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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms
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Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Unironically excited to see a Jets/Dolphins game

just allow them to play every thursday imo

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Minshew has a lot of poise in the pocket.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Timby posted:

What is with Mark Schlereth's obsession with talking about Khalil Mack's "genetic coding?"

He probably just got his 23andMe results back

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Kalli posted:

Incredibly loud chant of DEFENCE for the Pats D in Washington

Washington excited to see an actual NFL team in their city.

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indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Suspect Bucket posted:

Dj Chark Doot Doo do Doo Doo Doo doo

:hmmyes:

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Dr. Cuddles posted:

just allow them to play every thursday imo

They should play Tuesday mornings.

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HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
 Why is Leno still employed, he's been holding guys for like a decade now.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 yep, just like the Dolphins game last year. Bears defense just isn't playing like themselves. These games are frustrating as hell.

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 drat Juju

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Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Vintage Ha Ha there

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Bleh. No Minshoes today with his bum knee methinks

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 What the gently caress Marlon

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Bears offense is actually going to have to score today and that's not good

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


 Lol at juju jumping the fence to high five dudes in the crowd

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Bears D looking uncharacteristically slow today.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Kalli posted:

Incredibly loud chant of DEFENCE for the Pats D in Washington

I hate the Patriots, but LOVE this because you know it really burns Daniel Snyder's rear end.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

fishing with the fam posted:

Bears D looking uncharacteristically slow today.

I'm gonna blame jet lag

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







 Who is this rear end in a top hat punting for the jags?

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
This Vikings/Giants game is getting pretty chippy already.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

euphronius posted:

I said above you def need a dynamic WR

We have potential good WRs we just don't loving use them.

gently caress THIS SECONDARY. GOD I HATE IT. It's as bad as 1996 or 2007 but it shoulnd't be with the personnel. Just massive massive space for receivers to operate every single time.

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
The hurdle by bell, when his best case scenario was to land cleanly out of bounds was kind of amusing

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 I’m very tired of baker mayfield commericals

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Even Josh Bynes can't save this defense.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Marshall Poohouse

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Pump fake fooled the cameraman

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
Can Danny 'Dimes' overcome a 3-0 deficit? Our computer model says no

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 sick move to stay on his feet Josh Jacobs

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Kawalimus posted:

We have potential good WRs we just don't loving use them.

gently caress THIS SECONDARY. GOD I HATE IT. It's as bad as 1996 or 2007 but it shoulnd't be with the personnel. Just massive massive space for receivers to operate every single time.

Does Jackson just not look downfield ?

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Lol, Hicks questionable

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Gordon is cool

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mystic Stylez posted:

What the gently caress Marlon

the only thing i can think is that losing Weddle really impacted how our secondary operates. They used to say how central he was to the operations back there and maybe with him gone things have just melted down.

Seriously there's no way we win more than 6 games this year if this level of play back there keeps up. It is really really bad.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 10 yard sack on 1st down, 24yard reception on 2nd.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 Bears are losing this by two digits

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Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Uncalled facemask on that sack, should be a titans first down

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



 Trying to sell/maybe buy a house while also watching the Titans. I am very dumb and my heart will probably explode.

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

euphronius posted:

Does Jackson just not look downfield ?

I don't know. I think he does but another issue is that he has guys in his face a lot because of bad protection. But not using WRs is something that goes back to Flacco and beyond. It's been an issue on this team for about two decades now.

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Petey
Nov 26, 2005

For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Gordon is cool

unbelievable stiff-arm

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


 Lol every commercial on CBS being for some show where boomer guys shoot people

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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
Raiders offensive line is beating the crap out of the Bears

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
If the eagles score a TD here I think you take out cox and anyone else that has even a booboo

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