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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms
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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 America's game of the week


GO COWBOYS

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




 sucks to be JuJu right now

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
These last two early games are great.

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


 elite football man joe flacco playing well

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Tucker's amazing but I hate when teams don't try to advance the ball in situations like that.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
gently caress it curved right in boo boo boo

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Log082
Nov 8, 2008


 thank god for tucker

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
How the gently caress did that curl back

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Wow barely snuck it in there

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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


 good job kwalimus

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
justin fuckin' tucker

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Kull the Conqueror
Apr 8, 2006

Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong
Broncooiooos

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
That looked like it was gonna miss

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fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
lol at the knuckle on that field goal

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Mikemo Tyson
Apr 30, 2008

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK posted:

How the gently caress did that curl back

Played the wind, that was beautiful.

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

The Bananana posted:

America's game of the week


GO COWBOYS

Woooo we can't be stopped (except for last week).

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OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

That looked like it was gonna miss

you can see the exact moment when kawalinus' heart broke

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Dog poo poo series of plays and that FG looked so bad until it wasn't.

A win, but it doesn't feel like it. This team is an absolute mess.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Porn Stache take my power!

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Gerund
Sep 12, 2007

He push a man


 That kick wavered like a drunken swallow

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Good thing the ravens didnt end the season after last week

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waffle enthusiast
Nov 16, 2007



 Ron Paul it’s happening dot jpg.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 this could be the first time ever that everyone is getting the same sunday afternoon regular season game

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
I love that kick because it gave the Steelers fans hope and then shoved the dagger in deep.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Let’s go the cowboys

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Takes No Damage posted:

Woooo we can't be stopped (except for last week).

Sweep it under the rug

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Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Grittybeard posted:

Tucker's amazing but I hate when teams don't try to advance the ball in situations like that.

I agree. This was totally stupid. Also Pittsburgh had been containing Jackson's runs very well yet we WOULD NOT loving ADJUST TO IT. We just kept trying.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

Let’s go the cowboys

With a win this week!

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Kawalimus posted:

Dog poo poo series of plays and that FG looked so bad until it wasn't.

A win, but it doesn't feel like it. This team is an absolute mess.

Smile man we won

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EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


 Go boys boo pack

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Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Rodgers is elite

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Who cares about the last play,

Oh they're worried about interference.

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 why the gently caress would panthers call time out so they could look at it

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

 Hahahahahahah Ron Rivera

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

 Why is Tavon Austin still in the league?

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Hm ok that was a good tackle :/

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Cardiac loving cats


edit: gently caress

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
We stopped Aaron Rodgers once!!!

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Zyla posted:

why the gently caress would panthers call time out so they could look at it

Have you never watched the panthers play before?

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

 :flag:

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