NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms

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Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Might as well take a double TV timeout there, give these refs a chance

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oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

DPI challenge should officially be a honeypot where Chris Hanson is waiting to take your timeouts

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

That wasn't a horsecollar??

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

ELO Musk posted:

So are the Patriots present?

Yeah, they're smothering Washington's O, but they keep making mistakes on offense that stop what should be easy scoring drives.

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Hey, maybe the Bears CAN get an Incognito penalty on every drive!

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Sjs00 posted:

LETS loving GO JAGS

Hell yeah brother

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

Crescent Wrench posted:

Oh God now this Eagles/Jets ref crew gets to mull over a DPI challenge for 10 minutes.

Maybe CBS can spend more time taking about this fresh new place called *checks notes* Tony Luke's?

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Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

did you guys see those ridiculous shirts with minshew's loving face
they're 30 bucks each LMAO

# ? Oct 6, 2019 19:08

oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

Kawalimus posted:

That wasn't a horsecollar??

I've seen a number of clear horsecollars not called this year, it might not be a 'priority' anymore

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

is anyone else hearing the audio interference every so often in the CBS broadcast on NE-WSH?? I'm losing my mind

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

I vaguely understand not challenging that PI no call because the refs have been so terrible about it. Still, it was a big enough play to take the gamble.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Just get rid of replay entirely it adds nothing but wasted time

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Dr. Cuddles: Jul 18, 2010

Sjs00 posted:

did you guys see those ridiculous shirts with minshew's loving face
they're 30 bucks each LMAO

fashion is never cheap

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

is anyone else hearing the audio interference every so often in the CBS broadcast on NE-WSH?? I'm losing my mind

Yep, made me go around the house looking for audio bleed

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Shadow225: Jan 2, 2007

Mason Rudolph has negative pocket presence

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

oldgoatmon posted:

I've seen a number of clear horsecollars not called this year, it might not be a 'priority' anymore

I mean the ones that aren't the swinging variety aren't really that dangerous. But it should be consistent. And maybe in this case better to just not do them at all than risk one of them becomign a swinging.

And there's a nice stop at least.

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InsensitiveSeaBass: Apr 1, 2008; You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.; Nap Ghost

euphronius posted:

Just get rid of replay entirely it adds nothing but wasted time

I demand SKYJUDGE

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Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

First game in October and the field at fedex is already lookin pretty beat

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

how do they even medically do that? the whole "rebreak your bones to reset them" thing

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Sjs00 posted:

did you guys see those ridiculous shirts with minshew's loving face
they're 30 bucks each LMAO

You've seen NFL brand markups before, right?

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Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

Mark Schlereth is so bad at commentary

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Petey posted:

how do they even medically do that? the whole "rebreak your bones to reset them" thing

i assume its like a sheet of glass where you notch it and then smash it with a hammer

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Kalli posted:

Yep, made me go around the house looking for audio bleed

Thank god, I know my TV speakers are dogshit but I was severely hoping they weren't suddenly completely blown

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Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

Imagine shirts with Eli�s face lol

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Petey posted:

how do they even medically do that? the whole "rebreak your bones to reset them" thing

The hospital Burflict walks up, grabs and snaps then calls you a pussy and the doctor's treat you.

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Is it half time yet? I want to make popcorn.

Commercials are soooooo lllooooooooooooonnngggggggggggggg

# ? Oct 6, 2019 19:11

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

euphronius posted:

Just get rid of replay entirely it adds nothing but wasted time

I've always liked the replay. They could do it a lot better and faster if they didn't make the geriatric ref on the field jog over to make the decision but taking a minute to reflect on an influential play is good for the game and a fun time to chat or post with buddies about how dumb the refs/coaches are.

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

yikes vikes

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Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

Suspect Bucket posted:

You've seen NFL brand markups before, right?

Yes ofc, but like, WHY DID PEOPLE SET THAT poo poo ON FIRE THEN???

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Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

Hahahahha Vikings fumbled at the goal line

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Armitage: Aug 16, 2005; "Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."

Janoris Jenkins on Adam Thielen seems unfair.

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Kalli posted:

The hospital Burflict walks up, grabs and snaps then calls you a pussy and the doctor's treat you.

lol

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Lolvikes

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DaStampede: Feb 8, 2018

Jenkins is going to continue to get torched by Thielen like he did against Evans.

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Sjs00 posted:

Yes ofc, but like, WHY DID PEOPLE SET THAT poo poo ON FIRE THEN???

Bad with money, good with lighter

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Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Ejection in the Bucs/Saints game on Carlton Davis.

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Petey posted:

how do they even medically do that? the whole "rebreak your bones to reset them" thing

They did it with my finger and the doctor literally just grabbed it and yanked. Then they took an x-ray, saw that it wasn't completely straight, and did it AGAIN.

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