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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:this may not be what you're looking for, but have you considered A Song of Mogg and Bojo, by George R. R. Brexit? I still remember when he promised he'd be done by end of the year. I don't remember which year it was though.
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quote:“The EU is not considering this option at all,” a European Commission spokesman said. “We are waiting for the U.K. to come forward with a legally operational solution that meets all the objectives of the backstop.” An Irish government spokesman said it hadn’t been discussed. So which is it
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Technically, the UK is still an EU Government.
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Oct 1, 2019 21:30
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tick tock, lol
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Oct 1, 2019 21:32
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i don't know anything about the eu but i imagine there's some guy there who got hired to stand guard over a big round button marked "BREXIT" and when they're given the go (at last sign that the uk will fail to comprehend what brexit is) to push it. then all the preparations the eu has been making over the past years to ensure that uk is violently separated from the eu will take place at once. sirens blare as the earth quakes and a 40 foot wall is erected around england, wales and northern ireland (scotland has already made a surreptitious agreement via back channels to separate from the uk)
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https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1179138939933921281 isnt it also the first offer? im sure the the eu will agree to these great ?negotiation? conditions poty has issued a correction as of 22:06 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1179141097903316993
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Oct 1, 2019 22:12
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full thing lol https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/1179055943381860352 e: https://twitter.com/ted_pen/status/1179142537988186112
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1994 Toyota Celica posted:having a STEM degree doesn't mean you got an education #shitphilosophymajorssay
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:full thing lol Have you considered not being tory scum?
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Rodatose posted:i don't know anything about the eu but i imagine there's some guy there who got hired to stand guard over a big round button marked "BREXIT" and when they're given the go (at last sign that the uk will fail to comprehend what brexit is) to push it. then all the preparations the eu has been making over the past years to ensure that uk is violently separated from the eu will take place at once. sirens blare as the earth quakes and a 40 foot wall is erected around england, wales and northern ireland (scotland has already made a surreptitious agreement via back channels to separate from the uk) You're joking but that's basically correct, if brexit is no deal then it will organically suck anyway but the EU will actively try to make it worse for a year or two at least because mafia logic, use the UK as a warning to the others. It was fascinating watching Guy Verhofstadt at the Lib Dem speech the other week explictly describe the EU as an imperialist project and all these amoral smooth-brains just clapping like seals at the idea and not even thinking about the countries not currently enveloped by the international empires he listed, like they were just completely dismissed as being non-agentic future colonies, it was the creepiest loving display. Literally burn the EU to the ground and build something better or admit that you love your imperialism as long as it's neoliberal woke.
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Oct 1, 2019 23:33
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Is Jake Gog-upon-Magog PM yet?
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still have to stop what i'm doing every now and again to fully appreciate that chuka umunna has "shadow foreign secretary" in his twitter bio
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Vitamin P posted:You're joking but that's basically correct, if brexit is no deal then it will organically suck anyway but the EU will actively try to make it worse for a year or two at least because mafia logic, use the UK as a warning to the others. you dont think wrongdoing should be punished?
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[quote="Inexplicable Humblebrag" post="498767177"] full thing lol https://twitter.com/EssexCanning/status/1179055943381860352 This is Paul Joseph Watson with a different haircut. Change my mind.
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Vitamin P posted:You're joking but that's basically correct, if brexit is no deal then it will organically suck anyway but the EU will actively try to make it worse for a year or two at least because mafia logic, use the UK as a warning to the others. lol u mad
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poty posted:https://twitter.com/nickeardleybbc/status/1179138939933921281 Isn't this explicitly against Parliament's wishes? So, like... he's doing it, he just broke the law, right? I'm sorry, I'm a bit behind.
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Oct 2, 2019 00:56
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I love a good brexit and this is shaping up to be the best one ever.
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I really really hope someone makes a brexit song based off of The Worst Witch's Halloween song (assuming it still happens 31/10) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6089Z_NgPk
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Rodatose posted:i don't know anything about the eu but i imagine there's some guy there who got hired to stand guard over a big round button marked "BREXIT" and when they're given the go (at last sign that the uk will fail to comprehend what brexit is) to push it. then all the preparations the eu has been making over the past years to ensure that uk is violently separated from the eu will take place at once. sirens blare as the earth quakes and a 40 foot wall is erected around england, wales and northern ireland (scotland has already made a surreptitious agreement via back channels to separate from the uk) Sort of correct, except the Big Red Button was Article 50 and the UK slammed it themselves. The rest of the EU were all "are you sure you want to press the button?" and the UK just mashed the X button through all the cutscenes. Nobody in the EU really wants to see the UK leave, although the last few years of Brexit chaos are changing that. Because the UK is such a powerful member of the EU, the rest of the EU has been bending over backwards to ensure that Brexit is as painless as possible. The violent separation of no-deal isn't some malicious plan by the EU to humiliate the UK - it's the baseline position set out in Article 50, which was completely understood by the Tories when they triggered A50.
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Spooky scary skeletons but all the skellymen are Jacob Rees-Moggs.
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Vitamin P posted:You're joking but that's basically correct, if brexit is no deal then it will organically suck anyway but the EU will actively try to make it worse for a year or two at least because mafia logic, use the UK as a warning to the others. wow the UK is a French colony now, surprising development. sounds rough. today we celebrate... our independence day
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Vox Nihili posted:wow the UK is a French colony now, surprising development. sounds rough. today we celebrate... our independence day *William the Conqueror nods his head sagely*
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Oct 2, 2019 02:51
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 Which one of you is this
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Control Volume posted:
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Control Volume posted:
they mean “man” in the sense of humanity as a general thing
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Oct 2, 2019 03:05
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Being told to gently caress off on the doorstep is actually pretty helpful, saves you from wasting time.
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skyrim references too real lookin for these oblivion-mod-faced tory n'wahs
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Ayn Randi posted:skyrim references too real lookin for these oblivion-mod-faced tory n'wahs I don't know, he looks like a milk-drinker to me.
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brexit https://twitter.com/PeterRNeumann/status/1179268570007658496 https://twitter.com/PeterRNeumann/status/1179270977982783488
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Oct 2, 2019 06:48
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Good lord he's aged like 15 years in two months.
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poty posted:brexit I hate how loving funny this poo poo is. We’re all going to die in a hilariously well written dark comedy..
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Lol Boris's hair in that tweet reminds me of when bernie got a haircut for his candidacy announcement
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we'll know that brexit was a real success when watchdogs 3 is cancelled "due to the tragic events in the UK"
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alphabettitouretti posted:Have you considered not being tory scum? *calm hitler defending genocide comic*
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perhaps, we all have a lot of growing up to do
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poty posted:brexit I was a bit confused by this but more clever people than me pointed it out in the replies: 
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poty posted:brexit I use a Dark Mode extension for my browser and it fucks up on twitter image embeds so I get to see terrifying poo poo like this: 
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