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Heather Papps: hello friend

Goons Are Great posted:

lmao

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 7, 2019 20:41

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:39

Goons Are Gifts

Alright byob I need your wisdom once again, tell me, do I want to go left and have a good and super chill time but also spend money and not do something I should do, or should I be a good boy and go right and do what I should do and also safe money?

I don't have a plan to stick to, so you will be my plan

# ? Oct 7, 2019 22:48

Papa Was A Video Toaster

Goons Are Great posted:

Alright byob I need your wisdom once again, tell me, do I want to go left and have a good and super chill time but also spend money and not do something I should do, or should I be a good boy and go right and do what I should do and also safe money?

I don't have a plan to stick to, so you will be my plan

stick to the plan

# ? Oct 7, 2019 22:55

Heather Papps: hello friend

TVsVeryOwn posted:

stick to the plan

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 7, 2019 23:14

sb hermit

Heather Papps posted:

# ? Oct 7, 2019 23:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

el dorito posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 7, 2019 23:45

Goons Are Gifts

I did as you suggested and started posting

# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

is this a post?

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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:02

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

is this a post?

yes, this is a post, but the real question is this

is this a good post?

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# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:02

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

# ? Oct 8, 2019 00:52

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:03

alnilam

jk i always post at work

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:03

Goons Are Gifts

traffic posting while naked is the real deal nowadays, get with the times

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:05

alnilam

Love to post about the classic album John barleycorn must die while in the nude

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

help my butt is stuck to my chair again help

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# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:27

Heather Papps: hello friend

posting in my birthday suit is such a thrill, but such a terrible risk!!!!!!!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:28

Manifisto

Heather Papps posted:

help my butt is stuck to my chair again help

have u tried turning it off then on again

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I accuse you, Heather Papps, of being an assless chap in assless chaps. You are without an rear end. You are buttless. You are devoid of gluteas maximus. You are an rear end not haver!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

hamjobs posted:

I accuse you, Heather Papps, of being an assless chap in assless chaps. You are without an rear end. You are buttless. You are devoid of gluteas maximus. You are an rear end not haver!

listen i get it, we all wanna see my butt, covered in glo dust. i want to do it also, but like, i am shy and also, don't wanna get banned again

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:40

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Your rear end has been a chair this whole time

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:41

Heather Papps: hello friend

shush hamjobs i have a rep to protect.

an rear end rep.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:43

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

There once was a poster
Called Heather Papps,
An assless chap! What chapped his rear end,
Was assless chaps for assless chaps
Were not chaps at all,
Just pants, size small.

# ? Oct 8, 2019 01:51

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

hp is on the pill called Noassitol

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:02

Stoner Sloth

i was unhappy because i had no assless chaps until i met a chap with no rear end

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:03

Heather Papps: hello friend

i gotta eat a lunch. get juicy.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:04

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

get thicc bois

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I showed the moon my rear end and she said "oh thank Christ" because Heather Papps was showing the moon a chair

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:07

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

I would just like to mention at this time that all chaps are assless, it is what makes them chaps instead of pants. thank you for your time.

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:48

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I would just like to mention at this time that all chaps are assless, it is what makes them chaps instead of pants. thank you for your time.

holy shiz you're right! all this time I've been wearing pantsless chaps :psyduck:

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:51

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

There once was a poster called Heather
whose butt would not hide beneath leather!
He said with a shout,
"I'll let it hang out!
My rear end likes to feel all the weather."

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 02:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

help mods!

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# ? Oct 8, 2019 03:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

Heather Papps posted:

help mods!

are you seeing this good posting because holy gently caress lolz

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 03:24

3D Megadoodoo

What do the mods need help with? Vespa needs fixing?

# ? Oct 8, 2019 03:27

Goons Are Gifts

Let's order them a pizza, just to be safe

# ? Oct 8, 2019 03:31

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I would just like to mention at this time that all chaps are assless

Incorrect! I am a chap, and I have one entire rear end.

# ? Oct 8, 2019 04:11

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Stoner Sloth posted:

i was unhappy because i had no assless chaps until i met a chap with no rear end

Bwaaaah!

# ? Oct 8, 2019 06:26

Papa Was A Video Toaster

roomforthetuna posted:

Incorrect! I am a chap, and I have one entire rear end.

pip pip cheerio old chap

# ? Oct 8, 2019 06:26

3D Megadoodoo

Before you judge an rear end, you must walk a mile in their chaps.

That way when you judge the rear end, you're a mile away. And you have their chaps lmao look at the chapless rear end haha :evilbuddy:

# ? Oct 8, 2019 06:30

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

If your rear end is chapped I recommend using lube next time.

# ? Oct 8, 2019 06:35

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# ? May 17, 2024 00:39

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# ? Oct 8, 2019 07:31

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