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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Well one miracle I noticed is that each time I log on there are more posts than the last time I did. It should be impossible because the forums are dead and BYOB is deleted but each time. New posts. New threads, out of nowhere, no one is making them no one is posting. Where did they come from? I'm not sure but thanks for asking.
Think about what you can do today knowing about this miracle. Today we can be more positive knowing that the Posting Miracle of SomethingAwful is a proven fact. They even canonized St. Kyanka as a result of this miracle as all saints must have had done a miracle or two or however many. There's a stain glass picture of him in the Vatican, smiling, and in the picture he's standing, walking as if he had a new spine. As if it was there all along.
Is it a miracle? Thanks for asking again, but who knows? Only God does, thanks for asking.
Let us have faith and post in BYOB and be thankful. I will be here for an hour or two longer posting and hoping the Posting Miracle of SomethingAwful does not stop.
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Oct 9, 2019 05:16
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- Escape From Noise
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Miracle Grow. You can just buy that stuff at the store! WTH?
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Oct 9, 2019 06:32
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- Escape From Noise
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Same with Miracle Whip.
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Oct 9, 2019 07:05
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- Korean Boomhauer
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i'll go and take a phat dump and the next day i have to do so again. this keeps happening.
 
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Oct 9, 2019 07:48
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came home one day and there was a bidet now. not gonna question it
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Oct 9, 2019 20:13
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- Robot Made of Meat
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a wife/husbando is not a lovely miracle
Hey hey there! Not so fast.
Are you certain about this?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Oct 10, 2019 01:59
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- Escape From Noise
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Hell yeah. Bustin' the seal on this.
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Oct 11, 2019 08:35
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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we all know dogs are just tiny horses but no one seems to have any pictures of when exactly a growing young dog becomes a large majestic horse. we just accept that it happens all the time
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Oct 11, 2019 14:37
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- google THIS
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My morning bagel is delicious. It's a schmearacle.
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Oct 11, 2019 17:19
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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My morning bagel is delicious. It's a schmearacle.
despite the fact that the proper pronunciation is "bag ell" people still know what you're talking about when someone says "bay gell", that one blows my mind every time
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Oct 11, 2019 17:23
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the lovely miracle of birth
also i feel that biblical miracles started out this way and got exaggerated - like sure Jesus fed everyone with loaves and fishes but it wasn't what you'd call a well catered affair
   
       
  
 
   
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Oct 12, 2019 13:38
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- nut
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hey op have u checked ou thte congratulations thred
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Oct 12, 2019 20:58
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The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
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Breaking News: Local family's house burns down but their bible survives intact
You hear news reports like this sometimes. It sounds like one of those bets God and Satan are always making.
"Hey God I bet that if I burn down that family's house and save your poo poo but none of theirs, they will curse your name."
"I don't like the bad language Satan but I'll take that bet. Go ahead and burn down their house and let's see what they do."
And of course God is right, everybody sees it as a sign from heaven that God's word is eternal. But Satan got to burn somebody's house down again. It's like that joke about pissing all over the bar. Satan had a side bet with Gabriel that he could burn down a Christian family's house and God would just stand there and watch all proud like his children finally understood his message.
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Oct 13, 2019 21:18
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The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
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It's a lovely miracle when the clickbait phrase "You won't believe what happened next!" is followed by a genuinely unbelievable yet true story. A mild euphoria comes over you upon discovering the world is not quite the place you thought it was, full of exciting new possibilities. But you spend the rest of your life chasing that high. Take a drag of your cigarette and click again, telling yourself the article is going to be garbage but secretly hoping for another lovely miracle.
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Oct 14, 2019 01:50
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one weird trick to enjoy clickbait articles
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Oct 14, 2019 02:00
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- Escape From Noise
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Working on my listicle: The Top 8 Testicles Of the Web 2.0 Era.
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Oct 14, 2019 07:48
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- Korean Boomhauer
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Top Ten Testicle Listicles
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Oct 16, 2019 19:19
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- Chasterson
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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The fact that me and my wife are still together
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Oct 17, 2019 02:53
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finding the missing hiker's body after just ten minutes of searching 
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Oct 17, 2019 16:57
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- Finger Prince
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Making cereal with expired milk, not noticing until after you finish and see chunks in the jug, and then not getting sick.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:09
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Rolling the dice on the 2x reheated, week old, lovely Chinese food in the fridge that repeated on you for a full day the first time you ate it, and not getting sick.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:12
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- Finger Prince
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Finding two thirds of the decomposing remains of a finger sized grasshopper in your "triple washed" bagged salad you've been eating, and not having a full-on panic attack.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:15
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- Finger Prince
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Getting stuck in traffic so bad, you're certain there's a horrific accident up ahead that several people have lost their lives in, but no, there is no accident up ahead, it's just traffic.
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Oct 17, 2019 23:22
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Turning water into that wine that comes in a box.
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Oct 18, 2019 07:07
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- Escape From Noise
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i genuinely love this song, we all made fun of it in 2008 but like its jsut these two guys who were like "drat the world is like super cool you seen this poo poo?"
every day on this earth is a miracle 
It's really goofy and I'm going to always laugh at it a bit but it brought me a lot of joy.
The parodies were awful. You can't parody something like that. It's just too perfect on its own.
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Oct 18, 2019 10:03
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May 24, 2024 11:32
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- SwimmingSpider
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Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
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i dunno the ones that like "are kids small or just far away" is pretty good
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