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Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



Wachter posted:

Don't the tabloids, constant libel luck-pushers that they are, budget for exactly these circumstances? He'll sue, settle for a undisclosed sum that the papers will pay for out of the change in their back pocket, yadda yadda super injunction maybe, it'll all go quiet for a few months, and then start all over again with some other celeb

I don't think Prince Harry needs more money, he wants blood

e: In 1948 the British government nationalised the railways

Debbie Does Dagon fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 4, 2019

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Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
Oh I hope that he's out for blood, not money. Like he refuses to settle out of court. They have to do the full retraction and all!

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
The replies to that insane Lib Dem tweet are fun.

https://twitter.com/_sonicmax_/status/1180131196640137216?s=21

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

tim farron's russia connections unveiled in stunning court revelations

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





wtf

e: not the Farron thing, that's ¯\_(ツ)_/¯, the hosed up fishhook theory graph two posts above

e2: lmao trust me not to open a drat link

Venomous fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Oct 4, 2019

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
we're going to be waiting until 2021 for anything to happen to the tabloids

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

He was found to have pushed that paedo ring scandal that turned out to be fake.

Guardian link for info. The Met statement is here, with a link to download a PDF of the report, if you like.

Turns out that, in everyone's rush to see horrible politicians and light entertainers punished for something, not enough people stopped to ask "does any of this sound a tiny bit made up, to anyone else, at all?" I guess that I also thought that these claims should be believed, because it is still true that false claims are only a tiny percentage of all claims of sexual abuse, but I'm not a politician or a police officer, and so my opinion is much less damaging.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

It was an Afrika Korps officer apparently. Obviously it was a loving dumb thing to do but if you didn't do dumb rear end poo poo when you were 21 I dunno what to say. That's not handwaving it but he at least acknowledged it was bad and apologised which is more than some manage to do.
It was such an :effort: costume too considering he could have probably borrowed a real one from a great uncle.

I wish Labour were African Internationalists, the Tories were AnComs.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
The people that run English cricket read this thread, but then chose the absolute worse snacks to use as sponsorship

https://twitter.com/TheMediaTweets/status/1180064284753235969

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Ok, thanks! Just wanted to make sure I wasn't giving eyeballs to the Argentinian Jordan Peterson (Jordán Pedroson?) or something.

I think it would be more along the lines of "Jordi Pedroso"

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Jollity Farm posted:

Guardian link for info. The Met statement is here, with a link to download a PDF of the report, if you like.

Turns out that, in everyone's rush to see horrible politicians and light entertainers punished for something, not enough people stopped to ask "does any of this sound a tiny bit made up, to anyone else, at all?" I guess that I also thought that these claims should be believed, because it is still true that false claims are only a tiny percentage of all claims of sexual abuse, but I'm not a politician or a police officer, and so my opinion is much less damaging.

I'm a little itchy about it because of stuff like the Franklin scandal, where the victims were branded as crazy fraudsters in extremely suspicious circumstances, but then again, this is exactly how Watson has been playing the antisemitism thing, and it's not a huge surprise to see him being quite so opportunistic and disinterested in the truth in his other campaigns as well.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

The Anti-Authoritarian Right:
Does it follow that I reject all authority? Far from me such a thought. In the matter of health, I refer to the authority of the TV celebrity; concerning women, gays, and minorities, I consult that of the gamer or engineer.

The anti-authoritarian right: Why does my girlfriend have to sit in a child seat?

(Apologies to whoever I stole that line from)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
:lol:

AceOfFlames posted:

I think it would be more along the lines of "Jordi Pedroso"
Jordi Pedo is definitely going in my list of JP names.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
That crazy Lib Dem lady's been deleting her tweets, but I got a screenshot if anyone wants to share it:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

forkboy84 posted:

I don't want to sound like the royal defender
The royal defender has logged on :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Seeing it like that, I've been reading it wrong the whole time.

It's Lunatic Anarchism vs. Fringe Islamism

Stirnerists vs. Sufi Monks, full ego vs. no ego.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Are the Amish anarchists?

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

I love that environmentalism is almost as far from Fully Data-driven Luxury Science Centrism as climate change denial. Also that altruism is nearly okay but not quite accurate enough

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Harry will be a doughty ally when corbyn gotta purge the press

WhatEvil
Jun 6, 2004

Can't get no luck.

Tesla was right posted:

If Prince Harry can destroy the British press, I will allow the monarchy one more generation.

If the press and the monarchy could destroy each other that'd be just dandy.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Wachter posted:

I love that environmentalism is almost as far from Fully Data-driven Luxury Science Centrism as climate change denial. Also that altruism is nearly okay but not quite accurate enough
It's just not sensible being altruistic.

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Abolish the Home Office, says the crazy UKMT an actual political party

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's just not sensible being altruistic.


There is nothing so dumb, stupid and evil as a cubeless educator, except for their evil dumb stupid rear end students. Evil educators teach dumb students linear left-right One Day Politics. Both educator and stupid student must be eradicated. Tis Time to kill any educator who does not teach Radical Centrism above cubelessness. To save humanity from extinction, like prior civilizations perished, youth must redirect self teachers, or destroy them. Stupid Educators know of the Truth I speak and know that it will indict them as the most evil bastards on the Earth. Dumb rear end educators fear Nick Clegg and his Politics Cube Creation - and they run from any mention of Politics Cube Debate. Only a dumb student can be educated - as in brainwashed and indoctrinated. Politics Cube debate denial is educator evil. It is not immoral for students to kill all educators who ignore Centrism's Harmonic Politics Cube or suppress free speech rights to debate Politics Cube Creation Principle. Ignorance of Politics Cube is Greatest Evil.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Bobstar posted:

Abolish the Home Office, says the crazy UKMT an actual political party

Glad they remembered they're supposed to be to the left of Labour

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

The people that run English cricket read this thread, but then chose the absolute worse snacks to use as sponsorship

https://twitter.com/TheMediaTweets/status/1180064284753235969

They should go full hog and name the players after different flavours of their products.
Though Skips would be hosed.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

A Buttery Pastry posted:

It's just not sensible being altruistic.



That's actually a decent way of doing a 3D chart tbh.

What the hell is Corbynism doing next to Nationalism though

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Also what kind of poo poo rear end nonsensical concept is “anti-centrism”?

That’s like, everything else

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Rarity posted:

Glad they remembered they're supposed to be to the left of Labour

Is that necessarily true? I know green voters who would go tory in a flash if greens didn't exist. Including my mother.

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

Tenebrais posted:

That's actually a decent way of doing a 3D chart tbh.

What the hell is Corbynism doing next to Nationalism though

Isn't it just showing opposites?

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Corbynism = anticentrist national socialism

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Darth Walrus posted:

https://twitter.com/drmatthewsweet/status/1180000492707024897?s=21

Interesting thread. U.K. politics starts creeping in a few posts down.

Lmao that face she makes. That's the facial expression of the Zeitgeist

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Graphs and charts are basically just variant memes now. Memes prove your point online because LOL you got owned, graphs prove your point online because LOL you can't understand my science picture

Wachter fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Oct 4, 2019

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

“And on this slide if you reference graph 1, it shows exponential growth in stupidity never seen before across the whole of society. Also that is not your standard Y axis, it’s actually in a logarithmic scale to show the extent of just how stupid people really are.

Does anyone have any questions?”

*audience all raise hands*

“Yeah, I just wanted to ask, how do you get rhythm out of a log?”

Wachter
Mar 23, 2007

You and whose knees?

Diet Crack posted:

“And on this slide if you reference graph 1, it shows exponential growth in stupidity never seen before across the whole of society. Also that is not your standard Y axis, it’s actually in a logarithmic scale to show the extent of just how stupid people really are.”

If you plot 'number of animals abused' against 'what makes people cruel' versus 'intelligence of either party', the pattern is so unreadable that you might as well just draw a chain of fox heads on sticks. And if you do that, an interesting thing happens: the word 'cruel' starts flashing. So - are we cruel to hunt foxes?

Thetobester
Jul 14, 2012

Bobstar posted:

Abolish the Home Office, says the crazy UKMT an actual political party

You know, this stuff is one of the reasons that I genuinely feel better about politics these days. The Overton Window has moved pretty significantly left despite the best efforts of the press to keep it where it was. 2015? This is unthinkable, and No one would dream of saying it.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Thetobester posted:

You know, this stuff is one of the reasons that I genuinely feel better about politics these days. The Overton Window has moved pretty significantly left despite the best efforts of the press to keep it where it was. 2015? This is unthinkable, and No one would dream of saying it.

Have you considered that Corbyn bad and he must go? The overton window is shifting left despite him, like a natural phenomenon!!

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
Watching that speech at the Greens conference was slightly depressing because they're mostly good policies but a vote for the Greens in the vast majority of the UK does literally nothing except siphon off votes from Labour and increasing the chance of another Tory hell government.

Yeah I know that there's horrible "keep the unwashed hordes away from our pretty countryside" voters in there too but still

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

WhatEvil posted:

If the press and the monarchy could destroy each other that'd be just dandy.

just to prove there's a Pratchett quote for every occasion:

"it's like watching a wasp landing on a nettle: someone's going to get stung and you don't care who"

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Podcasting is Pracis - Episode 7 - Atomic Kitten Malthusian is up for you listening pleasure!

Sorry for the wait, I got caught up in other poo poo today, but at least it's there for your commutes tomorrow!

You guys should be aware that Spitting Image is coming back.




(Smallpox status unconfirmed)

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teacup
Dec 20, 2006

= M I L K E R S =
You brits. The news says that because of Ireland no deal brexit is probably back on! Except I thought parliament voted to order Boris to delay brexit.

Is that true? Or did they overturn him having to delay it? I kind of remember him insinuating he just wouldn’t.

You are all so confusing. Be more like Australia where your terrible governing is easy to follow!

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