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The Deleter
May 22, 2010

Sanitary Naptime posted:



This is a thing for all Correct food opinion havers to be aware of

I think I've had one of these before. I don't believe these are a patch on jaffas but it was a long time ago.

Sanitary Naptime posted:

I’ve been hard since 2017

It's probably too late to see a doctor then!

E: oh gently caress, snipe. Uh, Lou Bega sang Mambo No. 5, which has not aged very well in the twenty years since its release!

The Deleter fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Oct 1, 2019

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Archaeology Hat posted:

It's all anecdotal but I feel like my much younger brother's peer group are both much more political and much more left wing than I or my peer group were in uni.
I think a lot of young people were potentially left wing when I was 18 but either lacked the language to reify it (always against 'social norms' or 'the system' rather than 'capitalism') or they were the type of Blunkettist piss left that believed that paradise was just one more prohibition away and does anybody really need a grapefruit spoon or they were openly reacting against that and either smoked a lot of pot and didn't vote or probably write for Spiked Online now.

Social media, for all its ills, seems to have dragged a bunch of people who might be like that through their own contradictions.

Also Lou should release Mambos № 1 thru 4, where are the files!?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Sanitary Naptime posted:

I’m going to read “tomorrow” here as “the 2nd of October”, and then I’m going to use my editorial powers to ensure that the 2nd of October doesn’t end until the House of Podliament ceases to sit by using the Lords time machine.

So, what I’m saying is, happy birthday, but with technicalities. :colbert:

I appreciate deeply your commitment to technicalities, and I further appreciate that you know what the word "tomorrow" means, my birthday is the 2nd goons!!! But I shall accept all the wellwishes directed to today nonetheless :D

(Seriously omg so many people being so sweet thank you all! :blush:)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

"Tomorrow" is a fluid term because from my perspective it happens at pretty arbitrary times of the day.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReIAna459sg

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Guavanaut posted:

Also Lou should release Mambos № 1 thru 4, where are the files!?
Technically written by Cuban bandleader Dámaso Pérez Prado, much like the original Mambo No. 5! (before Lou Bega nicked its riffs for a poo poo song)

couldn't find recordings of 1,3,4, but still...

Mambo No. 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JNq9FCfXNA

Original Mambo No. 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuvJ7zG9LI

Mambo No. 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Qnsk56_g4

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

Also Lou should release Mambos № 1 thru 4, where are the files!?

The other four Mambos must not be played. The first one summons locusts, the second one turns water to blood, we never found where the test subjects we got to play the third one went, and the fourth one's just kind of sucks.

Alternatively, what CGI Stardust just posted :v:

Cluncho McChunk
Aug 16, 2010

An informational void capable only of creating noise

Guavanaut, can you update my CLP in the OP? I'm now in Bury St Edmunds CLP, not West Suffolk. Thanks!

Welcome to October, the brexit month. Unless it turns out it isn't.

I'm also gonna wish Ms. A an early happy birthday as I'll probably be too far behind reading this thread to post in it tomorrow!

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you

The Deleter posted:

E: oh gently caress, snipe. Uh, Lou Bega sang Mambo No. 5, which has not aged very well in the ten years since its release!

Hello person from 2009 and can you please get word out to your contemporaries so the horrors of the next ten years can be avoided?

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

Pesmerga posted:

Hello person from 2009 and can you please get word out to your contemporaries so the horrors of the next ten years can be avoided?

I think I was in sixth form being a unthinkingly awful shithead in 2009 so if you told me any of this was happening I probably wouldn't have believed you.

Also Happy Birthday Mrs. A!!! May you continue to be a very cool trans horned hellgod for many more years.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

CGI Stardust posted:

Technically written by Cuban bandleader Dámaso Pérez Prado, much like the original Mambo No. 5! (before Lou Bega nicked its riffs for a poo poo song)

couldn't find recordings of 1,3,4, but still...

Mambo No. 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JNq9FCfXNA

Original Mambo No. 5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKuvJ7zG9LI

Mambo No. 8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-Qnsk56_g4

Mambo number 6 is actually the prequel to the movie sunshine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R11SC3Pb-s

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cluncho McChunk posted:

Guavanaut, can you update my CLP in the OP?
done :)

The Deleter posted:

the second one turns water to blood
That sounds really medically useful but I keep playing it and it's not working. (Thanks for posting them CGI Stardust).

e: ^^^ :discourse: lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The seqel to the film sunshine is, of course, lenny kravitz' fly away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8t-iFr9q1I8

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


OwlFancier posted:

Mambo number 6 is actually the prequel to the movie sunshine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R11SC3Pb-s

There’s an Instant Regret video for every conversation, isn’t there.

E: Goon Meet in Glasgow :siren: THIS SATURDAY :siren:

Meeting at the Counting House between 12/1 and we’ll go somewhere better after we’re all there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sanitary Naptime posted:

There’s an Instant Regret video for every conversation, isn’t there.

The instant regret playlist is more effective than antidepressants tbh.

On that note, the labour party should remake vine but nationalize it.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Like Mr. Kravitz, I too want to get fuckin high and eat the sun (with you)

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


OwlFancier posted:

The instant regret playlist is more effective than antidepressants tbh.

On that note, the labour party should remake vine but nationalize it.

It really is. The memes of my dreams.

Nationalise tiktok and make it just this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdPBB9Z_cs

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Sanitary Naptime posted:

It really is. The memes of my dreams.

Nationalise tiktok and make it just this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TdPBB9Z_cs

Yes, but replace the music with mister sandman man me a sand.

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
There's only one mambo that matters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6oMNKVQ84w

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The curtain opens on Conservative Conference Two Thousand and Nineteen, it is MP Sir Desmond Swayne smeared in boot polish.

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is Sambo Number Five! this used to be perfectly acceptable they had it on the BBC im not racist"

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.
Relevant to UKMT: yesterday, in one of those "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" kinda quiz shows on prime time TV in Italy, this happened.

The definition is "They led the Russian revolution". Insted of giving the obvious answer, this genius answered Brigate Rosse :doh:

In case you need a quick refresher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Brigades

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

OwlFancier posted:

It's the revolution that's supposed to be permanent not your priapism.

But thankfully neither of them will be televised.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

That Italian Guy posted:

Relevant to UKMT: yesterday, in one of those "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" kinda quiz shows on prime time TV in Italy, this happened.

The definition is "They led the Russian revolution". Insted of giving the obvious answer, this genius answered Brigate Rosse :doh:

In case you need a quick refresher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Brigades

Noted Russians Renato, Mara and Alberto.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Devastated that I didn't even make the list of 10 shitpostiest shitposters for September. Efforts must be increased.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
That thread title though :vince:

Yes, I could have put this in the last post but these are the kind of moves you need to make when your reputation is on the line.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


That Italian Guy posted:

Relevant to UKMT: yesterday, in one of those "Who Wants to be a Millionaire" kinda quiz shows on prime time TV in Italy, this happened.

The definition is "They led the Russian revolution". Insted of giving the obvious answer, this genius answered Brigate Rosse :doh:

In case you need a quick refresher: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Brigades

That little box in Private Eye with terrible answers from quiz shows is maybe the best part of the magazine

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The TERFs have now managed to logic themselves into a genius position where if you are a male and are not actively transphobic and RTing TERF takes at all times then you are not only anti woman but on the dangerous path to becoming a bearded trans trying to poke your peen into true natal lesbians.


It's mostly reminded me that I need to trim my beard.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Happy Birthday MsA, you're one of the all time greats :toot:

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

The TERFs have now managed to logic themselves into a genius position where if you are a male and are not actively transphobic and RTing TERF takes at all times then you are not only anti woman but on the dangerous path to becoming a bearded trans trying to poke your peen into true natal lesbians.


It's mostly reminded me that I need to trim my beard.

jesus christ I think I developed further mental illness just from reading this chart

Archaeology Hat
Aug 10, 2009
Why is one of the anti-terf dudes in that image Amish?

That Italian Guy
Jul 25, 2012

We need the equivalent of the shrimp = small pastry avatar, but for ambulances and their mysteries now.

Archaeology Hat posted:

Why is one of the anti-terf dudes in that image Amish?

Cause Amish people are nice, duh.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
TERFism is a mental illness

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






The establishment continues to be dragged leftwards: here’s the Chief Justice of Delaware (the most business-friendly court in the US) arguing for worker representation committees (it fallls short of EU style coderermination) on boards as part of a general realignment of capitalism to be better for workers: https://www.law.nyu.edu/sites/default/files/Fair%20and%20Sustainable%20Capitalism%20Proposal%20-%20White%20Paper_09.26.19%20FINAL.pdf

E: He also proposes a Tobin tax and closing the tax loophole on carried interest and making it easier for unions to form, this is nuts coming from the Delaware court.

NYU law school is running a symposium on all this: https://www.law.nyu.edu/centers/icgf/events/new-deal-new-century/papers

Beefeater1980 fucked around with this message at 11:03 on Oct 1, 2019

an_mutt
Sep 29, 2010

I was,
I am,
and I remain a soldier!

Sworn to dedicate my heart and soul to the restoration of human kind!

Tag yourself I'm Mr Nice.

Also the 'Mx Blatant' is so loving telling, the mask really slipping on how gross TERFs can be.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Uh so are TERFs proudly self-labelling as TERFs now?

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010
TERFS are literally allying themselves with conservatives who previously hated feminism, because both share a common goal of being transphobic as gently caress

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

jesus christ I think I developed further mental illness just from reading this chart
My favorite bit is how the guys saying "trans women are women" don't really believe it and are just being 'nice guys', it's like saying that every white anti-racist must secretly have a collection of African skulls in their basement that they enjoy measuring.

Also notably missing from the list: a cis woman.

e: ^^ And the conservatives have openly admitted that the minute that they 'win' on trans and gender issues they're going after LGB people.

floofyscorp
Feb 12, 2007

Guavanaut posted:

Also notably missing from the list: a cis woman.

They call us 'handmaidens' when they manage to acknowledge us at all.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

floofyscorp posted:

They call us 'handmaidens' when they manage to acknowledge us at all.

lol


wen u def. respect women

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

The TERFs have now managed to logic themselves into a genius position where if you are a male and are not actively transphobic and RTing TERF takes at all times then you are not only anti woman but on the dangerous path to becoming a bearded trans trying to poke your peen into true natal lesbians.


It's mostly reminded me that I need to trim my beard.

My beard is bigger than all of them.

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