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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Omg the chargers

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Jivesauce posted:

"you can't hit qbs like you could in my day," Aikman says as Rodgers is torn in half on a high/low hit in slow motion

He’s right though and his jelly brain is proof of that

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
chargers look absolutely abysmal today

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




When you make Jimmy Graham look good, you bad.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Was that a little bit of a no look pass from Rodgers?

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Welp Cowboys regressing to the 8-8

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Same ol sorry rear end Rams Cowboys.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Jivesauce posted:

"you can't hit qbs like you could in my day," Aikman says as Rodgers is torn in half on a high/low hit in slow motion

Aikman is extremely FYGM.

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

He’s right though and his jelly brain is proof of that

Sure, just maybe that play wasn't a great example of it, you know?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


That was a miss but holy poo poo that pass came out at the flick of a wrist

Also I'm like 1-2 plays behind :(

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
I’m not sure how to process Jimmy Graham doing good things.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




BGrifter posted:

I’m not sure how to process Jimmy Graham doing good things.

It's scary. He's going to have a great year, get a phat contract and then go back to sucking balls. :sigh:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Is everyone enjoying AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

SKULL.GIF posted:

That was a miss but holy poo poo that pass came out at the flick of a wrist

Also I'm like 1-2 plays behind :(

I think half the thread is fast, I'm seeing posts 1-2 plays ahead too.

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum
Gonna be a 3rd Jones td.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is everyone enjoying AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK
I am

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
luv 2 run a bend don't break defense where no one tackles and the defensive line can't get off blocks

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Aaron Jones is Cowboy Krypyonite

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
May as well just let them in so we get the ball back with more tiahahahahhaa like our next drive is going to last more than 2 minutes :(

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


LabyaMynora posted:

It's scary. He's going to have a great year, get a phat contract and then go back to sucking balls. :sigh:

Doesn't he still have another year left on his contract? I can't see the Packers extending him even if he plays well -- good play is exactly what the current contract is for.

They'll probably keep him next year if he actually plays well this year and just let him retire/walk after then. If he sucks again he'll be gone this offseason.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
My stream is laughably behind at this point, this might as well be the Gameday Spoilers thread :laffo:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Packers goal line offense seems generally questionable.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




SKULL.GIF posted:

Doesn't he still have another year left on his contract? I can't see the Packers extending him even if he plays well -- good play is exactly what the current contract is for.

They'll probably keep him next year if he actually plays well this year and just let him retire/walk after then. If he sucks again he'll be gone this offseason.

You are correct, I thought he only had a 2 year deal.

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

The gently caress was that

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee jected.

Cymoril
Jul 1, 2005

Kittens Warm the World
Dinosaur Gum
Did Rodgers throw at that dude’s head lol

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Are the Packers literally allergic to one yard runs?

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Also decision making.

Go for this, worst case scenario is Dallas gets the ball at the two.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
Packers gave up in the run and scored no points

You must trust in the run

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




drat, a good Cowboys defensive play.

Why are the Packers godlike in the first quarter and then bad the rest of the game?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
First and goal from the one is our kryptonite. :sigh:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Is everyone enjoying AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK

Yes because I am dreading tonights

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Grittybeard posted:

Also decision making.

Go for this, worst case scenario is Dallas gets the ball at the two.

Yuuup and probably intercept the ball again lol

EvilBlackRailgun
Jan 28, 2007


Shitshow

Just lmao if cowboys can’t get a td before the half

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


LabyaMynora posted:

drat, a good Cowboys defensive play.

Why are the Packers godlike in the first quarter and then bad the rest of the game?

LaFleur is apparently a genius at game planning if he has 3 days for it and horrible if he has to do it on the fly.

Sweeper
Nov 29, 2007
The Joe Buck of Posting
Dinosaur Gum
I feel like Aaron Rodgers can’t stand when he isn’t throwing tds, wants to throw a bunch of garbage balls to no one in the end zone

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

CapnAndy posted:

Are the Packers literally allergic to one yard runs?

They tried once! Lost a yard, clearly never to be tried again.

dalstrs
Mar 11, 2004

At least this way my kill will have some use
Dinosaur Gum

CapnAndy posted:

Are the Packers literally allergic to one yard runs?

They were talking on the pre-game show I was listening to about friction between Rogers and his new coach because he would change the runs to throws at the line.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
Huh, actually stood em up...dumb play calls by the Pack though.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Absolute lol at only running it once from 1st-and-goal at the 1.

You run four straight QB sneaks if you have anything resembling a brain.

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