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shökking https://twitter.com/eucopresident/status/1179762497466830848
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Oct 3, 2019 15:31
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Even if I had extra rooms I absolutely would not want a stranger to live with me. Even if I had financial problems I would try to avoid that as long as possible.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:37
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Andrast posted:Even if I had extra rooms I absolutely would not want a stranger to live with me. Even if I had financial problems I would try to avoid that as long as possible. Yes. No shagging (paper thin walls), no cooking smelly food. In fact, no cooking in anything but the microwave. I can't stand the smell of food being cooked.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:38
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Yes. No shagging (paper thin walls), no cooking smelly food. In fact, no cooking in anything but the microwave. I can't stand the smell of food being cooked. Uuuhhhhhhhhh what now?
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Oct 3, 2019 15:40
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WhatEvil posted:Yeah I mean also the shorthand is that any room in a house that is not a bathroom, kitchen or lounge is called a "bedroom". 3 minutes in, although all of the clip is gold: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypS_CKym5NQ
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Oct 3, 2019 15:41
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See it's funny in Canada 'cause a lot more homes seem to come with granny flats and stuff. I'm not specifically looking for one but some of the homes I've seen with them would be basically perfect for me. I could potentially get one and offer to rent it out at significantly below market rate but I'm just fundamentally opposed to the idea of being a landlord - like it actually repulses me. Partially because of the rent seeking but also because I just don't want to be responsible for someone else's in that way, I wouldn't like the power dynamic.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:42
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When I was a lad our bathroom was downstairs at the end of the kitchen. Dad was in the building trade though, so he moved it to one of the front "bedrooms" which was barely big enough to have a bed and wardrobe in. Bigger than what was tacked onto the end of the kitchen though.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:43
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Pesky Splinter posted:Still don't know what possessed JK Rowling to tell everyone that her wizards used to poo poo themselves and then magic it away, because the concept of a toilet was beyond them. Okay, this is news to me, and what I really want to know is why they didn't just magic it away from inside their colons
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Wachter posted:Okay, this is news to me, and what I really want to know is why they didn't just magic it away from inside their colons I hate jk rowling intensely and harry potter is hot garbage but I never understood why everyone lost their poo poo (lol) at this silly, clearly tongue in cheek joke
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Oct 3, 2019 15:46
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baka kaba posted:you can't just have your own toilet in everyone's house though, what if you never even visit This is the kinda thing I'd expect in a monarchy actually. Like by tradition everyone has got one unused toilet reserved for the queen or something.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:48
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Barry Foster posted:Ugh feeling rapidly more sick and weak and shivery as the day goes on. loving students (no that's not how I got sick) I have been sick since I got back from France on the 18th of September. 
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Oct 3, 2019 15:48
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Yes. No shagging (paper thin walls), no cooking smelly food. In fact, no cooking in anything but the microwave. I can't stand the smell of food being cooked. I'm not that bad, but I'd have to insist no bacon or oranges, as both those smells are nauseating to me.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:51
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To this day I am pissed I'm not allowed to eat swan, they look tasty as gently caress
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Oct 3, 2019 15:52
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ThomasPaine posted:To this day I am pissed I'm not allowed to eat swan, they look tasty as gently caress Would just be like bigger goose, wouldn't it?
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Oct 3, 2019 15:52
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ThomasPaine posted:To this day I am pissed I'm not allowed to eat swan, they look tasty as gently caress You want swan? I can get you swan. I know a guy.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:53
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ThomasPaine posted:I hate jk rowling intensely and harry potter is hot garbage but I never understood why everyone lost their poo poo (lol) at this silly, clearly tongue in cheek joke Because it's one of those mental images that just sticks in your brain, and isn't quite detached enough from the weirdness of the broader Harry Potter franchise to be an obvious joke. I mean, wizards get up to some weird poo poo in canon, not surprising if they poo poo weird too.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:54
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ThomasPaine posted:To this day I am pissed I'm not allowed to eat swan, they look tasty as gently caress Just the ones on the Thames; and only the mute ones at that. Go wild on other varieties or locations.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:54
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Angrymog posted:I'm not that bad, but I'd have to insist no bacon or oranges, as both those smells are nauseating to me. Oh god the smell of an orange (or one of those little fake oranges that are called other things) being peeled... 
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Oct 3, 2019 15:55
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Doesn't the Queen own all the swans and if you kill one she gets to kill you?
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Oct 3, 2019 15:55
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Bobstar posted:Oh god the smell of an orange (or one of those little fake oranges that are called other things) being peeled... I can eat a kilo of satsumas just like that.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:56
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Angrymog posted:I have been sick since I got back from France on the 18th of September. Bloody european viruses, coming over here, displacing our weaker, shorter lived viruses
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Oct 3, 2019 15:57
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Dead Goon posted:Doesn't the Queen own all the swans and if you kill one she gets to kill you? No, only a particular breed. Up in Brum my uni had a small lake with swans and one student drunkenly snuck out one night and nabbed one. I personally like to imagine they ran up to the poor oval office and felled him with a single punch.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:57
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ThomasPaine posted:I hate jk rowling intensely and harry potter is hot garbage but I never understood why everyone lost their poo poo (lol) at this silly, clearly tongue in cheek joke Because a cavalcade of dipshits, including the author, started taking their dumb, barely thought out children's stories way too seriously, and they need to be mocked for it.
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Oct 3, 2019 15:58
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Dead Goon posted:Doesn't the Queen own all the swans and if you kill one she gets to kill you? She owns all the unmarked mute swans swimming in open waters to be precise. This year's annual census has, unfortunately already been. Other swans are cool and good for you to eat (but they're really not tasty).
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Oct 3, 2019 16:02
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Wachter posted:Okay, this is news to me, and what I really want to know is why they didn't just magic it away from inside their colons Ah, the star trek teleporter conundrum
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Oct 3, 2019 16:02
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:Ah, the star trek teleporter conundrum https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJZjMGd2b0M
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Oct 3, 2019 16:07
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ThomasPaine posted:I hate jk rowling intensely and harry potter is hot garbage but I never understood why everyone lost their poo poo (lol) at this silly, clearly tongue in cheek joke oh what I thought pesky splinter was making the joke, she literally said this?? fake edit- I looked it up this is a universe where they make food "appear" by having the slaves prepare it by hand below, and then move it to the dining hall with some cheap stage magic. or people still have to do domestic work it's just you're controlling the mop or the spoon with magic, and if you're bad it'll mess up which implies you need to concentrate on making it go right, in which case just do it by hand anyway? and now I find out the horizons of imagination were reserved for the power to make poop disappear. no wonder nothing happened in those books
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https://twitter.com/Comrade_Star/status/1179090739159977984?s=20
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Oct 3, 2019 16:16
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BizarroAzrael posted:https://twitter.com/OnePlus_UK/status/1179735559725555712?s=19 Piece of piss, they cost about £10k at auction (although the price fluctuates massively because most of them go abroad, so depending on where the Adis Ababa Fire Brigade are in their upgrade cycle you could end up in a hell of a bidding war). The expense is in the running costs - like all fleet vehicles they sell them on when they become too expensive to maintain for specialised mechanics with fully-equipped garages, and it can be Italian-motorbike levels of impossible to get spares for any of the bits not repurposed from existing vehicles. You'll also need off-street parking (and of course they don't fit in standard garages), fuel consumption is monstrous, insurance almost impossible to get, and you need an HGV license to drive one, so you're probably better off sticking with a second-hand Corsa for the school run. (Worst of all, depending on just how big of an arsehole the MOT inspector is, you may need to physically remove the lights and sirens to get it road-legal)
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Oct 3, 2019 16:17
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Dead Goon posted:Doesn't the Queen own all the swans and if you kill one she gets to kill you? Only on the non-tidal Thames.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:20
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and you thought step counters were bad love the "it can read your posture" lie as though there's some kind of queer eye self improvement angle going on here
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Oct 3, 2019 16:23
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baka kaba posted:and you thought step counters were bad I guarantee it's some Agile fuckwittery to check whether you are, in fact, standing up during your daily stand-ups.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:25
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:When I was a kid I had a lego room Wow the construction industry really was a lot less regulated back in those days
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Oct 3, 2019 16:26
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I have just encountered the phrase 'remainstream media' loving kill me
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Oct 3, 2019 16:27
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:Yes. No shagging (paper thin walls), no cooking smelly food. In fact, no cooking in anything but the microwave. I can't stand the smell of food being cooked. There is a no fish in the microwave rule included with that I hope. Fun fact I don't own a microwave because I set the last one on fire and I don't trust myself enough to get another.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:28
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Oh cool it's loving Manna.
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Oct 3, 2019 16:29
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My place has three bathrooms
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Oct 3, 2019 16:30
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thank god neoliberalism crushed unions
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Tsaedje posted:I have just encountered the phrase 'remainstream media' loving kill me Haha this is genius and I'm surprised I haven't seen this at any point before in the last three years
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