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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Charliegrs posted:

So I use a Roku connected to my tv to watch YouTube and today something appeared that ive never seen before. When I started the YouTube app it brought me to the homescreen and on top of all the videos was this huge (like a quarter of the whole screen) ad for Trump 2020. I have never before seen ads in the YouTube app unless it was before a video started. Anyone else see this?

Yeah, I watched a Lindsay Ellis video and was amused to see a really dumb Trump ad, asking my opinion on socialism. I did not respond, for I may be gullible but I am not THAT gullible.

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SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
I was just think about this and I don't think I've seen any discussion of it so far:

If the administration's been stuffing potentially embarrassing poo poo into a codeword controlled NSC system, did they create their own control system/compartments for this material, or are they filing it all under an existing codeword?

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

From the last clip:



He's balanced at an angle against the podium, that podium is not rated for that weight.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/RudyGiuliani/status/1179461919972974593

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Amazing Zimmo posted:

From the last clip:



He's balanced at an angle against the podium, that podium is not rated for that weight.

It's coming. I keep saying it, but it's coming. One of these days. You're going to see it. You're going to see Donald Trump fall flat on his face on camera because he's 75 years old, constantly sloshed on sedatives, has a gut the protrudes three feet outward and naturally leans forward as he stands and walks.

It's only a matter of time before gravity catches up with him.

Stickman
Feb 1, 2004

According to this Medium article, Trump's centaur posture isn't just because he's obese and never learned proper posture, it's because he's so sensitive about his height that he wears lift heels. Apparently two inches is more important than not killing your back while looking like a weirdo.

E: Basically it's his hair, but his feet.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

If I was gravity I would want nothing to do with Trump.

Republicans
Oct 14, 2003

- More money for us

- Fuck you


Stickman posted:

According to this Medium article, Trump's centaur posture isn't just because he's obese and never learned proper posture, it's because he's so sensitive about his height that he wears lift heels. Apparently two inches is more important than not killing your back while looking like a weirdo.

E: Basically it's his hair, but his feet.

I thought it was because he doesn't want his gross belly jutting out so he looks less fat when looking at him directly.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers

Stickman posted:

According to this Medium article, Trump's centaur posture isn't just because he's obese and never learned proper posture, it's because he's so sensitive about his height that he wears lift heels. Apparently two inches is more important than not killing your back while looking like a weirdo.

E: Basically it's his hair, but his feet.

That was worked out in the last thread, someone even did an ms-paint overlay of one of his pics to prove it.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1179574718539554816

loving lol

e: junior actually retweeted hannity brushing him off for being an idiot

Amazing Zimmo fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Oct 3, 2019

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Stickman posted:

According to this Medium article, Trump's centaur posture isn't just because he's obese and never learned proper posture, it's because he's so sensitive about his height that he wears lift heels. Apparently two inches is more important than not killing your back while looking like a weirdo.

E: Basically it's his hair, but his feet.

And he does it despite being around 180cm? As a 168 cm tall male, gently caress you Donny.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


I truly look forward to the lawsuit against Adam Schiff for *checks notes* doing exactly what he was supposed to do, by the books.

Potrzebie
Apr 6, 2010

I may not know what I'm talking about, but I sure love cops! ^^ Boy, but that boot is just yummy!
Lipstick Apathy

Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1179574718539554816

loving lol

e: junior actually retweeted hannity brushing him off for being an idiot

Embrace the suck, but for entitled shithead rich kids.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma



Oh we will Rudy, we can't stop following now.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Amazing Zimmo posted:

https://twitter.com/alexsalvinews/status/1179574718539554816

loving lol

e: junior actually retweeted hannity brushing him off for being an idiot

I am amused how hannity has kinda become sorta disgusted by the incompetence of the assholes he lickspittles for. Also the fact that the senate hasn’t said jackshit except quiet panic and muttering of concern.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006





Welcome to #theresistance, Nickelback!

Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007

I'm absolutely gutted the Reuters reporter didn't say "Excuse me Mr president that question was for the president of Finland, don't be rude"

terrorist ambulance
Nov 5, 2009

Does anyone know what the gently caress Trump thinks this about, this thing that hes so fixated on? Was there actually an instance of Schiff paraphrasing or whatever?

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

canepazzo posted:



Welcome to #theresistance, Nickelback!

Hahahahah Trump got owned by Nickelback hahahahahahaha.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

terrorist ambulance posted:

Does anyone know what the gently caress Trump thinks this about, this thing that hes so fixated on? Was there actually an instance of Schiff paraphrasing or whatever?

Yes, he sarcastically paraphrased the Ukraine call last year

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



terrorist ambulance posted:

Does anyone know what the gently caress Trump thinks this about, this thing that hes so fixated on? Was there actually an instance of Schiff paraphrasing or whatever?
It's this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN4CJ8MYLTY&t=234s

Literally Tinsley vs the Daily Show on repeat.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Rigel posted:

I dove down this rabbit hole and found the answer neatly summarized in the Texas Offender's handbook. At first I thought "gee, that seems very generous, are you sure this was Texas", but then read further where it basically said "but thats in the 80's, this legislature changed the law to make it tougher. And then this legislature changed the parole law to make it tougher. And then this legislature changed the parole law to make it tougher. And then this legislature....."

"..... which applied to offenders who committed crimes after this date, but then this legislature changed the parole law to make it tougher. And then this legislature changed the parole law to make it tougher. And then this legislature just said gently caress parole altogether for these people, and then this legislature changed the law to make it tougher, and.... thats today, we're all caught up."

For this particular cop, she is not eligible for parole until she serves at least half the sentence. So, 5 years minimum.

how much do you want to bet that this is about making money on private prisons? keep those beds filled.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

terrorist ambulance posted:

Does anyone know what the gently caress Trump thinks this about, this thing that hes so fixated on? Was there actually an instance of Schiff paraphrasing or whatever?

It was probably his idea. The whole “we’re seriously considering” means they want to get a reaction without actually doing anything, which they know would fail anyway.

Der Waffle Mous
Nov 27, 2009

In the grim future, there is only commerce.
Expecting the twist to be that the marine is of native descent and finding out that Warren did, in fact, have some Cherokee in her.










I'll show myself out.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I know it wasnt intentional but lol at the reaction Schiff has induced with a little bit of paraphrasing. It felt very extra and unnecessary at the time but Trump is just losing his loving mind over it.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Also LOL at him calling The House 'The Resistance'. ....You know like the French Resistance, or Star Wars Resistance... you know probably the first two examples of 'The Resistance' that pop into most peoples heads.

I know it's a term the left have picked up against Trump, but every time A Donald Jr. type on the right actually use it, it just seems like they're saying 'yeah, we're the bad guys, what of it?'.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad




Fox and other right wing media puts out obvious conspiracy theories to explain away bad behavior or unfavorable consequences for the GOP and Trump and Giuliani actually believe them? The part that really gets me is that AG Barr has let go of any pretense of separation from the Executive branch and has become Trump's hatchet man. I don't have any predictions because things just keep getting loonier.

Ither
Jan 30, 2010

Stickman posted:

What if your offense was shoplifting and there’s no way you’re going to stop shoplifting?

If a society decided that shoplifting is a jailworthy crime, and it can be determined that you will never stop shoplifting, then you stay in the jail.

AceOfFlames posted:

(One of) the reasons for the X amount of years is to prevent escalation. If you get the same vague sentence for theft, rape and murder regardless of count, then there is no reason for criminals not to murder any and all witnesses GTA style since it will give the exact same result.

This makes some sense but relies on deterrence. From what I've read that has mixed results.

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Numes called Schiff out on it, and Schiff said something to the effect of "it was clearly parody and the fact that you cant tell the difference is disturbing". I think it was actually a pretty inappropriate thing to do but if we're at the "parody is treason" part of this dictatorship, then America is already over.

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Another poll showing growth in support for impeachment

EDIT: Also, if news organizations are going to consistently use a photo of Trump coming unglued from now on, that's gonna hurt him
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1179698629818363904

Pinecone Sample
Oct 12, 2010

THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

Is this the same guy who went on Fox & Friends three years ago to brag about the leaks he gets from his FBI buddies or am I thinking of someone else

Charlz Guybon
Nov 16, 2010
Another poll

https://twitter.com/ThePlumLineGS/status/1179700643252113408

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

When's the latest Wohl catastropho-gently caress dropping?

I can't decide whether its going to be

A) Obvious crazy person.

B) They've recruited/conned another patsy who will immediately denounce the accusations once they realise what goings down like in the botched Mueller hit.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
:eyepop: those poll numbers

Hope it's not soft support that erodes the second any other new distraction is introduced

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

I wonder how many of that 30% of Republicans think that Trump abusing power is actually a bad thing.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



canepazzo posted:



Welcome to #theresistance, Nickelback!

:lol:

Imagine getting owned by Nickelback, on anything ever

Just have the stroke already Trumpy: it's all over

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
Re: Pompeo chat, he’s a horrible piece of poo poo.

https://twitter.com/richardengel/status/1179383338324365315?s=21

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Ither posted:

If a society decided that shoplifting is a jailworthy crime, and it can be determined that you will never stop shoplifting, then you stay in the jail.

Have you never seen One flew over the cuckoo's nest or something?

Just think about how much power you're proposing to give a few professionals over other people's entire lives.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

skylined! posted:

Re: Pompeo chat, he’s a horrible piece of poo poo.

https://twitter.com/richardengel/status/1179383338324365315?s=21

Yeah pieces of poo poo tend to clump together, I have zero doubt that every WH appointee is personally awful to interact with

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Failed Imagineer posted:

Yeah pieces of poo poo tend to clump together, I have zero doubt that every WH appointee is personally awful to interact with

Perry strikes me as the kind of stupid guy who's really easy to get along with.

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