hornet Homeboy

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Hornet Homeboy. They all sound fun and intriguing though.

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012




Hornet Homeboy is a go.

F/A-18+ callsign "Walleye" was escorting a C-2 Greyhound to Kandahar when it suffered a critical engine failure. Unfortunately the carrier group had to carry on to Japan. Now it's fixed, ready to go, and in need of our escort.

Task 1 - Meet "Walleye" at the Afghan border.

Task 2 - Eliminate any aircraft that show hostile intent.

Task 3 - Escort to CVN-71 patrol area (roughly the Pakistani M-8 Highway).

Ops has selected Nokundi Airport. It has been alternatively named NoAlcohol Airport.



However we may base out of Afghanistan if we s0 desire however the airstrips available in Helmand province are extremely limited.



The area highlighted in red is a hot bed of illicit 3DP bases looking to take advantage of any situation they can. Either as prestige for shooting down an F/A-18, ransoming the pilot, or just making GBS threads in the USN's breakfast.

Big Question - What Recon Level Do You Want?

(Link to Recon Levels here)

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

LEVEL ONE SURVEILLANCE

Let’s not poke the nest of vipers too early.

Hobo on Fire
Dec 4, 2008

Illicit 3DP factories out in the boonies of Pakistan won't be cranking out S400s and F-22s. I think we could get away with Level Two Surveillance.

Editing in a request to fly one of the A-4SU Super Skyhawks.

Hobo on Fire fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Sep 27, 2019

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."




Level One intelligence; we need an idea of what planes are where, but I'd rather not give up the game.

Taking bets, what's it gonna be? We're up against Khyber Pass knockoff fighters, but knockoffs of what? Fishbeds? Phantoms? Starfighters? Obscure shitbuckets?

Radio Free Kobold fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Sep 27, 2019

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat
Level Two

I reckon we’ll get away with it.

orcbuster
May 17, 2017

Level two


No reason to start being sissies right out of the gate.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001


Level two surveillance.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Level One

It's an escort mission, why bother angering the enemy when their ground assets will probably be of minimal relevance anyway?

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
level one sounds interesting

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!
Voting Level 1

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



power crystals posted:

Level One

It's an escort mission, why bother angering the enemy when their ground assets will probably be of minimal relevance anyway?

:emptyquote:

(That's a vote for Level 1 btw)

Grumio
Sep 20, 2001

in culina est
Good thing mig-21s and Lightning F.6s are well known for their loiter times; perfect for patrolling!

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Level 1

sparkmaster
Apr 1, 2010
Level One

Lets just take it easy for now. No need to go alertin' people that we're back.

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.

Grumio posted:

Good thing mig-21s and Lightning F.6s are well known for their loiter times; perfect for patrolling!
That's the fun of it. This is going to be difficult with our assets because they all have very short legs. If we could just CAP blob it would be snoozeville.

Level One, the more we can get past without having to throw nine Red Tops at it the better. What they're bringing doesn't really matter, we're using all of our aircraft as fighters and if that turns out not to be enough then no amount of recon ahead of time could have saved us.

Yooper, I presume the Hornet isn't armed?

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Voting level one

wedgekree
Feb 20, 2013
Level 1 We want to get in, get our asset out. Not level the place. More stuff there makes it more likely that they go on the alert. If we can fly in, only have to deal wiht what they have on CAP and Scramble, then all the better

Mr Crustacean
May 13, 2009

one (1) robosexual
avatar, as ordered

Level 1

On the gamey front, do think we should remove level 0 because it's a baseline Google maps option that we'll be doing anyways and we're pretty much never going to select it.

At a minimum let's have someone look through some binoculars/camera and eyeball the place.
Shouldn't be too much risk, it's not like they're breaking in to a facility and sabotaging things for us.


Would love to see some more invasive sabotage and land based narrative options open to us as the follow up to the surveillance phase.

Having some operatives trying to sabotage , drone or mortar their base and us having to cover their escape would be pretty cool! Looking forward to seeing whatever characters that are cooked up!

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
Level ZERO

I mean, why would we increase the odds of getting into a fight, when that's exactly what we don't want to do

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.

Mr Crustacean posted:

On the gamey front, do think we should remove level 0 because it's a baseline Google maps option that we'll be doing anyways and we're pretty much never going to select it.
Well, I've just done that. I won't post it without Yooper's okay though.

Dance Officer posted:

Level ZERO

I mean, why would we increase the odds of getting into a fight, when that's exactly what we don't want to do
I agree, but it sounds like Level 1 will only make ground security more of an issue rather than necessarily alerting pilots and there's one facility in particular that I am desperate for us to have a look at with a long-range lens because it may change our planning significantly.

FrangibleCover fucked around with this message at 11:24 on Sep 27, 2019

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


Mr Crustacean posted:

On the gamey front, do think we should remove level 0 because it's a baseline Google maps option that we'll be doing anyways and we're pretty much never going to select it.

FrangibleCover posted:

Well, I've just done that. I won't post it without Yooper's okay though.

It's cool. If I leave breadcrumbs, follow them. Feel free to post too. In my eye that's part of the fun of it.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

Mr Crustacean posted:

On the gamey front, do think we should remove level 0 because it's a baseline Google maps option that we'll be doing anyways and we're pretty much never going to select it.

I could see a hypothetical where it's in our best interest that the attack be 100% a surprise and even the dude with a camera is too risky. It's basically voting "none" which while likely to be uncommon absolutely makes sense as an option to me.

e: presumably 0 also includes us trolling PMC Twitter or whatever to see if they say anything, not literally just looking at a map, just that whatever we get from that might just be entirely wrong and we have no way to know.

power crystals fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Sep 27, 2019

FrangibleCover
Jan 23, 2018

Nothing going on in my quiet corner of the Pacific.

This is the life. I'm just lying here in my hammock in Townsville, sipping a G&T.
Okay, so, as Yooper said there are not a lot of airfields in this area.


All of the ones in Afghanistan look pretty useless to me, too far away for our little legs. There's a nice one at Dalbandir that's almost directly under the Hornet's flight path, I'd like to investigate either operating from there or getting permission to land there in an emergency. Or just landing there in an emergency anyway and sorting it all out later. The only airfield in the red box is the one at Khuzdar so I'm fairly sure that's where most of our opposition will come from but Shamsi is juuust outside of the red box and obviously enemy operations from there would be a significant factor in our planning, so we need to conduct some sort of reconnaissance of it just to see if anyone is there. I'm not too worried about what is there or how much of it, just a yes/no, but others may disagree. There is also the possibility that these small 3DP people have put in some other airfields around the place so we can't rely on all opposition coming out of Khuzdar and Shamsi.

Overall if we can base from Dalbandir then fighters there and Shack at Nokundi, otherwise everything at Nokundi. The Shack has the range to shuttle in from Kandahar or something but I don't see the point.

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

AHEM

https://twitter.com/posteconomy/status/1177718368197066752?s=21

Radio Free Kobold
Aug 11, 2012

"Federal regulations mandate that at least 30% of our content must promote Reptilian or Draconic culture. This is DJ Scratch N' Sniff with the latest mermaid screeching on KBLD..."





It was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy!

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Speaking of comedy not prophecy, is Dahir Insaat an actual thing in the Yooperverse? Their latest "offering" is this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2ErBK95Tk

Dreamsicle
Oct 16, 2013

RandomPauI posted:

Speaking of comedy not prophecy, is Dahir Insaat an actual thing in the Yooperverse? Their latest "offering" is this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2ErBK95Tk

It seems so expensive that only the Amazon/Disneys of the PMC world will get to use them if at all.

power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

What we really need is official Dahir Insaat DLC for CMANO itself. Imagine how insanely broken it'd be.

Whether that means overpowered broken or literally doesn't work broken is an exercise for the reader.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
Just imagine if they could turn "flying train" into a weapons delivery system!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H51EtHQX6SQ

wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


RandomPauI posted:

Speaking of comedy not prophecy, is Dahir Insaat an actual thing in the Yooperverse? Their latest "offering" is this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2ErBK95Tk

Well, it's basically CBU-97 launched from VLS tubes. Someone at darpa will fund it.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Radio Free Kobold posted:

It was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy!

lol at thinking there's any difference these days, just lmao

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

Radio Free Kobold posted:

It was supposed to be a comedy, not a prophecy!

I'd like to remind you of the time we actually got SAAB to respond to one of our hypothetical questions:

Roeben posted:



How should I respond?

Reality was already out to lunch a loooonnnnggggg time ago.

RandomPauI posted:

Speaking of comedy not prophecy, is Dahir Insaat an actual thing in the Yooperverse? Their latest "offering" is this.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q2ErBK95Tk

Is it just me or is the animation for the new Macross series looking kinda choppy? I mean, I know they were mixing in CG with Frontier and how that rubbed some people the wrong way, but I would have expected better from Kawamori and his people...

(it also makes me sad that Retusprae isn't really a thing anymore, I didn't even know Dahir Insaat was still marketing extremely goofy ideas)

power crystals posted:

What we really need is official Dahir Insaat DLC for CMANO itself. Imagine how insanely broken it'd be.

Whether that means overpowered broken or literally doesn't work broken is an exercise for the reader.

Let's be real here, if we could get Dahir Insaat poo poo in CMANO you're basically 75-80% of the way to just having Ace Combat superweapons. Come on.

Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Sep 28, 2019

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012






Harry, our camera guy with the gently caress off huge lens, has traveled to western Pakistan and done a bespoke photo tour of the area. His cover, photographing the rare "Macqueen's Bustard", has allowed him to operate closer than we expected.



But still, even with a huge gently caress off lens one can only get so close to the objective. So Harry, wishing to not get shot, operated as far away as he could.



I think this is still a decent bit of intel. Harry said that there was another airframe on the ground but due to the heat ripples he was unable to get a photo that wasn't just a smudge. Harry is currently awaiting antibiotics for a rather terrible case of dyenstery. But luckily we pay well through a website called Fiverr, so I'm sure he'll be well taken care of.

Mission brief will be coming soon(ish).

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power crystals
Jun 6, 2007

Who wants a belly rub??

So Starfighters, Drakkens, and ???. I assume something contemporary, MiG-19s or something. At least our horrible trash will feel at home.

Dr. Snark posted:

Let's be real here, if we could get Dahir Insaat poo poo in CMANO you're basically 75-80% of the way to just having Ace Combat superweapons. Come on.

I see zero problems with this.

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