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Tayter Swift
Nov 18, 2002

Pillbug

Taerkar posted:

There's so much fun to unpack in there.

NUREMBERG TRIALS II NAZI HARDER
"MOTHER of all Civil Lawsuits"
FOR SPECIAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL RELIEF

Zone Improvement Plan (ZIP)

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

One giant leap closer to real news being utterly indistinguishable from onion headlines

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

buddhist nudist posted:

Why are you soending this much time and effort arguing in bad faith to defend the honor of a fascist newspaper?

I've spent the last few eons plotting with the fascist newspapers to round up and exterminate blogs

Edmund Lava
Sep 8, 2004

Hey, I'm from Brooklyn. I'm going to call myself Mr. Friendly.

Arglebargle III posted:

"Pig in a poke" refers to buying something without due diligence, like the "pig" in said bag. (A pocket is the diminutive form of poke.) Only surprise, you open the bag and instead of a future Texas-ravaging bacon monster, it's a worthless kitten or something. Should have opened the bag before buying that pig in that poke.

This also where the phrase “let the cat out of the bag” comes from.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



Ate My Balls Redux posted:

Someone called for a thread ban lol

We have enough shitposters ITT - don't need to import them from Mooney rags

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose

Edmund Lava posted:

This also where the phrase “let the cat out of the bag” comes from.

I'm picturing animals in sacks as a currency and I like it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Taerkar posted:

There's so much fun to unpack in there.

NUREMBERG TRIALS II NAZI HARDER
"MOTHER of all Civil Lawsuits"
FOR SPECIAL EMERGENCY NATIONAL RELIEF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSWqx8goqSY

SovCits and Qanonon are hilariously insane.

OAquinas
Jan 27, 2008

Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.
So Trump says Pence was involved in the pressure/shakedown. Pence's aides say he didn't know about it, or at least he didn't fully read the transcript. Then Pence flew off to Kiev and told them the aid wasn't going to be released.


That "Mike P" slip this afternoon may have been a mistake, but it also looks like it was...accidentally accurate?


Edit: How many Mike P's do we have in this place anyway?

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i do find it kinda good that the senate GOP is STILL quiet about this.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Tayter Swift posted:

Zone Improvement Plan (ZIP)

Lisa needs braces!

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

Whatever happened to the IG meeting that was planned for today? Nothingburger?

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


arbybaconator posted:

Whatever happened to the IG meeting that was planned for today? Nothingburger?

Nothing too explosive, mostly Giuliani related

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1179531242510966784?s=21

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

I think you're all burying the lede with the jury stuff

how about R Caesar Augustus DiGianvittorio being the plaintiff.

Unincorporated in 1946 as well. Which I can only assume means he's a spooky ghost. :shrug:

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i mean it shows rudy and trumps other lawyers to get dirt on various people involved that wouldn't go along with trumps bullshit and also stupid poo poo to assuage their bosses fragil ego brain. pompeo is involved enough to want to use it as blackmail or excuses. etc.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1179531242510966784

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
It’s hilarious how mike pence continually skates by with “I didnt know” because there isn’t a single person who gives a gently caress about mike pence

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

nachos posted:

It’s hilarious how mike pence continually skates by with “I didnt know” because there isn’t a single person who gives a gently caress about mike pence

its probably because mike will never get convicted. trump "might" but pence would survive.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Spun Dog posted:

I'm picturing animals in sacks as a currency and I like it.

I hear St. Ives is lively this time of year

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
Literally no one ever has thought 'hey where's mike pence, wasn't he meant to be involved?'

Squinty
Aug 12, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It took jury an hour and half to get to 10 years

Local news is saying that the jury looked pissed and ready to put her away for a long time until the victim's brother, Brandt Jean, took the stand and forgave her, pleaded for leniency, and gave her a hug. So... :shrug:

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
We're going to find out that not only has no one ever offered mike pence weed or drugs, he actually would drink, just no one has ever even offered him a beer

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Herstory Begins Now posted:

Literally no one ever has thought 'hey where's mike pence, wasn't he meant to be involved?'

Can you imagine a Trump presidency with, say, a Cheney pulling levers behind the scenes

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Data Graham posted:

Can you imagine a Trump presidency with, say, a Cheney pulling levers behind the scenes

i feel like cheney would have burned out quick.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Literally no one ever has thought 'hey where's mike pence, wasn't he meant to be involved?'

https://twitter.com/gregpmiller/status/1179516993579425797?s=20

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



“Correction: everybody BUT Pence was on the call”

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Herstory Begins Now posted:

We're going to find out that not only has no one ever offered mike pence weed or drugs, he actually would drink, just no one has ever even offered him a beer

Pence once infuriated fellow fraternity brothers when he led an inquiring college administrator to where they were hiding kegs in their house.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
So in like 2 days we'll be hearing, "Well yes, Mike Pence was on the call, but trust us he was busy looking at horses on the internet and had NO INPUT on the matters!!"

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/cassandrajar/status/1179512816623063040

They can keep their energy, I want none of that.

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Herstory Begins Now posted:

Literally no one ever has thought 'hey where's mike pence, wasn't he meant to be involved?'

You can always tell a Milford man.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/cassandrajar/status/1179512816623063040

They can keep their energy, I want none of that.


I forgive all killer cops on behalf of their future victims

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/1179538154648489989?s=21

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
FYI, if a cop ever bursts into my apartment and murders me while I'm eating ice cream and for some reason any of you are asked to talk during sentencing I want you all to know I want them put in prison for as long as possible. Thanks for listening.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
The judge giving a plantiff or defendant a hug seems so loving inappropriate

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

The judge giving a plantiff or defendant a hug seems so loving inappropriate

God forbid we ever acknowledge our own humanity or the humanity of those subject to the criminal justice system.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Nonsense posted:

https://twitter.com/cassandrajar/status/1179512816623063040

They can keep their energy, I want none of that.

i mean i understand the family. forgivness can help with grief and all that horrible stuff. but gently caress the judge.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

The judge giving a plantiff or defendant a hug seems so loving inappropriate

If the justice system was actually about figuring out and helping implement or enforcing justice than I don't think a basic human act would be so inappropriate seeming.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Is there like a translation guide for "lunatic southern drawl" we can consult?

CaPensiPraxis
Feb 7, 2013

When in france...
Yeah what in the absolute gently caress? Now I see the light on judicial elections.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Kawasaki Nun posted:

God forbid we ever acknowledge our own humanity or the humanity of those subject to the criminal justice system.

yeah agreed but its to a cop that murdered a dude in his own home. i have a strong feeling that if this lady wasn't a cop, we wouldnt see this.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Kawasaki Nun posted:

God forbid we ever acknowledge our own humanity or the humanity of those subject to the criminal justice system.

Cops aren't people.
Especially cops who break into other people's homes and murder them

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Counterpoint: a person charged with taking someone's liberty for years should be required to embrace that person and acknowledge their humanity.

Edit: Not just murdering cops.

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