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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

To be more specific on the reason Alan Sugar became Lord Sugar, labour prime minister gordon brown thought it would be a great idea to appoint the man from tv's The Apprentice to be a government 'enterprise champion' in the house of lords.

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AnoHito
May 8, 2014

marktheando posted:

To be more specific on the reason Alan Sugar became Lord Sugar, labour prime minister gordon brown thought it would be a great idea to appoint the man from tv's The Apprentice to be a government 'enterprise champion' in the house of lords.

Not only is there a lord sugar, he's Brown's Sugar.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




more like, lard pickles

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




of fattenham

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Gordon brown sucked incredibly hard and somehow has fans to this day

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Hentai Jihadist posted:

Gordon brown sucked incredibly hard and somehow has fans to this day

we did get the gordy relaunches from his reign so it wasn't all bad

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Hentai Jihadist posted:

Gordon brown sucked incredibly hard and somehow has fans to this day

I mean, if you look at what came after.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

do you think his mistresses call him sugar daddy

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Hentai Jihadist posted:

Gordon brown sucked incredibly hard and somehow has fans to this day

this is true, but he’s still the best prime minister of my lifetime.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Private Speech posted:

I mean, if you look at what came after.

Blair: PFI and Iraq war
Brown: light touch regulation and financial crash
Cameron: murderous austerity
May: grenfell and Windrush deportations
Bojo: messy bitch loser

Bojo our best pm so far!

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Hentai Jihadist posted:

Blair: PFI and Iraq war
Brown: light touch regulation and financial crash
Cameron: murderous austerity
May: grenfell and Windrush deportations
Bojo: messy bitch loser

Bojo our best pm so far!

he wrote his dissertation about his favourite communists then died because he couldnt explain the point of tax credits and was very two faced about secretly not liking racists, rip to the best pm anyone below 40 years old ever had

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall
im being loving generous by not making that 45 but I imagine trying to get rid of scotland and loving up so badly that michael foot lost his mind and margaret thatcher got to murder everyone could, in hindsight, be considered really funny

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

lol, bojo finally stuck his head over the parapet by getting to be PM finally, except it’s also shone a light on all his old crimes and he might get in serious trouble

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

also SNP have said they’d be happy with a Corbyn government to block no- deal , soooo it’s going to pretty awkward for the Lib Dem’s to explain their actual priorities I reckon

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out

Jel Shaker posted:

also SNP have said they’d be happy with a Corbyn government to block no- deal , soooo it’s going to pretty awkward for the Lib Dem’s to explain their actual priorities I reckon

It's pretty impressive how the lib dems have found a way to betray their voters before they've even voted

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

until someone gets a count which gives a working majority for the corbs-as-pm plan they've got an excuse, i think - of course, if they committed the pressure would be huge on the ex-tories, and it'd probably be a breakthrough, but until they're actually the only thing standing in the way i think they're safe with their own voters. they've been riding brexit idpol hard, the voters who have that as their single issue are probably going to accept their stated reasoning (corbyn can't get a majority anyway) until it's manifestly untrue

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
https://twitter.com/pbergsen/status/1114139334104559616?s=19

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

marktheando posted:

Alan Sugar is a rich oval office who made his money from lovely computers in the 80s.

I thought he lost his money making lovely computers in the 80s and his wealth is based on manufacturing satellite dishes for Sky, a business arrangement that had nothing to do with his (successful) vote to award broadcast rights for Premier League football to Sky in 1992

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

marktheando posted:

To be more specific on the reason Alan Sugar became Lord Sugar, labour prime minister gordon brown thought it would be a great idea to appoint the man from tv's The Apprentice to be a government 'enterprise champion' in the house of lords.

this really says a lot about late capitalism

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Lt. Danger posted:

I thought he lost his money making lovely computers in the 80s and his wealth is based on manufacturing satellite dishes for Sky, a business arrangement that had nothing to do with his (successful) vote to award broadcast rights for Premier League football to Sky in 1992

Technically not the dishes but the recievers. And his company ended up losing that contract because they couldn't manufacture enough.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Apparently Boris...isn't quite so floppy?:gonk:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1177754813213356032

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Majorian posted:

Apparently Boris...isn't quite so floppy?:gonk:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1177754813213356032

GAH!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

she looks extremely English

not buying she’s an American

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Majorian posted:

Apparently Boris...isn't quite so floppy?:gonk:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1177754813213356032

Boris has so many kids he won't even admit publicly how many kids he has.

Wikipedia says 5 or 6. Boris fucks a lot more than just the poor.

forkboy84 has issued a correction as of 03:24 on Sep 28, 2019

Morter
Jul 1, 2006

:ninja:
Gift for the grind, criminal mind shifty

Swift with the 9 through a 59FIFTY
I'd certainly call them poor.

Poor judges of character.

Gum
Mar 9, 2008

oho, a rapist
time to try this puppy out
https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/1177162214953889792?s=19

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

I've got some bad news about those history books.

(Never read a British history book, but if they're anything like American ones...)

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Morter posted:

I'd certainly call them poor.

Poor judges of character.

A savage insult, by British standards.:wotwot:

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

foobardog posted:

I've got some bad news about those history books.

(Never read a British history book, but if they're anything like American ones...)

they (still) have a statue of loving oliver cromwell up what do you think their books are like lol

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
I bet he and trump have hosed the same hooker(s)

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



this is brexit

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Majorian posted:

Apparently Boris...isn't quite so floppy?:gonk:
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1177754813213356032

Well she's... Got a bad taste in men.


And, I'm sorry, I'm not one to talk, I'm sure everyone could and does say stuff about my physical appearance, she has got a forehead that could not just launch a thousand ships, but sink them, too.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJn029waQkc

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

The console wars have a dark legacy

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
brexit

https://twitter.com/shaldonangler/status/1177672509841399809

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
People actually have sex with boris johnson. People look at boris johnson, boris johnson and say to themselves, yes, that boris johnson is an attractive man who i believe i would enjoy doing a sexual intercourse with. Boris johnson

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

the honey trap of an American socialite takes down another British aristocrat

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Angepain posted:

People actually have sex with boris johnson. People look at boris johnson, boris johnson and say to themselves, yes, that boris johnson is an attractive man who i believe i would enjoy doing a sexual intercourse with. Boris johnson

they don't do it because they're attracted to him.

everything is about sex, except sex, which is about brexit.

also,



is this number 3? he looks so happy about it

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Angepain posted:

People actually have sex with boris johnson. People look at boris johnson, boris johnson and say to themselves, yes, that boris johnson is an attractive man who i believe i would enjoy doing a sexual intercourse with. Boris johnson

He's a member of the British upper class who is into adult women that are not related to him by blood. That combination of traits is very rare in Britain, which probably helps Boris looks like an exotic adventure to the Englishers.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Angepain posted:

People actually have sex with boris johnson. People look at boris johnson, boris johnson and say to themselves, yes, that boris johnson is an attractive man who i believe i would enjoy doing a sexual intercourse with. Boris johnson

are

are you telling me that people can be attracted to power over looks?

waht thef fucckn

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