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Big Beef City posted:I just realized that in about a week and a few days I'm going to be in Toronto for a wedding (well close enough). Jesus christ goons will do a cameo for a Garfield man who owns a restaurant but actually eat something there?! Heavens no!
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 00:12 |
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Atomic Robo-Kid posted:Jesus christ goons will do a cameo for a Garfield man who owns a restaurant but actually eat something there?! Heavens no!
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 00:34 |
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They have Jon Arbuckle marinara sauce, of course I'd have to try it. Sometimes trying food, even if its poo poo, is part of the experience. Like Mr Jim's pizza. Its a pizza place owned by a scientologist. It tasted like elementary school square pizza, but at least I can say I've tried it. The only real barrier with trying Garfield eats is their $$$$ prices.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 00:56 |
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I would rather eat Garfield pizza than scientologist pizza
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 01:02 |
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Atomic Robo-Kid posted:Jesus christ goons will do a cameo for a Garfield man who owns a restaurant but actually eat something there?! Heavens no! his restaurant's entire clientele is irony bros buying $40 pizzas so they can take selfies with it and write trip reports and make identical garfield cum jokes, cutting out the middleman and just letting them throw money directly at him over the internet without having to actually involve food is just a smart move for everyone involved
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 03:42 |
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Big Beef City posted:I just realized that in about a week and a few days I'm going to be in Toronto for a wedding (well close enough). do it, eat that garf, lick it up all off the floor you dirty your're not a real garfield fan
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 05:01 |
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Yeah no I'm not going to lick Garfield themed takeout off the floor
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 05:05 |
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Big Beef City posted:Yeah no I'm not going to lick Garfield themed takeout off the floor And that's while you'll never be an internet sensation.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 07:20 |
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Atomic Robo-Kid posted:They have Jon Arbuckle marinara sauce, of course I'd have to try it. Sometimes trying food, even if its poo poo, is part of the experience.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 08:40 |
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Would Garfield eat at his own licensed restaurant? I would have to say no.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 08:47 |
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Would you rather eat Garfield Eats, or at PIZZARIA 1ª OPÇÃO? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4 Looks like they even use the same orange sauce. Not to mention the guy just crankin that big bag of dog cum lol
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:42 |
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Big Beef City posted:Yeah no I'm not going to lick Garfield themed takeout off the floor i'll be damned if that wouldn't be funny to tweet a video of someone doing this to nathen
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 16:20 |
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I'd probably choose Mestre da pizza. At least it would be... interesting, rather than some bland, corporate approved cardboard (the only cardboard flavor in MDP comes from the burning glue in literal cardboard).
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 20:50 |
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Would you rather eat Garfield Eats, or at PIZZARIA 1ª OPÇÃO? I was upset when I showed this to my health inspector friend and she said it’s far from the worse she’s seen
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 07:15 |
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That apparently is a traditional Brazilian recipe- the chunky rice looking stuff is shredded chicken and the dog cum is actually catupiry cheese, kind of like a semi liquid provel. I think I would rather eat Garfield pizza.
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:08 |
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:That apparently is a traditional Is the trash fire traditional too?
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 23:16 |
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https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1181338981574889474
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:19 |
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Did did Nathen Mazri use his SA Cameo funds to buy a Jennifer Love Hewitt Cameo?
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:23 |
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Divine Styler posted:Did did Nathen Mazri use his SA Cameo funds to buy a Jennifer Love Hewitt Cameo? Yes
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:45 |
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It's cameos all the way down.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:54 |
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GarfieldEATS posted:Jennifer will soon taste the WORLD'S 1st Garfield shaped pizza & lasagna with Garfield's secret sauce. I’m impressed by how much this sounds like a threat.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:12 |
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Cockblocktopus posted:It's cameos all the way down. Word Up
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:45 |
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they had to switch out of the orange sauce because they ran out of Lyman to boil.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:51 |
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Divine Styler posted:Did did Nathen Mazri use his SA Cameo funds to buy a Jennifer Love Hewitt Cameo? JLH is $150, Nathen is $30 and has sold 3. His Cameo business doing about as well as the restaurant.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 04:37 |
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Juniper Lowes Hooey eat the sauce
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 07:27 |
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I was really kinda sad to discover that they took a lot of the madness off their site. The hot recycling tips are gone. It no longer even says “entergagement”! HOW WILL I BE ENTERGAGED NOW???
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 08:13 |
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Akratic Method posted:I was really kinda sad to discover that they took a lot of the madness off their site. The hot recycling tips are gone. It no longer even says “entergagement”! The entergagement was INSIDE us all along. With the orange sauce.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 08:16 |
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if you think of it the name "hewitt" sorta sounds like somebody puking coincidence?
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 09:33 |
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Blue Moonlight posted:I’m impressed by how much this sounds like a threat. It really does. Just imagining Nathen with his fingers steepled behind his Garfield desk in front of his Garfield curtains in his Garfield pleasure-dome cackling about making her eat his lovely Garfield pizza.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 11:26 |
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She looks and sounds high as hell to me.
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 14:27 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:JLH is $150, Nathen is $30 and has sold 3. His Cameo business doing about as well as the restaurant. Pretty sure the failson family money paid for that JLH mention rather than the Cameo $$$. She's probably going to shoot something in Canada and stop by for a free meal, little does she know...
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 18:15 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:JLH is $150, Nathen is $30 and $15 for a ZJ
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# ? Oct 8, 2019 23:33 |
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Akratic Method posted:HOW WILL I BE ENTERGAGED NOW??? Start your own GarfEATS, of course! GOON DISCOUNT
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 03:01 |
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just imagining the mess i could make doing karate on a stack of garf pizzas. just punching boxes and chopping sauce, roundhouse kicking a bag of mozarella i keep tossing in the air and missing until i finally get it and it slams into a window and cracks because it's frozen and my foot is broken because it was frozen solid
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 03:06 |
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naty mazzy all hollering WORLD STAR as i'm rolling on the disgusting floor like the violence hungry fuckpig i am
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 03:07 |
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Lol
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 09:32 |
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Finally made it to the end of the thread, what a wild ride.
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 20:07 |
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entergaged untergagged undergøgged
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 20:08 |
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true fact: Jon Arbuckle Garfield can be rearranged to spell hosed LIBERAL JARGON
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# ? Oct 9, 2019 20:10 |
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:true fact: also, JOB: loving ALL READER
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