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When Should Crazy Cloud be freed?
This poll is closed.
TODAY 238 25.21%
NOW 152 16.10%
YESTERDAY 207 21.93%
TIME DOESN'T EXIST 347 36.76%
Total: 641 votes
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Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1179116028321763330?s=19

d u t c h e s s

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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

tenderjerk posted:

Nick mullen is the funny one on cumtwon

hes my favorite one on parks and recs

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



if you want to shoot someone and not have it investigated, say it was a hunting accident or that they mysteriously got ahold of your back seat glock with the 1.5lb trigger kit and a round chambered and somehow shot themselves

then, the GoFundMe

euphronius posted:

oh yeah

aiming and pulling the trigger is attempted murder just by itself

if the gun misfired or you miss or whatever

25 years

the next thing I say is, "if you're still interested, talk to somebody who is certified to teach CCW because I definitely am not and am only telling you some relevant legal statues" lol

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

UFOTacoMan posted:

OK but what about this...say your are an executioner and you have to do your job but you accidentally execute the wrong person due to no negligence of your own?

you’d be immune from a suit due to being a state actor

state may be subject to a suit depending if they have made itself liable

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:



I might have to go to this to get kicked out

so a right winger versus a right winger

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

smarxist posted:

lol the whole Joker movie is self-insert fantasy

https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1179111358052352001

can't believe the libs ruined hangover 3

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Everytime I hear about an accidental gun death in a home and there's not a 100% clear cut freak accident description provided I just assume someone is covering up a suicide, murder, or negligence that might as well be murder.

having an unsecured firearm in a house with children is deffo negligence

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



welcome to the shadow vault please sign the guestbook before you leave

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Can someone explain this for me?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

phishing is a form of hunting

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:



I might have to go to this to get kicked out

Debates like this are loving useless

You can lose a debate and still be objectively in the right.

Court rooms are the only place where argument results on anything meaningful. The debate me culture is all being played like fiddles by grifters

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Unperson_47 posted:

how about fishing accidents

just ask robert wagner and christopher walken

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Unperson_47 posted:

how about fishing accidents

those usually only happen as a result of NFA reclassifications

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Buck Wildman posted:

welcome to the shadow vault please sign the guestbook before you leave

tprum

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Can someone explain this for me?

no

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

what if someone is accidentally killed in a traffic accident

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

h...how was that not a feature before?????

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

because of different punishments
murder 1 is usually life
murder 2 is 10-20
manslaughter is less than 10

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
a protip for not having a gun accident in your house is to not have a gun

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Remember when they made Hangover 2 and it was the same movie and people were scratching their heads

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

because there's levels of "i wasn't justified but you can at least see how i thought i was" and such that are a completely different intent than say, killing someone on purpose in a robbery

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

its all “homicide”

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

fosborb posted:

h...how was that not a feature before?????

all the government databases are like 100 years old and were probably coded in COBOL

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




tacodaemon posted:

trump's transcendent ability to make poo poo up comes through again


https://mobile.twitter.com/ddale8/status/1179120327101685760

Trump - no wonder they're losing their rear end

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

I accidently shot my straight son in the dick while trying to snuff out 30 to 50 feral wild hogs that were attacking him

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

btw felony murder is complete fascist dog poo poo

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Cool

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





not louisiana paris france new york or rome????

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

Not everyone who kills another person deserves 20+ years in prison. It'd be great if life were black and white that way but it just isn't.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

what if someone is accidentally killed in a traffic accident

thats a hummercide

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TMMadman posted:

Why are there even degrees of killing? Wouldn't it be easier to charge anyone who killed another person with murder and the only acceptable defense is self defense?

if it truly was accidental you don't want to incentivize people to just murder them anyway because a lack of victim testimony means you're more likely to get off

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

CaptainBeefart posted:

Can someone explain this for me?

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/you-know-i-had-to-do-it-to-em

:goonsay:

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Debates like this are loving useless

You can lose a debate and still be objectively in the right.

Court rooms are the only place where argument results on anything meaningful. The debate me culture is all being played like fiddles by grifters

previously on ben sha-pi-roh:

ITS TIME TO D-D-D-DEBATE ME

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

fosborb posted:

h...how was that not a feature before?????

im guessing a log existed but they had to go through some process to view it and this new thing is just a 112 pt font print out sent to trumps desk every morning

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

Basebf555 posted:

Not everyone who kills another person deserves 20+ years in prison. It'd be great if life were black and white that way but it just isn't.

It would suck if life were black and wife

That's how authoritarians think

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

what if someone is accidentally killed in a traffic accident

I meant people actually killing someone, not obvious accidents.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



I wish I had the sort of inspiration it takes to make up as much poo poo as trump does

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Al! posted:

all the government databases are like 100 years old and were probably coded in COBOL

COBOL can still log your god damned credentials and access time in the All Our States Secrets database!!

*crack*

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

unpopular,desperate criminals are really bad presidents

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