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Mailer posted:I don't think the crobbler could handle The Expanse. It's space, but somehow doesn't map back to WW2 dogfighting. A truly impossible creation. Its the only way i can feel superior to those around me. I just tell them about my legatus pack and watch them bow down and worship the size of my wad. ed: Cpt. Richard taxxe 
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Jason Sextro posted:Star Citizen is good, confirm/deny? Abort/Fail
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Thoatse posted:I think :cig: might be developmentally challenged That's what they want you to think. I think.
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Agony Aunt posted:Deep Thought 2. I hope they chose the meringue option this time.
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Where is that little, square, troll-looking guy who was always saluting in pictures?
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Where is that little, square, troll-looking guy who was always saluting in pictures? You mean ShapCap? He's probably busy lubeing himself up in preparation for Citizen con.
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Agony Aunt posted:You mean ShapCap?   
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Why would anyone want to explore boring procedural caves in a broke rear end piece of poo poo like SC when Deep Rock Galactic exists? This is the problem with trying to make your game do everything, none of the features are going to be particularly deep, innovative, distinct, or fun. Hmmmm, one game has a noticeable feel/style and lets my friends and I shoot hordes of bugs as a team of drunk space dwarves, the other has empty voids of nothing, bland milsperm graphics, and if I fire my gun at someone I'll noclip into the sun. Which one is more fun? I know Kitchen Nightmares is reality TV and should not be taken as fact, but I love that garbage and one of the running themes to a lot of bad restaurants is bland food from having gargantuan menus. Oh yeah, we serve EVERYTHING but none of it is particularly good and our restaurant is right next to a bunch of places that serve much better versions of the same stuff for a similar price. Whhhhy are we going out of business?? Elderbean fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Sep 28, 2019 |
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Colostomy Bag posted:Thanks for inserting the imagery of Roberts kickstarting a restaurant. BDRE
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Agony Aunt posted:I just tell them about my legatus pack
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Scruffpuff posted:BDRE Instead of dollars the stretch goals are based on waistband sizes.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Thanks for inserting the imagery of Roberts kickstarting a restaurant. Legend has it that he got funding for it 20 years ago and he's almost finished making the very first dish of soup, it's selling point is that it has every food item known to man in it, even some that he made from scratch. Legend also has it that the soup isn't even on the menu, and never was.
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h3isenbug posted:Any chance you are going to tell me about your huge legatus pack some day? I want to know every dirty little detail... *whispers* Some of the pixels are green
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LOL, "I have zero investment in SC" "haters" "haters" "haters" "SC is so far beyond ED..." Yes, i really believe he has zero investment in SC.
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Agony Aunt posted:LOL, "I have zero investment in SC" You can tell what the cult are scared of, or worried about, by what they project onto ED. From this we can tell this Cultist is worried that ED is actually released whereas SC is not, that ED is finished and actually playable in a way the game he loves is not, and that he's scared by the eternal alpha. So he retreats to saying no, ED is unfinished, SC is actually released, etc etc.
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What does “cinematic realism” mean? Aren’t those two different things?
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chaosapiant posted:What does “cinematic realism” mean? Aren’t those two different things? "No, no, camera left! Camera left!"
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chaosapiant posted:What does “cinematic realism” mean? Aren’t those two different things? Space bulldozers.
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Loxbourne posted:You can tell what the cult are scared of, or worried about, by what they project onto ED. From this we can tell this Cultist is worried that ED is actually released whereas SC is not, that ED is finished and actually playable in a way the game he loves is not, and that he's scared by the eternal alpha. So he retreats to saying no, ED is unfinished, SC is actually released, etc etc. There is a very simple way to confront that kind of rationalization with reality: Point out that Elite has had full on game critics reviews on launch, the ones that are done to a released product, whereas SC has none.
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Colostomy Bag posted:Instead of dollars the stretch goals are based on waistband sizes. Stretchmarks
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Thom12255 posted:Is there an article/post somewhere that discusses the behind the scenes of the announcement of SC back in 2012? Inside the Troubled Development of Star Citizen That's the front-facing version (It's a fantastic series of installments). I'm sure someone can dig up what happened behind the scenes. quote:To build this prototype, he would need people and a game engine. “I didn’t want to build a game engine from scratch,” Roberts said. “I did that for all my old games, but it just takes time. It can have all these cool features and maybe it's 5% better than the current state of the art engine, but then I've lost two years in doing it.”
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Hi there my name is Chris Knoppers, I want to kickstart my participation at the olympic winter games in the disciplines ski jumping and half-pipe for the state of Vanuatu. Since winter sports are quite neglected in Vanuatu this will be an easy win. You may also remember, that I once sucessfully steered a bobsled down an ice track. To train i will buy a giant ski jumping ramp which I will then modify to also include a half-pipe, a corkscrew and a looping. You will see that this amazing poo poo has never been done before. The more attachments i can add to my ramp, the faster i can train. Since snow is really easy to produce we will add that last. To convince you here is a video of me winning 3 gold medals (done by PieTec, they are Germans so what could possibly go wrong). edit: Oh i almost forgot. If my rival David Raven approaches you to crowdfund his curling team...then stay frosty. BumbleOne fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Sep 29, 2019 |
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Mailer posted:Why is Agony Aunt out drinking with cultists? Surely you don’t expect him to hang out with them and NOT drink.
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:Surely you don’t expect him to hang out with them and NOT drink. 
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Sean Murray constantly said "Yes" to every idea for features, gameplay and possibility in his game = Got reputationally evicerated when he released what he had and has since had to work very hard to repair both his game, and his reputation. To his credit, he has mostly made good on the things he promised and isn't showing any signs of slowdown. This is how you turn things around. Christopher Roberts constantly said "Yes" to every idea for features, gameplay and possibility in his game and even adds what he plagerizes heavily from pretty much every scifi source or ip there is = Is viewed as a golden boy of gaming, constantly defended by the very people he has let down over and over again, has never released a version of SC or S42 beyond broken tech demos of early gameplay portions that frequently have more problems than solutions. To his credit he doesn't have to do anything but absolve himself and continue to sell nonexistant gameplay items and jpegs. He has mostly made nothing useful and isn't showing any signs of changing his ways. This is how you balls things up. This always makes me chuckle.
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Sabreseven posted:Sean Murray constantly said "Yes" to every idea for features, gameplay and possibility in his game = Got reputationally evicerated when he released what he had and has since had to work very hard to repair both his game, and his reputation. To his credit, he has mostly made good on the things he promised and isn't showing any signs of slowdown. This is how you turn things around. Ultimately the difference is that Sean Murray made the mistake of releasing a game and collapsing the waveform. Chris won't make that mistake.
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chaosapiant posted:What does “cinematic realism” mean? Aren’t those two different things? Most movies are crap, therefore SC is going to be cinematically realist.
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MedicineHut posted:There is a very simple way to confront that kind of rationalization with reality: Point out that Elite has had full on game critics reviews on launch, the ones that are done to a released product, whereas SC has none. Yeah, i've used this approach with them before. If they want to claim its released then they can't hide behind the ITS ALPHA shield. Let the critics review it as a released game then.
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Agony Aunt posted:You mean ShapCap? no no this guy  
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his nibs posted:no no this guy Yeah that's who I was talking about. Literal human troll.
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Let me remind you to call your parents instead of sending unsolicited pics of your legatus pack to women.
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MedicineHut posted:I-Novae devs (recently launched Infinity Battlescape) discuss in their Discord about Star Citizen: Another brief mention here : https://youtu.be/JMA9d_oblkk?t=6128
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The Rabbi T. White posted:Yeah that's who I was talking about. Hmm.. i don't think its a good thing to have a bash at people simply for their appearances. I'm pretty sure if we had a rogues gallery of people in this thread, we could take the piss out of their appearances, but it wouldn't be nice. Its fair enough to take the piss out of people of the things they say and do, but let's not have a go at people for how they look. (unless they dress up as bunny man!). I mean, really, its not that good we take the piss out of Ben for his size, although that depends on how much of it is self-induced and how much of it is a medical condition. Regardless of which it is, he clearly now has a serious medical condition and probably doesn't have long left to live.
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