NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms

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EvilBlackRailgun: Jan 28, 2007

LOL

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I've always liked the replay. They could do it a lot better and faster if they didn't make the geriatric ref on the field jog over to make the decision but taking a minute to reflect on an influential play is good for the game and a fun time to chat or post with buddies about how dumb the refs/coaches are.

Yes but the nfl is a joke so it was always going to be bad and dumb

Just get rid of it and have the refs call the plays

They don�t even get it right with replay !!

Lamo safety on the Giants

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Petey posted:

lol

Real answer is they numb you up good and then use a bunch of what look like straight up carpentry tools to rebreak it carefully

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That Which Squeaks: Aug 28, 2006; "Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

Cannon, Jesus

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DaStampede: Feb 8, 2018

What a strip by Peppers

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Adun: Apr 15, 2001; Publicola; Fun Shoe

What a hilarious sequence of events in the Vikings game

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

My body is ready for the Chase Daniel 2-minute drill.

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Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Bears look really bad

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Bjork Bjowlob: Feb 23, 2006; yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning

Do you think the Jets WRs pick up a football before the game starts and toss it around a bit

Y'know, just to remember what a football looks like

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MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I've always liked the replay. They could do it a lot better and faster if they didn't make the geriatric ref on the field jog over to make the decision but taking a minute to reflect on an influential play is good for the game and a fun time to chat or post with buddies about how dumb the refs/coaches are.

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fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

We switched the Bears and Raiders defenses. Lets see if anyone notices.

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Ummagumma: Jul 19, 2004; skydog

Chase Daniel is going to die

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hughesta: Jun 12, 2012; i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

My body is ready for the Chase Daniel 2-minute drill.

no dont

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Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

What a god drat MESS this team is

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th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Questionable roughing the passer call there. Milano chop blocked into mariota

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Come on, trust the defense Bill, go for this!

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

They did it with my finger and the doctor literally just grabbed it and yanked. Then they took an x-ray, saw that it wasn't completely straight, and did it AGAIN.

wait what

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Btw, I still refuse to buy a numbered jersey just in case the player is a rapist. I have to wait for Paul Posluzney to die or something just to be sure he's a saint.

But handily, I can turn it upside down and have a good Minshew jersey.

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

gently caress you limp dick Bill Belichick, go for it on 4th you loving pussy

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

When a team looks like this much of a general mess you have to put a lot of the blame on the coaching staff.

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

gently caress TJ Watt

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th3t00t: Aug 14, 2007; GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL

Sack City in Nashville

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oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

oldgoatmon posted:

Can Danny 'Dimes' overcome an 8 point deficit? Our computer model says no

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

There's no reason a guy who's been coaching the team for over a decade should have a team that looks like this much of a mess

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

2nd and 30

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Suspect Bucket: Jan 15, 2012; SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

DOOT DOO DOO DOO DOO DO DOO

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Petey posted:

wait what

yeah they literally just yank that poo poo man, you get a little numbing on but you're wide awake and watching this dude snap your poo poo. in my case though, the bone had already healed to the point where they needed to go in with a teeny tiny little saw and cut that poo poo, which I guess is marginally better? or at least less horrifying

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Sometimes it's sad to think about the fact that a billion dollars (I think that's what they just said) was spent to make a special system for turf in a stadium instead of doing anything more productive like working on issues like homelessness, starvation, sanitation or climate change.

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oldgoatmon: Jul 4, 2004; Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

Sproles has to hit the guy low is he supposed to jump

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tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

Titans kicker missing the cake shot. GG.

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Kawalimus: Jan 17, 2008; Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Ravens are like picking through a messy room. Sometimes you find the stuff you're looking for. But it's still a debacle and needs better organization. But then you're like "well remember that time I found my shoes right away" as an excuse to not fix it up.

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xbilkis: Apr 11, 2005; god qb
me
jay hova

Bears tucking it in at the end of the half with the ball down 17-0, love to see it

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Petey: Nov 26, 2005; For who knows what is good for a person in life, during the few and meaningless days they pass through like a shadow? Who can tell them what will happen under the sun after they are gone?

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

yeah they literally just yank that poo poo man, you get a little numbing on but you're wide awake and watching this dude snap your poo poo. in my case though, the bone had already healed to the point where they needed to go in with a teeny tiny little saw and cut that poo poo, which I guess is marginally better? or at least less horrifying

everything is horrifying

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