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Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS
Crimes crimes crimes



Detective Cat will get to the bottom of this

Slowpoke! fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Oct 3, 2019

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Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005
Whistleblower: the President did a crime

Trump: here's the transcript of me doing a crime

WH and GOP toadies: the President didn't do a crime how dare you make allegations based on second hand information

Trump: actually I did the crime and it was good, so now I'm going to do more, China are you listening?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


every pundit that wrote that trump would welcome impeachment or it'd be good for him should have their hands removed and replaced with twigs.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
They should just straight up ask if he would without the missiles without an investigation.

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.



He just keeps making stuff up.

He thinks China was able to "rip off" the US because they were paying off Bidens? Jesus loving Christ.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Writers recycling the plots from earlier seasons. :rolleyes:

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


it's funny that the bidens are stupidly corrupt but trump and his cronies can't even attack them correctly on it.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

Can I emptyquote this because goddamn you've got to be loving kidding.

I'm pro-emptyquoting and won't probate people for doing it unless they're emptyquoting like a giant wall of text in full, but I can't speak for the mods.

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Uhhhh...

Reporter: Why did you fire the Ambassador?

Trump: I heard very bad things about her.

IG Yesterday: Here's a bunch of bad things about her sent from the WH to State.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

Brony Car posted:

Hunter Biden has got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan. He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in — DISAPPEAR — you'll never see him again. With any luck... he's got the Grail already.

This gag makes me happy every time it pops up.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

tecnocrat posted:

He just keeps making stuff up.

He thinks China was able to "rip off" the US because they were paying off Bidens? Jesus loving Christ.

all of this poo poo is just projection considering all of the crazy trademarks and copyrights his family has gotten in China since he became president

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Groovelord Neato posted:

it's funny that the bidens are stupidly corrupt but trump and his cronies can't even attack them correctly on it.

seriously i would not have thought it was possible to gently caress this attack up. the guy himself managed to not gently caress the same attack up against hillary, i guess he's just going downhill too fast now

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
Trump being undone because he went all in on fake news produced by his allies is too beautiful and poetic to be true.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

https://twitter.com/DavidNakamura/status/1179768387242745856?s=19

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Isn’t a lot of what the correct way to attack Biden is the same stuff the Trump family does but worse? If so I wouldn’t be shocked he can’t do it because he doesn’t understand what’s wrong about that

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1179768487872471041

This is not going to go well for them. They just keep slamming their dick in this door and never learn.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Ahahahahahahahahaha
:suicide:

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
No see, Hunter is just a failson whereas the Trump children have been in the business for years.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Trump being undone because he went all in on fake news produced by his allies is too beautiful and poetic to be true.

folks we looooooooove it don't we?

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1179754469996793859

Weird seeing a non-doctor doctor try to do some actual doctoring. Dr. Oz is the single most unethical medical practitioner in this country and I hate myself for liking that he cut into the echo chamber of Fox

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better


I was curious and looked it up, and apparently bayonets are still issued to soldiers in the US.

Granted, those "bayonets" are just knives that can be attached to a rifle, the same thing that we have done since the Vietnam War, so it's useless to request them specifically.

Ither
Jan 30, 2010

Oh dear me posted:

Have you never seen One flew over the cuckoo's nest or something?

Just think about how much power you're proposing to give a few professionals over other people's entire lives.

Doesn't this already happen during parole hearings?

Also doesn't the concept of a jury give a few unprofessionals over other people's lives?

screamin and creamin posted:

If there's one thing the US desperately needs while having a corrupt government and a non-working constitution, it's a sharp increase in the prison population, because that's well-known to be too low in this country. Lock these irredeemable jaywalkers up for life!

Idiot.

Are meaning to respond to my posts? Because this response doesn't make sense given what I wrote.

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Even then, if someone is persistently shoplifting, there's some deeper issue going on. Jail is never an answer to a problem. At best it's an intervention to help but time to find other solutions.

Jail is never the answer? Maybe if its American jails which brutalizes people. I'm not against the concept of removing people from society though.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

friendbot2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/revrrlewis/status/1179754469996793859

Weird seeing a non-doctor doctor try to do some actual doctoring. Dr. Oz is the single most unethical medical practitioner in this country and I hate myself for liking that he cut into the echo chamber of Fox

Most doctors that I know would loving love to not have to deal with crazy billing departments and insane fights with insurance companies.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

friendbot2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1179768487872471041

This is not going to go well for them. They just keep slamming their dick in this door and never learn.

To protect medicare from socialism we need to cut it's funding to the bone. It makes perfect sense.

0 rows returned
Apr 9, 2007

socialists cant destroy medicare if i destroy it first

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

tecnocrat posted:

He just keeps making stuff up.

He thinks China was able to "rip off" the US because they were paying off Bidens? Jesus loving Christ.

Trump truly believes conspiracy theories.

The Bidens visited China and Hunter got on the board of an investment fund co-founded by a Chinese investor. Just like Hunter's "job" in Ukraine it's clearly him cashing in on his last name which is a form of corruption but it's common for fail-children of politicians and not illegal. Why is Meghan McCain on TV? Same reason.

This is a good article on the background of the whole thing: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-10-02/trump-s-impeachment-saga-stems-from-a-political-hit-job-gone-bad

Basically, Bannon and adjacent right-wing media tried to smear the Bidens for 2020 like they successfully did to Clinton in 2016. The problem is that the Biden corruption theories didn't get any mainstream media traction which is where they're effective. It's Dem voters that need to buy into Biden being corrupt, not the GOP base.

Trump is impatient so he hijacked the whole plot.

edit: and of course the Trump children have all capitalized on their name and political connections just like the Bidens. Except the Trumps and Kushner probably did actual crimes.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

CuddleCryptid posted:

I was curious and looked it up, and apparently bayonets are still issued to soldiers in the US.

Granted, those "bayonets" are just knives that can be attached to a rifle, the same thing that we have done since the Vietnam War, so it's useless to request them specifically.

bayonets have just been knives you can attach to a rifle since after ww1 :ssh:

Party Plane Jones fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Oct 3, 2019

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

No see, Hunter is just a failson whereas the Trump children have been in the business for years.

https://twitter.com/TimOBrien/status/1179752465513799680

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/SamBerger_DC/status/1179563518493908992

Pence is going to be taken down by this too and that owns so hard

Sneaky Wombat
Jan 9, 2010

Trump is going to burn everything in a matter of weeks. The presser with the Norwegian head of state was amazing.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013




Immediate media reactions on cable are that this is loving insane, trump doesn't understand the trouble he's in, and that this will be another article of impeachment lol

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

friendbot2000 posted:

https://twitter.com/Public_Citizen/status/1179768487872471041

This is not going to go well for them. They just keep slamming their dick in this door and never learn.

This Bloomberg article is miserable, but this looks like it's just a further attempt to push people from traditional Medicare onto private Medicare Advantage plans.

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

eke out posted:

Immediate media reactions on cable are that this is loving insane, trump doesn't understand the trouble he's in, and that this will be another article of impeachment lol

Can't vote on impeachment if he keeps doing more crimes. Checkmate libs

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

https://twitter.com/eatinginmycar/status/1179198609222447106

This made me crack up in my office and it just really hits that schadenfreude button

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


How are these fuckers still in office after all this poo poo? I get that it’s only been like two weeks, but still.

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Didn’t Trump mention some Qanon-type poo poo on the call with Ukraine?

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

eke out posted:

Immediate media reactions on cable are that this is loving insane, trump doesn't understand the trouble he's in, and that this will be another article of impeachment lol

thankfully China probably isn't interested in Trump winning in 2020, they would likely much prefer the Dem candidate at this point

because both them and Russia loving around in the election will be a huge mess, Russia definitely will

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Pants Donkey posted:

Didn’t Trump mention some Qanon-type poo poo on the call with Ukraine?

He thinks the DNC server is physically in Ukraine

Xombie
May 22, 2004

Soul Thrashing
Black Sorcery

Openly inviting a Communist country to interfere in our elections, like a true Conservative American.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Pollyanna posted:

How are these fuckers still in office after all this poo poo? I get that it’s only been like two weeks, but still.

Among many other reason, this all started right before a 2 week congressional recess which was turned into a working vacation for democrats.

Also because he has zero shame and will never resign

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