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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Houthis are gonna accidentally build a rocket to Mars and beat Elon Musk or whoever

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
yemen civil war ends after houthi rebels redirect an asteroid to strike riyadh

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Saudi invasion of Yemen ends after perfidious Houthis disguise a bomb as a hot woman and MBS gets blown up trying to flirt with it

Thompsons
Aug 28, 2008

Ask me about onklunk extraction.
Houthis strike back in Operation God is Dead

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Huh, well at least I understand why the media is so obsessed with Khashoggi now

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Thompsons posted:

Houthis strike back in Operation God is Dead

kevin sorbo martyrs himself in the siege of riyadh

Squalid
Nov 4, 2008

TrilliontonNixon posted:

Found this (from the American Conservative, I know, I know) which basically shows that everyone except the Saudis (and McCain, lol) knew things would go this way all along. Essentially, despite all the billions of dollars Washington has given to the Saudis, they remain a huge weak link for the US in the region. All the Iranians had to do was prop up some rebels in Yemen and now America's going to have to pull SA's balls out of the fire. It's such a huge gently caress up on so many levels. The US is losing the Middle East to a handful of tribesmen hiding out in the hills. Bin Laden would be proud.

that article even quotes this one from 2015 saying the exact same thing. Lol everything is so dumb.


RandomPauI posted:

I'm inclined to go with the arms control wonk analysis. Iran launched the attacks, the US attacking Iran in response would be a bad idea, the only appropriate response would be for the US to return to the JCPA and negotiate with Iran more even if it also means "bribing" them.

revoking sanctions and getting back on the JCPA has always been the correct decision for the US from any standpoint.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Someone post a CK2 map with Yemen controlling the entire middle East

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Houthis are going to end up capturing a bunch of secret nukes the Saudis bought and it's gunna be really funny

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
So this is how Iran gets the nuke. Very cool. I wish them well.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RU6bDNOIlmw
thinking about that remainder

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

wanna smoke shisha with that songwriter

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Next year we'll see Saudi shock troops dropping into Yemen in power armor and still getting routed by a bunch of 16 year olds with bottle rockets.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

getting strong coyote/roadrunner vibes

the houthis disappear into a tunnel clearly painted onto a cliff face, an mrap crashes into it and explodes

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO
May 8, 2006
Optimistic to assume the House of Saud is still in charge in a year

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

Optimistic to assume the House of Saud is still in charge in a year

Lol we all joke about it but there's actually a real possibility that the Sauds have nukes now, thanks to Kushner

Sleep tight

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Feldegast42 posted:

Lol we all joke about it but there's actually a real possibility that the Sauds have nukes now, thanks to Kushner

Sleep tight

Excited to have the Houtis carry off all the Saudi's nukes.

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:

Optimistic to assume the House of Saud is still in charge in a year

I think in this particular case it would be pessimism.

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Feldegast42 posted:

Lol we all joke about it but there's actually a real possibility that the Sauds have nukes now, thanks to Kushner

Sleep tight

Lmao Saudis are gonna try to nuke Yemen but the houthis are just gonna use a giant trampoline to bounce the missile back towards Riyadh

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

i say swears online posted:

getting strong coyote/roadrunner vibes

the houthis disappear into a tunnel clearly painted onto a cliff face, an mrap crashes into it and explodes


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

:allears:

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

lmao

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Be very very quiet. I'm hunting rebels.

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

I forget, when did they drop the facade that they didn't do it?

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
I took a wrong turn at Al-buquerque

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack
:laugh:

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The war's still bad and all but I have to say that I'm eagerly anticipating Saudi Arabia's next brutal self-own.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I took a wrong turn at Al-buquerque

lol

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:

I took a wrong turn at Al-buquerque



lol

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Dreylad posted:

I forget, when did they drop the facade that they didn't do it?

When they realized that nobody was going to punish them for it.

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice


edit:

Iran gives Houthi rebels technical guidance on establishing a drone program

Captain Billy Pissboy has issued a correction as of 22:09 on Sep 30, 2019

GoLambo
Apr 11, 2006

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/charliearchy/status/1178754357359071232

loving pathetic

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

Captain Billy Pissboy posted:


Crown Prince MBS plotting the Saudi response to the latest Houthi attack

:emptyquote:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

GOD FINE IM SORRY I DID IT

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

oh god does KSA really have nukes?!

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Jel Shaker posted:

oh god does KSA really have nukes?!

probably not

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Smirking_Serpent posted:

Houthis are gonna accidentally build a rocket to Mars and beat Elon Musk or whoever
Houthis in space

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Jel Shaker posted:

oh god does KSA really have nukes?!

no. but they could easily get them thanks to their relationship with pakistan. they basically helped to fund the pakistani nuke program. they need only ask and i'm sure pakistan would be happy to sell them a couple and ship them over.

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