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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms
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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


 stupid bears

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sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Lol Washington

Almost in Pats fg range now!

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Petey posted:

wait what

I broke my finger playing football and it was bent at a sharp angle, so I guess the doctor didn't so much re-break it as he did yank it into the right position. But it took him 2 tries to get it right and it hurt like hell.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 That's a loving beautiful ball punch

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Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

 What a miserable holding

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

yeah they literally just yank that poo poo man, you get a little numbing on but you're wide awake and watching this dude snap your poo poo. in my case though, the bone had already healed to the point where they needed to go in with a teeny tiny little saw and cut that poo poo, which I guess is marginally better? or at least less horrifying

Holy poo poo dude

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Lol BoB saying what the gently caress is going on

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
All Kickers Are Bad

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
wow that was pathetic

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

The Ravens are like picking through a messy room. Sometimes you find the stuff you're looking for. But it's still a debacle and needs better organization. But then you're like "well remember that time I found my shoes right away" as an excuse to not fix it up.

No one sane has ever thought this.

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th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
LoL Santos, 2 missed FG. Get cut

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

Time to go into tank mode, Bears

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
cardinals gettin' some real nice spots today

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mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Time to go into tank mode, Bears

I bet mack could get traded for a pair of firsts

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 That was...probably not Brady's best throw.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 cripes

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

The Puppy Bowl posted:

No one sane has ever thought this.

Well what I'm trying to say is sometimes in that mess you do find what you're looking for. But it's still a mess and still needs cleaning up.

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
“We’ll see if the Jets and Skins can get their first win of the season.” Just lol

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ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Kalli posted:

Real answer is they numb you up good and then use a bunch of what look like straight up carpentry tools to rebreak it carefully

Fun fact: the chainsaw was invented as a surgical tool.

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

 I hope this somehow results in a safety

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Eagles had 3 sacks this year coming in to this game. They have 4 in the first half today.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Fat Jesus posted:

stupid bears
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Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


 Nice pass by Falk

Still took forever to get there

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



 Marshall Newhouse decides to just let Ryan Kerrigan run free at Brady and he tossed a prayer wheel route that gets picked

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DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

 Dalvin Cook even looks fast in slow mo replays

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

 gently caress off, Brady

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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Grittybeard posted:

That was...probably not Brady's best throw.

lmfao

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

mastershakeman posted:

I bet mack could get traded for a pair of firsts

The problem is the Bears would just waste their first-round picks anyway

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Cymoril posted:

Holy poo poo dude

you'd be surprised how much "medicine" is just ad hoc poo poo like this

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Professor Funk posted:

Eagles had 3 sacks this year coming in to this game. They have 4 in the first half today.

Nvm, I guess it was incomplete

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
All teams playing today are Bad.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Brady is cooked.

I wish

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Man they didn't give him the momentum touchback on that pick?

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Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
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Is this the year where Tom Brady fuckin sucks??

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Both of Brady’s picks this season have been baaaad

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

fishing with the fam posted:

We switched the Bears and Raiders defenses. Lets see if anyone notices.

i noticed

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Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
tom brady might finally suck now

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shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


 hell yeah

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 in what world was he down before going out of the endone wow

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Canady is looking pretty good. If he covers the slot and Jimmy Smith comes back playing well this defense could get much better really quickly.

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