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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

General Dog posted:

Does anybody else always get that clickbait link all over the internet that's about "Tax Credits for Solar Panels in [your state]" and features a picture of an improbably proportioned woman in a yellow shirt standing next to a solar panel?

Do you not have ublock origin installed?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Does anyone else see these clickbait ads with an attractive woman in them?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Intruder posted:

Does anyone else see these clickbait ads with an attractive woman in them?

No, but there are so many cougars within a five mile radius of where I live, its insane!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Intruder posted:

Does anyone else see these clickbait ads with an attractive woman in them?

There are about ten clickbait ads I see pretty regularly (number 8 will SHOCK you).

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

If I am going to be any animal for a year I am going to be a housecat. Sleep most of the year, make everyone else clean up my poo poo, and if I get lucky, it'll be in a house where people make internet videos of me.

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

Intruder posted:

Does anyone else see these clickbait ads with an attractive woman in them?

Are they calling you M'lord?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

waah posted:

If I am going to be any animal for a year I am going to be a housecat. Sleep most of the year, make everyone else clean up my poo poo, and if I get lucky, it'll be in a house where people make internet videos of me.

buddy you can do that right now

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I wanna experience flight without losing my ability to get sloshed so I guess I'd be a bohemian waxbird, whose diet is berries that ferment in the winter so they get just insanely trashed

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Intruder posted:

I wanna experience flight without losing my ability to get sloshed so I guess I'd be a bohemian waxbird, whose diet is berries that ferment in the winter so they get just insanely trashed

just don't fly your drunk rear end too close to the sun, icarus

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

She hugged the Botham Jean's younger brother after trial too. Weird.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


this is one of the grossest things I’ve seen in a while

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Botham Jean's brother told Guyger he forgave her and didn't want her to go to jail so they were probably all having a moment

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

waah posted:

If I am going to be any animal for a year I am going to be a housecat. Sleep most of the year, make everyone else clean up my poo poo, and if I get lucky, it'll be in a house where people make internet videos of me.

Japanese snow monkey. It's basically signing up for a year long spa retreat.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
If it’s for a year you clearly go as an eagle

1. High high rate of survival
2. You fly
3. You get to attack poo poo

Phew sign me up. Box turtle is the most wedgie deserving answer my god

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





colachute posted:

Do you know what type of willpower it takes to eat a fistful or poo poo?

The same amount of potatoes it takes to kill an Irishman.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Bonobo. Get laid constantly, eat all day, basically be a hedonist.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1179535074825572352

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Thaddius the Large posted:

This guy gets it!



Had this done last year to celebrate my roots.

have you had that mole looked at?

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

waah posted:

If I am going to be any animal for a year I am going to be a housecat. Sleep most of the year, make everyone else clean up my poo poo, and if I get lucky, it'll be in a house where people make internet videos of me.

But enough about The Jersey Shore on MTV

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari
Oh wait you said sleep not sleep with randos from the club

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FizFashizzle posted:

have you had that mole looked at?

. . . goddamnit Fiz, I just had a camera up my pooper yesterday, I really thought I was done with doctors for a bit

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Thaddius the Large posted:

. . . goddamnit Fiz, I just had a camera up my pooper yesterday, I really thought I was done with doctors for a bit

Appearance
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Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

FizFashizzle posted:

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In all seriousness those guys have been long-termers, and have been seen. The more concerning ones are on my back, but doc’s well aware of them as well. I blame my 9 month stay in Australia for this, and am exploring suing their nation for damages; I accept payment in Shiraz.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
When you're totally not mad and really just laughing.

https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1179506395416272896?s=20

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

being a bald eagle would be like being animal jeffrey epstein

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Idly watching the MLB wild card game and I'm a big fan of the oddly phallic 3d strike zone thing.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

FizFashizzle posted:

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Friable

I don't remember friable as one of the FATAL anal statistics.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

FizFashizzle posted:

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Friable

SHIELD

bum bum

bum bum

bum bum

bum, bum bum

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Definitely not the heroes you want, but...

https://twitter.com/epsteintruthnyc/status/1179529589732839424

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
https://twitter.com/MeganBitchell/status/1179519251411066882?s=19

Edit also a thread of our very cool very normal extremely not mad president

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1179464938974334976?s=19

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Oct 3, 2019

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007


god dammit, pretty soon we're gonna have to accept "conscious" as a correct spelling of "conscience" because it just gets used that way constantly, aren't we

gently caress

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Leperflesh posted:

god dammit, pretty soon we're gonna have to accept "conscious" as a correct spelling of "conscience" because it just gets used that way constantly, aren't we

gently caress

I'm not too worried about anything Jacob Wohl does being accepted as the correct way to do it.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Leperflesh posted:

god dammit, pretty soon we're gonna have to accept "conscious" as a correct spelling of "conscience" because it just gets used that way constantly, aren't we

gently caress

I don't think I'd worry too much about the way Jacob Wohl or Jack Burkman spell things.

e:fb

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

It's just the latest. Like lately I've seen people using "conscious" more often than "conscience" when they mean the latter. I've seen it at least three or four times in the last week.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Leperflesh posted:

It's just the latest. Like lately I've seen people using "conscious" more often than "conscience" when they mean the latter. I've seen it at least three or four times in the last week.

I'll take your word for it but I haven't used either word in the last week once that I can consciencely remember.

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Skwirl posted:

I'll take your word for it but I haven't used either word in the last week once that I can consciencely remember.

Irregardless, he's literally uncorrect but I could care less.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Doesn't Wohl have a warrant out for his arrest? Why does he keep doing these public appearances?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1178779981528227840?s=20

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

C-Euro posted:

Doesn't Wohl have a warrant out for his arrest? Why does he keep doing these public appearances?

Sadly it's more like a fine that he's facing rather than prison time.

...

For now. He does like doing crimes.

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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

iwentdoodie posted:

Irregardless, he's literally uncorrect but I could care less.

This kind of flagrant abuse of language is why we need grammar police.

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