Newspaper Spider-Man: ARRGH! She said the N-WORD!

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Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

In the early days of the comic Spidey would do poo poo like stuff the costume full of webs to make it look like someone's in there, and that still makes more sense than whatever's going on here.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:01

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:29

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The gif is almost as amazing and Petey's incredibly stupid plan to fake Spider-Man being there. The best part is that clearly this is not the first time he's done this, MJ doesn't even blink.
I kinda wish it had been Daredevil in the Spidey-suit just so Natasha could do,"Hang on.... I recognize that butt.... :thunk:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 01:45

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

Actualy it's Iron Fist disguised as Daredevil disguised as Spider-man disguised as Peter Parker disguised as Iron Fist...

# ? Sep 27, 2019 03:01

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

David D. Davidson posted:

Actualy it's Iron Fist disguised as Daredevil disguised as Spider-man disguised as Peter Parker disguised as Iron Fist...

Black Widow: Blast! Fisted again!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 03:57

The Lobotomy Kid: Aug 27, 2011; and act like a nut.

If/when the Spider-Man dummy is decapitated in a zip line accident Peter will have some explaining to do.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 11:23

Malachite_Dragon: Mar 31, 2010; Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Johnny Walker posted:

I needed that laugh, holy poo poo

# ? Sep 27, 2019 13:53

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

David D. Davidson posted:

Actualy it's Iron Fist disguised as Daredevil disguised as Spider-man disguised as Peter Parker disguised as Iron Fist...

It's J. Jonah Jameson disguised as the web-crawling menace in some ridiculously convoluted scheme to prove that he's up to no good!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 14:03

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

"The costume is an alien menace, forcing me to do this!" He rants as they arrest him. Ironically, JJJ really was wearing Venom, but it had died from second hand smoke days ago.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 14:13

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

# ? Sep 27, 2019 17:43

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

With great power comes :10bux:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 18:48

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

Natasha clearly knows that Petey is Spidey and is just loving with MJ:

# ? Sep 27, 2019 19:59

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

MJ shouldn't be worried about Natasha making a play for Spider-Man because he'd destroy the playhouse.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 20:02

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Haifisch posted:

That portrait of Mouthless Aunt May is creepy.

# ? Sep 27, 2019 21:22

Otherkinsey Scale: Jul 17, 2012; Just a little bit of sunshine!

Johnny Walker posted:

We've all been there.

Natasha: I'm not interested in men :wink:

MJ: Well, that could mean anything!

# ? Sep 27, 2019 22:07

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Clearly Natasha learned how to interact with new yorkers by watching Seinfeld and Friends.

"Let's see, my notes say that I must now go to a coffee shop or a diner with her and make the homophobic remark."

# ? Sep 27, 2019 23:09

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

"No one tried to kill me all day! Guess that's the end of that!"

# ? Sep 28, 2019 17:44

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Turns out that the :airquote:

hobgoblin

was just an elaborate ploy for Natasha to get it on with MJ.

# ? Sep 28, 2019 17:52

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Johnny Walker posted:

"No one tried to kill me all day! Guess that's the end of that!"

"For the next few days, where you go, I go."
"Because you're contractually obligated?"
"I'm your stunt double now, yes."

# ? Sep 28, 2019 20:02

Sailor Cat: Aug 28, 2019; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Epicurius posted:

Or he'd just ignore the gun to scream at the staff.

"MISS BRANT! I TOLD YOU I'M NOT TAKING OUTSIDE APPOINTMENTS TODAY! ROBBIE? ARE THE PROOFS DONE YET? WE GO TO PRINT IN TWO HOURS!"

"Look, buddy, I said youse has to come wit' me."

<Waves gunman away with his hand> "AND WHERE'S PARKER? HE HASN'T SHOWN UP FOR DAYS! WHY DO WE EVEN HIRE STRINGERS IF THEY WON'T STRING?"

"You don't understand. I got a gun
That means you do what I say or else I fill you full of lead."

<Jameson gives him a withering stare>

"MISS BRANT! GET ME THE MAYOR'S OFFICE. BEANE MAY NOT TALK TO URICH, BUT HE'LL TALK TO ME, OR MY NAME'S NOT J. JONAH JAMESON. I swear to God, sometimes it seems like I'm the only one who does any work in this office."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnfKvwqiT6M

# ? Sep 29, 2019 04:39

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Sep 29, 2019 05:09

MorningMoon: Dec 29, 2013; He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

# ? Sep 29, 2019 07:52

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Ah, it seems Spider-Man knows the procrastinator's mantra: "Today's the day".

# ? Sep 29, 2019 08:43

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

It's not unusual for the sunday strips to have different colors, but that's a totally different hairstyle.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:09

Kantesu: Apr 21, 2010

And why did the director call her Carol? Did the Sunday crew think it was Carol Danvers or something?

# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:25

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Spidey: Hey Harry THEHOBGOBLINSAYSWHAT
Harry: I beg your pardon?
Spidey: ....drat, he's good.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:30

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

Kantesu posted:

And why did the director call her Carol? Did the Sunday crew think it was Carol Danvers or something?

She's Natasha's stunt double.

# ? Sep 29, 2019 10:57

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

# ? Sep 30, 2019 04:33

Libra: Jan 5, 2011

Has there ever been a run of Spider-Man where he sticks with the wrestling thing? Possibly featuring pro wrestler versions of his standard rogues gallery? I feel like it writes itself.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 05:08

Snackmar: Feb 23, 2005; I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

Libra posted:

Has there ever been a run of Spider-Man where he sticks with the wrestling thing? Possibly featuring pro wrestler versions of his standard rogues gallery? I feel like it writes itself.

Sort of - there's a great old What If where Spider-Man remains an entertainer: (the cape costume from Into the Spider-Verse is referencing this)

Peter ends up doing movies, and eventually he and his bodyguard Daredevil are attacked by a group of writers who are secretly supervillains:

(Gavok could probably offer more context)

Snackmar fucked around with this message at 06:06 on Sep 30, 2019

# ? Sep 30, 2019 06:02

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

The first half of that page is how the MCU/Sony negotiations happen

Daredevil bodyguard included.

# ? Sep 30, 2019 06:58

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Samuringa posted:

The first half of that page is how the MCU/Sony negotiations happen

Daredevil bodyguard included.

Ben Affleck was in the suit, looking bloated and tirex

# ? Sep 30, 2019 11:43

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

davidspackage posted:

Ben Affleck was in the suit, looking bloated and tirex

Man, I hate it when I'm tirex!

# ? Sep 30, 2019 16:18

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

# ? Sep 30, 2019 19:42

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Breaking and entering, threatening and now stalking

# ? Sep 30, 2019 19:59

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

Johnny Walker posted:

Why is refereing to himself in third person? Did he forget that he is Peter Parker?

# ? Sep 30, 2019 21:00

Haifisch: Nov 13, 2010; Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!; Taco Defender

Alhazred posted:

Why is refereing to himself in third person? Did he forget that he is Peter Parker?

Spiderman can't risk himself finding out that Peter Parker...is Spiderman! :monocle:

# ? Sep 30, 2019 21:34

David D. Davidson: Nov 17, 2012; Orca lady?

^Hyphen you hackfraud
And Peter Parker can't risk finding out that Spider-Man is Peter Parker.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 00:40

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

David D. Davidson posted:

^Hyphen you hackfraud
And Peter Parker can't risk finding out that Spider-Man is Peter Parker.

All those times we've seen an illustration of half-Spider-Man, half-Peter Parker it's a depiction of his split personality disorder.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 00:45

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

David D. Davidson posted:

^Hyphen you hackfraud

Peter-Parker?

# ? Oct 1, 2019 02:46

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:29

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

It's hinting at the sudden twist: To throw off Hobgoblin, Spidey is actually Widow in disguise. Widow is played by MJ, and MJ is a surprise cameo from Scarlet Witch.

Peter wasn't told about the plan, and suspects nothing.

# ? Oct 1, 2019 11:21

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