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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Look those airliners won't crash themselves into the tarmac.

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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

ronya posted:

somewhere, nozick's chin itches

Nah, the dead aren't scheduled to rise until November 1st. Gives a whole new meaning to p-zombie though.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Also cursory googling reveals interest on a NL mortgage is at the lowest its been in a longass time. Apparently you can also get a mortgage of 100% the cost of the house without a deposit there.
Also the avg cost of a house in Amsterdam is 200,000 quid lower than the avg cost of a house in London

A third of brits don't have even a hundred quid in savings

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Looking at apartment prices in amsterdam, I can find a shitton of them under 250k€

Andrast fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Oct 9, 2019

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!

AceOfFlames posted:

I have looked at houses but most of the ones I can afford are too far from where I work. So the same problem a lot of people have.

I'm not saying I'm destitute. Far from it, I agree I am extremely lucky. I'm just puzzled over the fact that at one point people were going "Why the hell haven't you bought a house yet, idiot" and I am explaining the reasons.

While I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt on NL house prices, maybe in future remind people you are talking about NL? Saying things like 'only 250k' and then being annoyed people assume you mean the UK is kind of on you.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

AceOfFlames posted:

arbitrary strongmen


Miftan posted:

Gives a whole new meaning to p-zombie though.
:golfclap:

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Mega Comrade posted:

While I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt on NL house prices, maybe in future remind people you are talking about NL? Saying things like 'only 250k' and then being annoyed people assume you mean the UK is kind of on you.

Fair enough. Sorry.

Let's just drop this issue for all our sakes. So about that idiot Boris, huh?

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

AceOfFlames posted:

I'm not saying I'm destitute. Far from it, I agree I am extremely lucky. I'm just puzzled over the fact that at one point people were going "Why the hell haven't you bought a house yet, idiot" and I am explaining the reasons.


Idk the dynamics of your local housing market but paying someone else's mortgage while you have a big fat stacks of wonga sitting around unproductive is a bit of an oversight for an entrepreneurial bloke like yourself is all.

Scikar
Nov 20, 2005

5? Seriously?

Andrast posted:

Looking at apartment prizes in amsterdam, I can find a shitton of them under 250k€

An apartment? Those are for athletes, sportspeople, and similar undeserving. Look, my coworker lives in a house and until I have a bigger one I am essentially worthless.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Rustybear posted:

Idk the dynamics of your local housing market but paying someone else's mortgage while you have a big fat stacks of wonga sitting around unproductive is a bit of an oversight for an entrepreneurial bloke like yourself is all.

Hahahahahahaha.

I am the exact opposite of entrepreneurial. I am pathologically afraid of risk. Shocking I know.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Mega Comrade posted:

While I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt on NL house prices, maybe in future remind people you are talking about NL? Saying things like 'only 250k' and then being annoyed people assume you mean the UK is kind of on you.

Don't give him the benefit of the doubt lol. NL house prices are basically the same as Edinburghs if not a bit lower and I'd be laughing from within my new house if I had 80k in the bank

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I am not a football fan (basketball is what I like) but seeing that tweet from Coleen and the predictable reply from Rebecah was awesome. I always thought Coleen got unfairly maligned by the press and she played them all :D

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Niric posted:

Here's the article for interest:

Hmm. Encouraging. Possibly?!

AceOfFlames posted:

And maybe we should have a minimum wage that allows everyone to live well. What I don't support is that society should reward managers and arbitrary strongmen for an activity that enriches no one. That goes for most YouTubers as well.

'maybe' lol

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


He's not a striker, but at least he may form part of the wall.

HauntedRobot
Jun 22, 2002

an excellent mod
a simple map to my heart
now give me tilt shift
On the left wing he's unstoppable like a tank

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


AceOfFlames posted:

Why the hell has my "money hoard" become an issue? I don't save as much as my coworkers (I once managed to glance at one checking his bank app and he had almost 30% more and it's not like I can afford a house:

Because some of us are very poor and don't have tens of thousands of Euros in the bank.

Anyway, following various sports has given me lots of joy and heartbreak and anger and I pity you for not having capacity for that in you.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Personally I do not even have tens of euros in the bank. I would love that. Might make month to month living a little less stressful.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Miftan posted:

Nah, the dead aren't scheduled to rise until November 1st. Gives a whole new meaning to p-zombie though.

I'm going to have a very interesting birthday this year it seems.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
why are people still interacting with AoF he's basically a misery elemental

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Julio Cruz posted:

why are people still interacting with AoF he's basically a misery elemental

For the same reason people interacted with Pissflaps for years and years. We're idiots.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
I'm honestly not sure it's healthy for AoF to be posting here - I think he's combined his need to find the most negative thread on the forums (roughly at some point around the first Brexit deadline) with a collection of angry, often disadvantaged marxists who will feed his need to be trashed.

he thinks he wants sympathy but what he needs is people validating his self loathing and he's hit an infinite goldmine here. this is going to keep happening, i dunno.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

CoolCab posted:

I'm honestly not sure it's healthy for AoF to be posting here - I think he's combined his need to find the most negative thread on the forums (roughly at some point around the first Brexit deadline) with a collection of angry, often disadvantaged marxists who will feed his need to be trashed.

he thinks he wants sympathy but what he needs is people validating his self loathing and he's hit an infinite goldmine here. this is going to keep happening, i dunno.

I agree and would ideally have him banned from this thread in particular and probably even D&D, for our sake and for his. We can't stop him reading it and feeding the misery monkey, but we can at least spare ourselves.

But I am not a mod.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

CoolCab posted:

I'm honestly not sure it's healthy for AoF to be posting here - I think he's combined his need to find the most negative thread on the forums (roughly at some point around the first Brexit deadline) with a collection of angry, often disadvantaged marxists who will feed his need to be trashed.

he thinks he wants sympathy but what he needs is people validating his self loathing and he's hit an infinite goldmine here. this is going to keep happening, i dunno.

Yeah, I've said before that he needs to be banned for the sake of his and others' mental health. He feeds off misery and spreads it back in an incredibly unhealthy way, and has done so for years. He's downright infamous in the climate change thread, for instance.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

I just gave an admittedly extreme opinion on sports but then people jumped on with references to prior things. I am capable of saying neutral things, you have seen that. But if people provoke me am I not supposed to defend myself?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Ace of Flames stop posting itt or I'll send you to the gulag thanks for your cooperation

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I am a mod and I have to agree.

All points people have raised are valid and it is not healthy for you to be constantly posting what you do here. It is not like you have been ignored this entire time. People have engaged over and over and have tried to offer advice help and finally frustration.

AoF please do not post in this thread anymore.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
All hail the NKVD-like efficiency of the mod overlords, pls do not gulag me next

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Guavanaut posted:

I like French-Algerian philosopher and goalkeeper Albert Camus' take on it. Everything is loving meaningless, we are all involved in a grind to the grave, and nothing matters *record scratch* except the things that we give meaning to and say matter, individually and as groups, and sport provides a lens through which we can view that.

A fellow Absurdist!

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

“So I’m absolutely the court is keeping a watchful brief – it’s been described by others as a Sword of Damocles over Boris Johnson’s head.”

Downswing! *clap clap clap* Downswing! *clap clap clap* Downswing! *clap clap clap*

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

Dead Goon posted:

A fellow Absurdist!

Ceci n'est pas un absurde

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


First they came for the pissflaps and I didn't speak up because I was too busy cheering

Then they came for AoF and I didn't speak up because I was too busy nodding my head

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
He's only an admin for a couple of weeks and he's already started the Stalinist purge!

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Hentai Jihadist posted:

First they came for the pissflaps and I didn't speak up because I was too busy cheering

Then they came for AoF and I didn't speak up because I was too busy nodding my head
They also came for Bobby Thompson, but I was too busy chatting with my many multicultural mates down the very real pub in my caravan.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
:kirby tugging collar nervously:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Rarity posted:

Congrats. Not all of us are that lucky. I have super sensitive skin and E45 just makes me really itchy then leaves my skin dried out half an hour later. Don't knock people who need a niche product just cause a lot of rich fucks also use it.
E45 and aqueous cream make me itch like a bastard from the sodium [lauryl/laureth] sulphate, which is in every expensive skincare brand. I use aloe gel which makes my hands smell weird but at least it moisturises.


AceOfFlames posted:

Watching sport does not enrich the mind or provide any benefit to society than provide bullshit tribalism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5jDspIC4hY


OwlFancier posted:

Because all you do is whinge about how terrible your life is when you have literally everything necessary to live a far better life than most people in the world, while actively ignoring any suggestions in favour of continuing to whine about everything that might make other people's lives better because it might possibly disrupt your wasteful little misery pit, combined with a staggeringly elitist view of everyone who doesn't have as much money as you.
I kind of want to pick at this point from a mental health perspective though - by the same reasoning, nobody in this thread has any right to be miserable because of the thousands who live in the calcutta slums. Mental health problems affect everyone, and I'd say that having 'no reason' to be depressed is an indicator that the depression is chemical.

Granted AoF has made no reasonable effort to seek help or take any kind of protracted break from the thread. Hopefully an enforced break will be the impetus he needs to seek help, and he's lucky to be able to afford to do so if he can, but I don't think the idea that mildly well off people can't be depressed is a great one to be playing around with.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Guavanaut posted:

They also came for Bobby Thompson, but I was too busy chatting with my many multicultural mates down the very real pub in my caravan.

did Are Bobby eat a thread ban too? Haha that's great too

Iirc he has a very expensive, posh and real car not a caravan though

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





Mark Blyth once mentioned that the Germanic word 'schuld' means both 'debt' and 'guilt', based on Calvinist bullshit about how debt is inherently bad or whatever. Considering Germany and the Netherlands are no less rooted in Calvinist bullshit than they were, say, 400 years ago, it's easy to see why folks like AoF are, as they say, less prone to taking risks and thinking life is suffering, because debt is inherently sinful and we must all suffer for whatever reason.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Bobby Deluxe posted:



Granted AoF has made no reasonable effort to seek help or take any kind of protracted break from the thread. Hopefully an enforced break will be the impetus he needs to seek help, and he's lucky to be able to afford to do so if he can, but I don't think the idea that mildly well off people can't be depressed is a great one to be playing around with.

*in narrator voice* and so finally the concept of money shaming was advanced in the UKMT

Actually I think that's a good point but otoh gimme that money I'm pretty sure I could increase my happiness with it substantially

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Torygraph paywalled article - not a bad summary of 'what next for Johnson, Parliament and Brexit'

quote:

With no brexit deal, Boris Johnson will remain parliament's prisoner.

By Philip Johnston
8th Oct 2019, 9:30 pm

Why would the opposition parties give the PM an election after Halloween?

Shortly after 11am next Monday, the Queen will leave Buckingham Palace in the State Coach for the short journey along the Mall and down Whitehall for the umpteenth time in her long and illustrious reign to open a new session of Parliament.

This is assuming that the climate change “crusties”, as Boris Johnson called them, have been cleared away from the route. Perhaps the approaching rumble of the Household Cavalry’s Sovereign’s Escort will encourage them to move aside if the police have not already broken up their camp by then. It also assumes that the Government is even in office next Monday.

With everything else that is going on – Brexit unresolved, a critical EU summit looming, the Prime Minister under siege and without a majority in Parliament – her Majesty would be entitled to ask herself along the way “what is the point of this?” and turn back. She won’t, of course, because it is her duty to open Parliament at the request of the Prime Minister.

But this is the first time since 1924 that the monarch has been asked to read out a government’s policy programme in the expectation that it will be voted down or amended. In fact, even in 1924, Stanley Baldwin, the Conservative prime minister who had lost his majority in the general election a few weeks earlier, thought the Liberals might support him because the alternative was a Left-wing Labour government led by Ramsay Macdonald.

Given this was just a few years after the Russian Revolution and Macdonald was considered a dangerous Bolshevik, Baldwin thought this was a risk the opposition would not take. But as the Liberal deputy leader Sir John Simon told the Commons in the debate on the King’s Speech, he was prepared to find out “whether the advent of the Labour government, without a Labour majority in the House, really does mean steering for ‘red ruin and the breaking up of laws.’”

The Liberals accordingly defeated the King’s Speech and Baldwin resigned, whereupon Macdonald became prime minister in charge of a minority Labour administration which was prevented from doing anything because it could not get its policies through the House. It was brought down later in the year and the Conservatives won a landslide majority in the subsequent election.

History repeats itself. The Queen’s Speech vote is likely to be held on October 21, just days after whatever deal Mr Johnson achieves at the EU summit in Brussels on October 18 must be put to MPs. After yesterday’s acrimonious cross-Channel exchanges, the chances are receding but it still cannot be ruled out. This is the brinkmanship you would expect in the final stages of negotiations where one side or the other has to give way if an agreement is to be reached. If he gets a deal, Parliament will be under massive pressure to agree and end this torment.

But let us assume there isn’t one. In that case Mr Johnson must request an extension to the UK’s membership until January 31. The law requires this and the Government has given an unambiguous undertaking that it will be obeyed. Some MPs say the so-called Benn Act is unconstitutional because it was rushed through Parliament. But it was given Royal Assent on September 9. La Reyne le Veult. It is the law whatever they say.

Moreover, it is not possible under a constitutional convention known as the Padfield principle for the Government to try to get round it and wilfully subvert Parliament’s wishes by, for instance, sending another letter undermining the first.

Unlike the Supreme Court ruling on prorogation, this involves the executive refusing to abide by the provisions of a statute. The law here is clear. Mr Johnson could refuse to request an extension but the courts would insist that he does. But perhaps it suits his purpose if the judges force his hand and feed the People v Establishment narrative he has nurtured.

Whatever the rationale, unless he resigns, Mr Johnson must do something he has said he would rather die in a ditch to avoid and keep the UK in the EU after October 31. Straight after that, the Queen’s Speech will be put to a vote which his own ministers expect to lose.

Then what? Is there a plan for these circumstances? Insofar as one can be divined, the assumption is that an election will be triggered, Mr Johnson will go to the country blaming everyone from Brussels to the courts and Parliament for thwarting the will of the people, and will be propelled to victory on a tidal wave of popular frustration with a broken political system and armed with a mandate to leave the EU without a deal. The Queen’s Speech is essentially the opening shot in the domestic campaign, with policies on social care, post-Brexit economic regeneration and a boost to the incomes of low-paid workers expected to feature prominently.

But what if there isn’t an early election? It is no longer in the Prime Minister’s gift to call one and the decision is in the opposition’s hands. Mr Johnson needs two-thirds of MPs to vote for one and they have twice rejected it. He could be brought down by a vote of confidence but as the opposition parties cannot agree on who would be the prime minister, after 14 days they would end up with an election they don’t want to be held on a date of Mr Johnson’s choosing.

The big danger is that after he is forced to agree an extension he remains incarcerated inside No 10, unable to leave the EU, powerless to legislate and denied the election he craves. His best hope is that he has so irritated the EU that they just wash their hands of the UK and force us out with no agreement, ushering in years of diplomatic froideur which will benefit no one, so they won’t.

Or he could resign as Prime Minister, at which point Mr Corbyn would be invited to form a government. Let him do the dirty work on Brexit and take the consequences.Mr Johnson is adamant he will not do anything that will put the Labour leader into No 10. His aides insist he won’t resign even if he does lose a vote on the Address. He could be trapped for months, Parliament’s prisoner, while they plot to hold another referendum.


source: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2019/10/08/forced-extension-boris-johnson-will-remain-parliaments-prisoner/

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Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


If I remember correctly, it's essentially because Original Sin and our own bad thoughts and behaviours make this world such that God has to test you through suffering. If/when you make it through in one piece and with the appropriate amount of Protestant Good Thoughts and Works then your reward comes in Heaven.

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