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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Blue Moonlight posted:

Why...why is Jon Arbuckle looking at me like he wants to gently caress me?

I do not consent, Jon.

are you a cup of dog cum?

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Blue Moonlight posted:

Why...why is Jon Arbuckle looking at me like he wants to gently caress me?

I do not consent, Jon.

do you think Jon cares about what you want?

JK Fresco
Jul 5, 2019

uber_stoat posted:

do you think Jon cares about what you want?



Whoah

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

uber_stoat posted:

do you think Jon cares about what you want?



this was considered asking for consent in the 1970s just fyi

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Only at Garfield eats would marinara sauce be an exciting new addition.

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Well it's not like he'll be adding a new location anytime soon

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
okay i'm waiting for all this to be a big borat or bansky satire why is it not why is it not pull up PULL UP!!!

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Finally have a date with a friend to actually grab food from this place, it BETTER not shut down before then


Aaaah who am I kidding this place is gonna be one of torontos oddities for years to come isn't it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Telephones posted:

okay i'm waiting for all this to be a big borat or bansky satire why is it not why is it not pull up PULL UP!!!

it's a Nathan For You bit for sure.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Telephones posted:

okay i'm waiting for all this to be a big borat or bansky satire why is it not why is it not pull up PULL UP!!!

Garfield's Orange Sauce

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Jon Arbuckle Marinara = "we added this because we now understand that everyone really hates the Garfield orange sauce"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I am pretty sure Jon is REAL Italiano and calls marinara "gravy".

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

uber_stoat posted:

it's a Nathan For You bit for sure.

*Nathen

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
why do they keep putting the sauce over the crotch of the characters

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Just wait until Odie's Alfredo

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

there are like 8 pizza places in this neighbourhood and they are all bad!

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Thots and Prayers posted:

Just wait until Odie's Alfredo

I hear Jon loves it.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I'm not OK with this business venture

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
Would that be with the orange sauce, or without?

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Cross-post from Cursed Images inbound:


Do I see new furniture in the restaurant‘s future?

Korthal
May 26, 2011

I need more people talking about actually going there. I don't want to have to commit actually going there in october but drat it I will.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Blue Moonlight posted:

Cross-post from Cursed Images inbound:


Do I see new furniture in the restaurant‘s future?

Foreverial furniturized and loving it.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Korthal posted:

I need more people talking about actually going there. I don't want to have to commit actually going there in october but drat it I will.

a friend and I tried! but it turned out that they're closed on Sundays.

you'd think you'd want to be open so people can go to your (quick mobile) restaurant, but, maybe I don't understand genius

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im glad this is Real Life

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

numberoneposter posted:

im glad this is Real Life

I swear to God we've jumped so many timelines in the past 2 years that this whole restaurant is a corrupt artefact, a toxic byproduct, a slipped stitch in the Pattern; GarfieldEATS should never have happened, God didn't plan this

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Killingyouguy! posted:

GarfieldEATS should never have happened, God didn't plan this

NO GODS OR KINGS, ONLY GARF.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

so i think they sold the "custom wrap with stupid thing on the top" delivery car they used to have because i dont see it around anymore

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

walked by this place, idk, 300 times?

ive never seen a customer inside

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

one time 2 portly redhaired gentlemen with glasses were carrying a box and snickering while typing on their phones, but that's about as close as ive seen anyone get

as i mentioned earlier they dont even seem to generate garbage
i never see any packaging litter

even the homeless shelter across the street completely avoids the place

its cursed

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Garf and rally!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Killingyouguy! posted:

a friend and I tried! but it turned out that they're closed on Sundays.

you'd think you'd want to be open so people can go to your (quick mobile) restaurant, but, maybe I don't understand genius

Regional franchise manager: Claude Wayne D. Robinson

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1179543372496822273

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

They didn't include his acting credit???

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

TYPICALLY RESPONDS IN 1 HOUR.

must be a busy guy

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

btw ive changed my mind about this and now i want NermalEATS

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Looks like someone didn't check to see who owned the @cameo tag.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Can we pay him to record him reading this thread aloud?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Believe me I am SO tempted to get Nathen to shoutout SA ('the internet's largest GarfieldEATS fan community') but that might be way past the line of touching the poop

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
Hypothetically, how could I post a cameo here? For a friend.

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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

he seems happy, let him be happy :)

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