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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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The Bloop posted:

I knew it was coming
I've seen all the parts before
I've read the horngus scungle dillsack thing a dozen times


I still lol'd irl

I mean, it's like the truest the galaxy brain meme has ever been

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

ImpAtom posted:

... No they didn't? Every single numbered FF has been released for consoles. They put out ports of the old games for mobile and had a few spinoffs but no numbered games.

For your benefit, I took the time to compile the thread of posts involved here:


Intoluene posted:

God I hope someone at squeenix remembers that poster when they eventually make Final Fantasy 27.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

It was really optimistic of them to think they could make 13 more video games by then.

Johnny Aztec posted:

They put out several "Numbered" FFs as shovelware mobile games.



Since you seem a bit slow, I'll explain it further. In response to "Ape Has Killed Ape"'s post that is expressing skepticism that Square-Enix could put out 13 more games between today and the time in which that poster is supposed to be,

So, I explained that, due to Square-Enixs mismanagement and incompetence, they pushed out several mobile FF games as numbered entries to pad things out.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006


Oh lord I'm in tears.

https://youtu.be/ygHHSAiQwP8
https://youtu.be/ju8fHfDW69s

These two go in order.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Johnny Aztec posted:

So, I explained that, due to Square-Enixs mismanagement and incompetence, they pushed out several mobile FF games as numbered entries to pad things out.
But the mobile final fantasys aren't numbered

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Not yet.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
I loving love expand dong-style memes



BillyC
Feb 19, 2013

everythin' under heaven is in utter chaos, cloud


Bread Liar

the horngus is stored in the nuttes?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Johnny Aztec posted:

Since you seem a bit slow, I'll explain it further... So, I explained that, due to Square-Enixs mismanagement and incompetence, they pushed out several mobile FF games as numbered entries to pad things out.

Imagine being this arrogant while also being dead wrong. Shut the gently caress up you dork.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/wikimediauk/status/985457035440525312?s=21

I'm sad that the scrungle and the nutte sac aren't real, but for a consolation prize, the fish was first observed by Aristotle on the island of Lesbos. :lol:

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Home of the poet Sappho, who was so much about lady love we named the term after the island.

Which is to say "Her one complete surviving work was about gay ladies, therefore..."

She may have had a husband, but it may have been satire because he was basically named Biggus Dickus.

She may have had a wife or a daughter but we don't know which because she's just called 'darling'.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Elfface posted:

She may have had a husband, but it may have been satire because he was basically named Biggus Dickus

Seriouspost: That's absolutely neither here nor there when it comes to ancient names.

e: Or heck, even mediaeval names.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Seriouspost: That's absolutely neither here nor there when it comes to ancient names.

e: Or heck, even mediaeval names.

Or even my name.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
volume/headphone warning for the last half

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClWvtSh2f-U

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
What’s the origin of this meme?

https://twitter.com/sparknotes/status/1172556030150160384?s=21

I’m asking about the ladies, not Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven if that wasn’t clear.

Montalvo
Sep 3, 2007



Fun Shoe
Those Wario accident videos are nothing compared to the real deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

i lost it at the Gerber baby

and also the fact that the Quaker is farther right

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

Montalvo posted:

Those Wario accident videos are nothing compared to the real deal:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbeC2w-uIEU

holy poo poo i forgot about all these. i bust a gut every time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaDeTV-LLYA

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

Dr Christmas posted:

What’s the origin of this meme?

https://twitter.com/sparknotes/status/1172556030150160384?s=21

I’m asking about the ladies, not Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven if that wasn’t clear.

Me Explaining to My Mom refers to a two-panel image macro series in which an image of Quenlin Blackwell crying and an image of Ms. Juicy from the reality television series Little Women: Atlanta represent the facial expressions of someone attempting to convince their parent of something's importance.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
I just watched all of Community for the first time, and somehow accidentally skipped this episode so I saw it last, but now I finally have seen the source for this .gif



well, that's my story. god bless

Koala Cola
Dec 21, 2005

I am the stone that the builder refused...

Elfface posted:

Home of the poet Sappho, who was so much about lady love we named the term after the island.

Which is to say "Her one complete surviving work was about gay ladies, therefore..."

She may have had a husband, but it may have been satire because he was basically named Biggus Dickus.

She may have had a wife or a daughter but we don't know which because she's just called 'darling'.

Koala Cola has a new favorite as of 00:25 on Nov 19, 2019

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

There is no way anybody who made that could take the Colonel.

e: Except in a cookoff

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

There is no way anybody who made that could take the Colonel.

e: Except in a cookoff

I'd be a lot more worried about the kool-aid guy too

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Milo and POTUS posted:

There is no way anybody who made that could take the Colonel.

e: Except in a cookoff

The colonel is dead so it would be pretty easy.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Burger King'll sneak up on ya

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I will fight the Hamburger Helper glove.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
come to hamburger helper if you want rear end kicking

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Elfface posted:

Home of the poet Sappho, who was so much about lady love we named the term after the island.

Which is to say "Her one complete surviving work was about gay ladies, therefore..."

She may have had a husband, but it may have been satire because he was basically named Biggus Dickus.

She may have had a wife or a daughter but we don't know which because she's just called 'darling'.

Harold, they're lesbians.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



I dunno about this ranking, I feel like Mr. Peanut could gently caress you up with that cane.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

This is very pro click

https://youtu.be/oJ8-nEhYBqE

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Milo and POTUS posted:

There is no way anybody who made that could take the Colonel.

e: Except in a cookoff

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121910/I_Love_You_Colonel_Sanders_A_Finger_Lickin_Good_Dating_Simulator/

Only one way to find out

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

i would absolutely destroy that gerber baby

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


I feel like the Trix Rabbit is a little too far to the left. He certainly wouldn't be a pushover, what with all that manic energy, but at the end of the day he's still a bunny rabbit. If other mascots are considered more ferocious for being tigers and bears, then the same scale has to apply to rabbits.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


I'm assuming that Aunt Jemima is off the scale here.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Mr peanut is about 2 inches tall they is why he’d go down quick

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Powered Descent posted:

I feel like the Trix Rabbit is a little too far to the left. He certainly wouldn't be a pushover, what with all that manic energy, but at the end of the day he's still a bunny rabbit. If other mascots are considered more ferocious for being tigers and bears, then the same scale has to apply to rabbits.

........Yeah...gonna disagree with you here.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Also gotta bring up that you might think you can take the Lucky Charms elf until he brains you with a pillowcase full of purple horseshoes

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

bony tony posted:

Burger King'll sneak up on ya

Nothing can kill the Grimace

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
Kool-Aid Man is known for breaking down brick walls and should be at the top tier.

Chef Boyardee probably has mafia ties that that any challenger would have to consider.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Phy posted:

Nothing can kill the Grimace

You can cut grimace into little pieces and spread them across the globe, he'll melt down and eventually reform.

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