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beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

wizard battle

Jokes on you, I already did :smug:

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

wizard battle

Now lessee what's my third wish :thunk:

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:34

ToxicSlurpee: Nov 5, 2003; -=SEND HELP=-; Pillbug

Genies always tell people they can't wish for more wishes but would they let you wish for fewer wishes?

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:36

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Genies always tell people they can't wish for more wishes but would they let you wish for fewer wishes?

I�d wish for more genies

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:37

Flutch: Jun 26, 2008

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now lessee what's my third wish

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:42

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

Jerry Cotton posted:

Now lessee what's my third wish

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:48

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/alex_but_online/status/612057014026506241?lang=en

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:50

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Nutte sac

# ? Oct 3, 2019 03:51

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

finally

# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:22

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

You're right. Gimme until tomorrow

Honktius Pilate

# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:29

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:48

azurite: Jul 25, 2010; Strange, isn't it?!

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Argh

# ? Oct 3, 2019 04:55

Dave Grool: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

motherfucker

# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:00

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Genies always tell people they can't wish for more wishes but would they let you wish for fewer wishes?

But what if I wish that I could wish for more wishes :colbert:

# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:11

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

That's my secret Cat Wizard, my ears are always ringy.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:24

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Huh?

# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:41

Hit or miss Clitoris: Apr 19, 2003; I HAVE BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY

Thump! posted:

Huh?

You know how sometimes when you're in a quiet room, you suddenly become aware of a ringing noise in your ears? It's that. Kinda like how you are now manually breathing.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 05:57

Collapsing Farts: Jun 29, 2018; ð

If you have a ringing noise in your ears you have tinnitus

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:36

Elysiume: Aug 13, 2009; Alone, she fights.

Huh? I can't hear you over this loud, inexplicable sound.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:43

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Collapsing Farts posted:

If you have a ringing noise in your ears you have tinnitus

I was in a band that practiced in a 10x10ft space for 8 years and I listen to heavy metal with headphones on at full blast. You're saying I might have tinnitus?

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:46

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Elysiume posted:

Huh? I can't hear you over this loud, inexplicable sound.

Not to worry, that's just exploding head syndrome.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:46

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

i would mind so much except it seems to be on the longest fuse ever

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:53

LordSaturn: Aug 12, 2007; sadly unfunny

DiggityDoink posted:

I was in a band that practiced in a 10x10ft space for 8 years and I listen to heavy metal with headphones on at full blast. You're saying I might have tinnitus?

no, I asked if this countertop is formica

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:57

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

LordSaturn posted:

no, I asked if this countertop is formica

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel

# ? Oct 3, 2019 06:58

Missing Name: Jan 5, 2013

DiggityDoink posted:

you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel

Sir, this is a McDonald's drivethru. We don't have owls here

# ? Oct 3, 2019 07:00

Abugadu: Jul 12, 2004; 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

i think you just do the reddit tinnitus cure and you're all good to go *thwip* *thwip*

# ? Oct 3, 2019 07:03

DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Missing Name posted:

Sir, this is a McDonald's drivethru. We don't have owls here

# ? Oct 3, 2019 07:04

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

# ? Oct 3, 2019 07:22

MizPiz: May 29, 2013; by Athanatos

# ? Oct 3, 2019 07:26

90s Cringe Rock: Nov 29, 2006

Jerry Cotton posted:

Not to worry, that's just exploding head syndrome.

As a hospital administrator, it's technically called bloaty head.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 08:25

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Hit or miss Clitoris posted:

You know how sometimes when you're in a quiet room, you suddenly become aware of a ringing noise in your ears? It's that. Kinda like how you are now manually breathing.

through government issued hearing aids due to massive hearing loss: Huh?

# ? Oct 3, 2019 08:40

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

MizPiz posted:

lmao

# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:01

barbecue at the folks: Jul 20, 2007

MizPiz posted:

lol

# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:01

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Abugadu posted:

i think you just do the reddit tinnitus cure and you're all good to go *thwip* *thwip*

I just googled this and it actually worked so yup I can second this

# ? Oct 3, 2019 09:26

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

# ? Oct 3, 2019 11:33

Zereth: Jul 9, 2003

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Genies always tell people they can't wish for more wishes but would they let you wish for fewer wishes?

90s Cringe Rock posted:

As a hospital administrator, it's technically called bloaty head.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

# ? Oct 3, 2019 11:37

Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Genies always tell people they can't wish for more wishes but would they let you wish for fewer wishes?

# ? Oct 3, 2019 11:58

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

# ? Oct 3, 2019 13:22

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

# ? Oct 3, 2019 13:23

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Aino Minako: Dec 16, 2007; Perpetual rage elemental

Infinitum posted:

Lmao

# ? Oct 3, 2019 13:38

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