gdt 9/26 thursday CARSON WENTZ MORE LIKE CARSON BENCH

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C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Grittybeard posted:

Any movement at all?

He was moving his mouth at least

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bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

no thumbs up :smithicide:

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Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

Don't worry guys I saw him blink and mutter something to the dude asking him if he knew who he was, carry on

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

okay, everyone play football like nothing just happened

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Whooping Crabs: Apr 13, 2010; Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

hughesta posted:

ban football

this should be the week 4 aftermath thread title

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sponges: Sep 15, 2011

sweet thursday posted:

Sometimes I dont like this football game

It's kinda hard to morally justify watching this poo poo, huh?

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Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

DeepDickPizza posted:

Two guys got stretchered out, both after Sendejo hits, right?

The first one was because of Derek Barnett

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Android Apocalypse posted:

Thoughts & prayers are useless, Joe.

Legislation to eliminate hits in football is the only solution.

I'd say get rid of pads, but here's what's the Rugby Eagles are doing in the world cup today:

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

That was a nice break but back to murdering each other

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deedee megadoodoo: Sep 28, 2000; Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

this is an awesome game ending with all the players in a big funeral circle surrounding a lifeless joe buck

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SD87: Jun 7, 2011

Zyla posted:

no thumbs up

I would have given a middle finger

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Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Grittybeard posted:

Any movement at all?

I didn't see any. Joe Buck said there was, but I'm pretty sure he just saw the trainer moving his arm onto this chest.

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PupsOfWar: Dec 6, 2013

dont let yuoro children play football, parents

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Ruggan: Feb 20, 2007; WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!

that hit was kinda sickening and it makes me not want to watch this dumb game

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Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

C-Euro posted:

He was moving his mouth at least

Yes, he will now be able to suck food from a straw someone else positions for him

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

AHAHAHAHA YES

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Qwijib0: Apr 10, 2007; Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?; Fun Shoe

SHOULDA RUN

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Whelp!

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

daaaaaaaaaaaaamn

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surf rock: Aug 12, 2007; We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Uhhhh.... I literally can't remember the last time someone was so badly hurt that he couldn't even do the thumbs up. Please be okay, buddy

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

hm look at that they hand it to Aaron Jones and he easily gets the yardage you'd need on first and goal from the 1

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Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

what if the first zombie in a breakout was an nfl player who got badly hurt and died from his injury but rose up and no one realized he was an undead. And then he bit all of the other players and the players went around biting the fans. What the hell would go on

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HyperPuma: Jun 24, 2007; b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but trump is president

lmao jesus

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indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Yeah!

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Ahahaahahahah

Always establish the run bitches

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

2-2

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hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

LOL YES

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

Welp

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

OH MY GOD WHAT

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Vengarr: Jun 17, 2010; Smashed before noon

EAGLES BITCH

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you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

Lol just lol

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Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.