NFL Week 5 GDT: Re-Breaking Bones and Messy Rooms

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

whut

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Oh Snapple!: Dec 27, 2005

lol RB being the designated "yeah gently caress him hit him however you want" position is inevitably gonna be why I stop watching football

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

The hell was that

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

I don't know if the hurry-up offense is the best idea here

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

RocktheCaulk posted:

Is Troy Aikman drunk, stoned, or actively bleeding out of his eyes ?

yes

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Aikman looks perpetually drunk.

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Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

RocktheCaulk posted:

Is Troy Aikman drunk, stoned, or actively bleeding out of his eyes ?

Yes.

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

What?

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shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

aikman has seen enough

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Cymoril: Jul 1, 2005; Kittens Warm the World; Dinosaur Gum

CLOWNBALL

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Sweeper: Nov 29, 2007; The Joe Buck of Posting; Dinosaur Gum

Refs letting the cowboys substitute

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

mastershakeman posted:

That was a blatant helmet to helmet, Dallas guy had to dive at the ground on purpose there as Jones was already going down

But their helmet's didn't touch?

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Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

RocktheCaulk posted:

Is Troy Aikman drunk, stoned, or actively bleeding out of his eyes ?

I just said that. Wtf is wrong with him? It doesn't look healthy.

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sweet thursday: Sep 16, 2012

RocktheCaulk posted:

Is Troy Aikman drunk, stoned, or actively bleeding out of his eyes ?

If u throw it u run the risk of stopping the clock and when you're winning ud like the clock to keep goin but if u run they could stuff u

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Aaron jOWNED

AAron SNUFFED.

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Oh WHAT THE HELL, RODGERS?!

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Strobe: Jun 30, 2014; GW BRAINWORMS CREW

Throw it away you loving idiot :wtc:

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Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Oh Snapple! posted:

lol RB being the designated "yeah gently caress him hit him however you want" position is inevitably gonna be why I stop watching football

I mean you have to stop running backs from running bent at 90 degree angles to prevent their brains getting destroyed

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you broke my grill: Jul 11, 2019

Leon Einstein posted:

I just said that. Wtf is wrong with him? It doesn't look healthy.

Too many concussions

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Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

loving garbage, packers

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Leon Einstein: Feb 6, 2012; I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Strobe posted:

Throw it away you loving idiot

Nah, keep the clock running

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Derpies: Mar 11, 2014; by sebmojo

Leon Einstein posted:

I just said that. Wtf is wrong with him? It doesn't look healthy.

Maybe he was ordered to stare directly into the reactor core at Jerry World.

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SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

Ches Neckbeard posted:

I mean you have to stop running backs from running bent at 90 degree angles to prevent their brains getting destroyed

This is a rule but it's literally never ever enforced

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

troy's dealing with the aftereffects of licking rupert murdoch's rear end live on tv

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Rod Hoofhearted: Jun 18, 2000; I am a ghost

Leon Einstein posted:

Nah, keep the clock running

Fair enough.

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Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Strobe posted:

Throw it away you loving idiot

Runs the clock

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PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Strobe posted:

Throw it away you loving idiot

You'd rather have the time off the clock than the yards hth

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Shindragon: Jun 6, 2011; by Athanatos

Well it forced them to use a TO so there is that

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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer