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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms
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Ummagumma
Jul 19, 2004
skydog
This is next level self-destruction because the Raiders are still beating the poo poo out of the Bears defensive line up front

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 you tried so hard

and got so far

but you were the raiders

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

 NOOOO

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

 Does Atlanta have a bad line or is our pressure improving?

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum

Vertical Lime posted:

danny jones

he is who we thought he was

Eli Jr?

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Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



 Danielle Hunter is real real good.

And hes still only 24 jfc

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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



 Succop please come back.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Kirios posted:

Should I be excited about this game or are the Falcons just that bad?

Falcons are a dead man walking team

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

fishing with the fam posted:

Peanut Tillman out there smiling right now.

Watching the game as an undercover agent in Venezuela somewhere

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
There have been a few poo poo roughing the passer calls in this game.



Allen got hit worse last quarter and they didn't call it.

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1180926657579933702

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Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Hot Diggity! posted:

Hmmm
:(

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 THA RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRADIAHS

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AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
Pittsburgh is beating Baltimore at home, congrats to new starting QB Mason Rudolph, who must be good now.

Cut Big Ben, long live Mason Rudolph.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


 This Bills defense is playoffs good and I can’t name a single guy on it

That’s insane

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th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
LOL Mariota illegal forward pass in the red zone leads to another FG attempt and Santos misses again!! 0-3 LOLOLOLOL titans

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Santos 0/3 in FGs today...

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Nice catch by Snead.

HE IS BETTER THAN BOTH BOYLE AND HURST

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1180926657579933702

I love the notion of Peanut just walking up to DBs and going "Hey...you ever think about punching the ball out of a dude's hands?" and it immediately flipping a switch for them

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

Dexo posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamHoge/status/1180926657579933702

I loving love Charles Tillman :)



Wish the Panthers could've gotten him a ring.

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oneforthevine
Sep 25, 2015


 This “Major League Fishing definitely not erectile dysfunction” commercial is one of the most embarrassing things I’ve ever seen.

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bondster
May 6, 2007

 GodDAMN IT

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InsensitiveSeaBass
Apr 1, 2008

You're entering a realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic, or contains some kind of monster... The second one. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.
Nap Ghost
Lol Jets

Edit: poo poo

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PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

 special teams at it again

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MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
This Ravens drive doesn't look terrible.

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
Leno with 2 false starts and sack given up today.

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hughesta
Jun 12, 2012

i know its super duper kooper
cool like up the bitches snitches
 I swear the Bears have an unusual amount of false starts, and have for as long as I can remember

god Leno is terrible

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
loving Leno

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
Slye has been so good that I've just been waiting for him to start shanking a couple

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
The eagles scored half the points they scored in previous quarters, I'm looking forward to seeing how they score 1

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

pmchem posted:

This Bills defense is playoffs good and I can’t name a single guy on it

That’s insane

I know Ed Oliver from the draft and am drawing a blank other than that too.

Apparently that's where Star Lotulelei went.

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Kurgarra Queen
Jun 11, 2008

GIVE ME MORE
SUPER BOWL
WINS

pmchem posted:

This Bills defense is playoffs good and I can’t name a single guy on it

That’s insane
Jerry Hughes? Tremaine Edmunds? Tre’davious White? Micah Hyde? Ed Oliver? Jordan Poyer?

If the offense could just do something, we would have the game.

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kawalimus posted:

Nice catch by Snead.

HE IS BETTER THAN BOTH BOYLE AND HURST

Little early saying this what with all the drops from Snead this season.

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
What a loving pitch and catch by the Bears.

wowowowoowwo

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fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
These refs are spending a good chunk of the day chatting.

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Moxie
Aug 2, 2003

MoaM posted:

This Ravens drive doesn't look terrible.

All of their drives have been fine, the Steelers D is essentially helpless

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

That was a loving brutal hit on Robinson

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420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something
Gruden pissed

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oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch
Just cut clement I love him but that train has sailed

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th3t00t
Aug 14, 2007

GOOD CLEAN FOOTBALL
My rear end in a top hat clenches every time Allen lofts one up

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