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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

As promised, here's my old dog Hugo Stiglitz rocking the PTIR hat. As expected, it fit like a yarmulke on me.



I also got my Socialist Rifle Association card in the mail today, and I didn't have to use my AK. I gotta say it was a good day.

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Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
I received the hat(s) today.

I wore the hat.


PISS TAPE IS REAL


edit: it fits me like a yarmulke but i don't care

Preston Waters has issued a correction as of 21:03 on Sep 30, 2019

Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
I wore the hat. The piss tape is real.

Fits great. Optional yellow tail.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

This piss tape is tearing us apart Lisa.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

!!!!

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
PISS TAPE HAT IS REAL

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

Last hats shipping out tomorrow.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

papersack posted:

Last hats shipping out tomorrow.

Blessed.

The Atomic Man-Boy
Jul 23, 2007

frankenfreak posted:

That's a rather unusual and unhygienic habit your wife has.

Don’t kink shame.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I got my hat. Thank you for the hat.

The Joe Man
Apr 7, 2007

Flirting With Apathetic Waitresses Since 1984
also got my hat, pisstape bless you, papersack

Blinky13
Apr 24, 2008
Same, thanks very much, papersack. Not a hat person, but this will appear in public sometime soon in spite of my hair's objection.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Same, hat is in its new home

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Goon bless, hat is good

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

piss to you all

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Piss be with you

Pepperoneedy
Apr 27, 2007

Rockin' it



Got my hat the other day, many thanks papersack

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
Wearing my hat, Bless You, poopsock

This one is not a piss tape hat, just a normal one

Teal
Feb 25, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
hey guys just checking in to ask; is it still real?

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Teal posted:

hey guys just checking in to ask; is it still real?

It's exponentially more real each passing moment

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme


real real real real
piss tape is real

https://youtu.be/tlCC1XojRzM

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

New realfeel pisstape!

:pisstape::trumpsmug:

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
code:
$ cat access.log | grep tpt_1080.mp4 | sed s'/ .*//g' | sort -nr | uniq -c | sort | wc -l
90072
That's 90k crack 'n pings! We are nearly at fledgling YouTube video status!

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




why are you using sed

edit: i mean why do you need to cut everything after the first space

Studio
Jan 15, 2008



I got the hat. It's a good hat.

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Delaying a flight by refusing to put my phone on airplane mode until everyone seated in my row watches the piss tape.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


net work error posted:

Delaying a flight by refusing to put my phone on airplane mode until everyone seated in my row watches the piss tape.

now that’s what i call praxis

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

net work error posted:

Delaying a flight by refusing to put my phone on airplane mode until everyone seated in my row watches the piss tape.

I didn't believe the great man view of history until this day

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Pardot posted:

why are you using sed

edit: i mean why do you need to cut everything after the first space

he's counting distinct ip addresses

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


net work error posted:

Delaying a flight by refusing to put my phone on airplane mode until everyone seated in my row watches the piss tape.

a true american hero

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Duscat posted:

he's counting distinct ip addresses

are there any addresses that have just watched it over and over and over

besides Ashley, of course

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Someone make a Wallpaper Engine pisstape please.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

FuturePastNow posted:

are there any addresses that have just watched it over and over and over

besides Ashley, of course
Top 3 by requests for tpt_1080.mp4
1782 - South Dakota - Midcontinent Communications
1641 - New York - Optimum Online (Cablevision Systems)
1431 - Brazil - Telefônica Brasil (Vivo)

This stat is practically worthless, hilariously bad.

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop
A single executive who works for Midcontinent Communications has gotten distracted from overseeing the internet backbone, and has watched the piss tape 1782 times now

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
the micturation mp4 is real

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
you can't cut back on piss! you will regret this!

dream9!bed!!
Jan 9, 2019

by VideoGames
I Want To Believe
Piss Tape Is Real

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Max Walrus
Jan 21, 2004
I hope I can change this later
“Gather 'round grandchildren... Let me tell you about the events that led to World War III.

It all started in 2013 with a piss tape”

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