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poo poo seems too long to be legit
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 15:40 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 08:23 |
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And too stupid. No, scratch that. Sounds exactly stupid enough to be legit.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 15:48 |
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Grandpa Palps falls into Sarlac.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 16:15 |
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High Lord Elbow posted:And too stupid. No, scratch that. Sounds exactly stupid enough to be legit. Based on the fact that the leaks from the prior two films have sounded immeasurably stupid ahead of time and then turned out to be sometimes a more lenient and forgiving description of events than what actually happens, I think it might not be stupid enough.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 16:37 |
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It sounds like a complete ripoff of ROTJ which means it’s probably 100% true.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 16:41 |
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lmao at wiping threepio's memory permanently then finding a transferable copy like 15 minutes later
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:00 |
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R2 randomly keeps backups of his boyfriend's personality Kylo shows up for the final battle to immediately die Rose has vanished into the ether
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:08 |
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Boxman posted:https://twitter.com/vengefulwalnut/status/1178030671215771648?s=21 No, galaxys edge is canon. you cannot truly appreciate the sequel trilogy without spending thousands of dollars at the star wars land but also that's almost certainly an Easter Egg.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 17:14 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It sounds like a complete ripoff of ROTJ which means it’s probably 100% true. Meh, a fake leak would also have gone that route because it's the obvious thing to expect from Abrams.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 18:33 |
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the only thing I dont' believe is that there wouldn't be yet another lightsaber duel between young sidious and rey/ben
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 19:36 |
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People will be shocked when George Clooney shows up.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 19:47 |
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So the movie is fifteen hours long
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 20:36 |
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It will be broken down into a trilogy Star Wars Episode IX: Chapter 1 Star Wars Episode IX: Part 2 Star Wars Episode IX: The Finale
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 21:03 |
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R. Guyovich posted:lmao at wiping threepio's memory permanently then finding a transferable copy like 15 minutes later Cripes, they have cloud tech and stuff. Probably some Lando kickstarter.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 22:09 |
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The Cameo posted:Based on the fact that the leaks from the prior two films have sounded immeasurably stupid ahead of time and then turned out to be sometimes a more lenient and forgiving description of events than what actually happens, I think it might not be stupid enough. On the flip side there were a lot of moments in TLJ that were leaked that sounded completely ridiculous as spoiler text but made a little bit more sense in the movie, like Yoda's ghost and Rose blowing herself up to stop Finn.
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:12 |
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Basically, the issue with these text-dump plot leaks is that they lack a John Williams score
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:45 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:It will be broken down into a trilogy
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# ? Sep 29, 2019 23:57 |
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Right. There was so much denial with the other leaks because there's "no way" this is gonna be "that" stupid. This will be "that" stupid.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 00:04 |
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Cross-Section posted:Basically, the issue with these text-dump plot leaks is that they lack a John Williams score John Williams commands the orchestra with a light saber pieced together from random parts.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 01:17 |
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These are all dumb enough to be JJ but everyone knows the only truly successful character in this whole dumb trilogy is Kylo and him getting unceremoniously Boba Fett'd feels a lot like a tell it's spoilers + fan fic. Plus they just bounce around and meet people like it's a fuckin' tabletop roleplaying game and you'd need way more time than that unless everything is shot walk and talk Sorkin style oh god i've put it out there it's real now
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:07 |
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What is it with all these "we need to kill the head
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 02:53 |
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I like the part where both Chewie and C-3P0 “die” and then end up being okay within like a 10 minutes of each other
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 04:15 |
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And... I think I'm going to vacate this thread for a while, at least until the movie premieres.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 04:33 |
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:ACT III
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 04:57 |
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Milkfred E. Moore posted:The End. yea because it's all a bullshit fanfic and this is the CYA disclaimer literally none of this sounds believable
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 06:43 |
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where was this posted I would like to annoy the gently caress out of / trigger the content creator of this lovely fanfic
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 06:44 |
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literally reminds me of that X-Files episode "Jose Chung's 'From Outer Space'," the one with Jessie Ventura -- most specifically the part where the dude with aspergers writes his TRUE LIFE ABDUCTION story in movie script format...
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 06:48 |
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Cross-Section posted:Basically, the issue with these text-dump plot leaks is that they lack a John Williams score https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/BLq-uJuH18LoSGvzk8Ia
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 07:44 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 07:47 |
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Preston Waters posted:yea because it's all a bullshit fanfic and this is the CYA disclaimer Some of the stuff like Kylo Ren falling into a pit was mentioned in two different sources though which makes me worried that it's actually real.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 08:22 |
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Captain Jesus posted:Some of the stuff like Kylo Ren falling into a pit was mentioned in two different sources though which makes me worried that it's actually real. Maybe he just saw Ed Boon’s face appear and he wants to fight Smoke?
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 08:23 |
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When Alibaba Pictures purchases Disney, they will make an Alibaba Plus show called "The Knight" involving a masked figure who climbs out of a pit that looks an awful lot like Kylo Ren. It won't be Kylo Ren because then they would owe Bob Iger III royalties for the character, but it'll be fairly obvious to true fans about who he is supposed to be...
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 08:41 |
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https://twitter.com/youreysmeup/status/1178344073385541632?s=21
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 11:24 |
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quote:R2 reveals that he has a backup of C-3PO’s memories in his archives and is able to restore the droid to a mostly whole state. My sources believe this backup memory to have been created sometime around the time of The Force Awakens. It’s an older C-3PO, but it’s better than no 3PO at all. Lucky C-3PO gets to pretend that TLJ never happened.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 13:28 |
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That recent “”””leak”””” is pretty bad and way too close to ROTJ
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 13:30 |
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I hope it’s extremely real and the film really does end with CGI Carrie Fisher beating the emperor because gently caress the new characters lol.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 15:22 |
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I hope it’s extremely real and the film really does end with CGI Carrie Fisher beating the emperor because gently caress the new characters lol. It's basically Gohan vs Cell except instead of ghost Goku we have Ghost Luke & Leia.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 15:32 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:It's basically Gohan vs Cell except instead of ghost Goku we have Ghost Luke & Leia. So what you're saying is that Ryan Johnson's trilogy will resurrect Luke and sideline Rey?
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 15:48 |
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wdarkk posted:So what you're saying is that Ryan Johnson's trilogy will resurrect Luke and sideline Rey? Not seeing the downside here
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 16:45 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 08:23 |
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Preston Waters posted:yea because it's all a bullshit fanfic and this is the CYA disclaimer The general beats are pretty close to a less detailed synopsis that came out maybe a month before, but of course it's possible that this one is just building on that.
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# ? Sep 30, 2019 16:53 |